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Chapter 49: Xu Damao Makes a Fool of Himself

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Xu Damao wiped away cold sweat in a daze, not even opening his eyes, his mouth panting heavily, "Oh my mama, thank goodness it was a dream, it was too terrifying..."

Before Xu Damao could recover, his nerves suddenly tightened again.

It seemed like there was some movement nearby!

"Xu Damao!?"

"Xu Damao, why did you run here, is my son alright?"

A familiar voice suddenly pierced into Xu Damao's ears.

Xu Damao looked to the side with a trembling body, and suddenly saw that fat-headed, big-eared dog face of Jia Zhangshi; although it wasn't as terrifying as in the dream, it was still emitting a foul stench from her whole body.

And behind her, there was a clearly visible trail of blood.

Even Jia Zhangshi's face was pale.

A glance that felt like an eternity.

"Ah!!!"

A scream from Xu Damao tore through the dark night.

The bladder that hadn't been emptied completely truly went limp this time, while Jia Zhangshi was still puzzled, not knowing what this stinky brat was doing.

Staying out in the middle of the night instead of being at home, how did he run to this bridge underpass?

Could it be that the news of me breaking out of prison has spread, and I'm being hunted by a city-wide bounty in Sijiucheng? Is this brat here to catch me!?

The more Jia Zhangshi thought, the more alarmed she became; she couldn't care about her still-bleeding buttocks, and immediately bared her teeth, revealing a mouthful of yellow teeth, ready to pounce and kill Xu Damao.

"I'll kill you!!!"

Jia Zhangshi's face was ferocious, and she rushed over with claws bared and fangs exposed.

At this moment, Xu Damao finally reacted!

"A ghost! I haven't done anything to wrong your family, don't catch me!?!?"

Xu Damao cried with a sob, his face covered in tears, and he lifted his legs and ran for his life.

He didn't even have time to put on clothes, running naked in the dark night wearing only a pair of large boxer shorts.

He didn't expect the nightmare to actually become reality.

It seems Jia Zhangshi was executed by firing squad, and her resentment didn't dissipate, so she turned into a Ferocious Ghost to come and take revenge on the people in the Siheyuan!

"Sob sob sob, I, Xu Damao, have done good deeds my whole life, how could I run into this kind of thing? Someone help! Save me!"

Xu Damao's psychological defenses had collapsed.

He was even more terrified than when he was hit with a brick by First Uncle.

He ran frantically through the streets of Sijiucheng for his life, even losing his boxer shorts, and at this time of day, quite a few people were already up.

From far away, they saw a pale, bare-bottomed figure running wildly, and some old ladies' eyes went straight.

"Pah! You filthy pervert! But he's quite white though..."

"Indecent, truly indecent, which Mental Hospital did this lunatic escape from? Didn't they tie him up properly?"

"Mama, what kind of animal is that?"

"That is a piece of trash, we must never learn from him..."

Wherever Xu Damao passed, there were sounds of cursing everywhere, and there were even a few troublemakers who chased after him with bricks.

"This filthy pervert, watch how I teach him a lesson!"

An unknown hot-blooded youth threw a brick directly, and with a *slap*, it hit Xu Damao's buttocks, causing the fat on them to wobble.

At this moment, Xu Damao thought it was Jia Zhangshi catching up, and with another scream, his two little legs accelerated again, and *whoosh*, he vanished.

At this moment, the sky was just beginning to brighten.

The people in the Siheyuan were also mostly up.

Zhao Gangzi was currently living in the main room of the Middle Courtyard; things had been okay lately, those few beasts were quite well-behaved, after all, quite a lot had happened recently.

Yi Zhonghai's head hadn't healed yet, and Shazhu had been cheated by others again; now, people were coming to demand debts all day long, and the window glass had even been smashed.

He didn't even dare to return to the Rolling Mill, hiding at home all day.

And Shazhu's younger sister, He Yushui, because she no longer had the money to continue living at school, had to return to live in the side room of the Middle Courtyard.

Every day, she would glance toward Zhao Gangzi's house from time to time.

Those pieces of furniture that should have belonged to her family, and even those left behind by He Yushui's mother, were unfortunately all squandered by her own foolish brother.

"Sister Yushui, stop looking, these things belong to me now; if you want them back, bring money to trade," Zhao Gangzi said by the water basin, holding a small bowl in one hand and a toothbrush in the other to clean his teeth.

"Sigh, Gangzi, I didn't expect your madness to really be cured; it's all my useless brother's fault!"

He Yushui sighed as she sat at her doorway.

During this time, she had also realized what kind of person Zhao Gangzi was; he was no longer the fool who could be bullied by anyone, and was even incredibly shrewd.

And Shazhu was currently behind his window, shouting at Zhao Gangzi across the way: "Zhao Gangzi, you just wait for me; you better not let me get any dirt on you, otherwise, hmph hmph..."

"As for you, you'd better forget it."

Zhao Gangzi didn't even look over, lowering his head as he continued: "You still owe a mountain of debt outside; you'd better be careful of those people, don't wait until nightfall for them to take your sister away to pay off the debt!"

The two of them went back and forth, and soon started arguing; Shazhu was furious, while Zhao Gangzi was happy and at ease, with his Hatred Value increasing from time to time.

Before they could say much more, a series of screams suddenly rang out from the Front Courtyard; Third Aunt didn't know what had happened, her old face flushed red, and she kept running toward the back.

And the sounds she heard were all women's screams.

There were also many men's curses.

"There's a pervert, a pervert has run into our Siheyuan, in broad daylight, truly shameless!"

Third Aunt was cursing and swearing; she had been sweeping the floor in the Front Courtyard when suddenly a naked man rushed in, bumping into anyone he saw.

Moreover, his whole body was filthy, his face was covered in mud, and he was covered in rotten vegetable leaves; one couldn't even recognize who it was, just like a wild man.

While they were speaking, this pervert mentioned by Third Aunt ran into the Middle Courtyard, and Zhao Gangzi was also startled when he saw him.

He took the water bowl in his hand and splashed it directly onto that person's face.

"This, isn't this damn Xu Damao? How did he end up in such a state?" Zhao Gangzi said in surprise.

Previously, Xu Damao had plotted against First Uncle, and afterwards, he had vanished into thin air; everyone had assumed he had run off to the countryside to his Second Uncle's niece's cousin's son's house.

Who would have thought he would make an appearance in such a shocking way.

"Ah! You dirty pervert!"

He Yushui had been sitting at the doorway, and seeing the stark-naked Xu Damao rush in, she instantly blushed with shame.

"Very well, Xu Damao! I didn't expect you to dare to come back!"

A roar rang out, and Shazhu dashed out the door, knocked Xu Damao down with a kick, and instantly locked him in a chokehold.

Hearing such a huge commotion, the entire Siheyuan began to descend into chaos, and even First Uncle, who was still recovering from his injuries, was helped out.

Once they saw it was Xu Damao who had returned, and that he was being so shameless, acting like a pervert in broad daylight, they all clamored to send him to the Street Office immediately, insisting he must be properly punished.

Shazhu in particular was shouting the loudest, constantly demanding that Xu Damao pay compensation to First Uncle, so that he would have the capital to pay off his own debts.

But Xu Damao was like a man who had lost his soul.

He kept muttering in his mouth: "Jia Zhangshi has turned into a ghost to take revenge on everyone! Run quickly! I saw it clearly!"

"If I hadn't run fast, I would have already been eaten!"

"I am kindly advising you now, don't be ungrateful!"

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