Chapter 65: Bang Geng

(The author is letting loose; if you have a weak stomach, please skip this chapter.)

Shazhu couldn't help but let out a strange cry.

Puchi...

The wound on his backside burst open directly; he already had hemorrhoids, and after Jie Ge had "swept the streets," this was truly adding insult to injury.

He had been slammed hard in the buttocks by Bang Geng's head.

Bang Geng's rocket headbutt made Shazhu spray blood right through his trousers.

Bang Geng hadn't reacted in time either.

Suddenly, a pool of foul-smelling blood sprayed onto his face, scaring Bang Geng into wailing loudly.

"Ah! Sob sob sob..."

"I'm going to die, I'm going to have my funeral feast, sob sob sob..."

Bang Geng was covered in blood, sitting on the ground and wailing.

At the same time, he imagined the scene of himself eating at his own funeral feast in a few days.

And Yi Zhonghai clearly hadn't reacted yet.

It wasn't just Bang Geng crying; Shazhu also burst into tears instantly, falling straight onto the ground.

"What happened? Who is bullying our Bang Geng again! This goddamn thing!"

Hearing the commotion, Qin Huairu hurriedly ran out from home.

Seeing Bang Geng's face covered in blood, she nearly died of fright, hurriedly picking him up and coaxing him incessantly.

While coaxing him, she couldn't stop dry-heaving; she was already pregnant and had a poor appetite, and now the blood on Bang Geng's face smelled like feces.

Others also heard the commotion and came out.

They ended up seeing Bang Geng covered in blood, and Shazhu lying on the ground clutching his buttocks, twitching continuously.

"Damn, what happened again? Isn't this our Siheyuan's big celebrity, He Yuzhu?"

"Stay away, this kid is spraying blood from behind!"

The crowd had intended to step forward to investigate, but upon seeing Shazhu spraying blood continuously through his trousers, accompanied by some filthy matter, many people started vomiting on the spot.

Even Yi Zhonghai, who worked in the latrines every day, couldn't help but cover his nose and retreat several steps.

Qin Huairu, who was coaxing Bang Geng nearby, couldn't dodge in time and was sprayed all over by the "spraying warrior" Shazhu; this time, Qin Huairu completely lost it.

The undigested residue in her stomach was vomited out directly, and with Bang Geng still in her arms with his mouth open and wailing, it all went right into his mouth.

The child Bang Geng thought it was time for the funeral feast.

And so, he opened his bloody maw wide, *thud-thud-thud*, and ate it all up, saying after he finished: "Mom, Mom, I want more, is there any left?"

"Ugh..."

At this point, even the onlookers in the distance started vomiting.

They hadn't quite believed that Bang Geng was mentally disabled before, but now they believed it; what the hell was the difference between this and eating shit?

Qin Huairu's face flushed with shame, and she couldn't be bothered to seek compensation from Shazhu, hurriedly picking up Bang Geng and heading home.

This place was no longer habitable; what kind of things happened here all day long?

"Stinking asshole..."

Qin Huairu couldn't help but curse under her breath.

If it weren't for the fact that Shazhu still had some utility and usually knew how to provide her with relief, she would have swindled him out of his very last pair of underwear.

At this moment, the helmsman of the Siheyuan, Liu Haizhong, couldn't help but step forward.

Pointing at Shazhu, who was spinning on the ground while spraying, he covered his nose and said: "Someone come and move Shazhu away; he's ruining the atmosphere of our Siheyuan too much!"

"Child, hurry, take your godson home!"

Liu Haizhong shouted toward Yi Zhonghai.

Yi Zhonghai's face also showed a look of disgust, but he had no status now; people didn't even call him "Old Yi" anymore, addressing him as "Child" right off the bat.

"Sigh!"

Yi Zhonghai let out a sigh, then picked up the manure fork leaning against the corner of the wall, skillfully speared Shazhu's crotch, and using all his might, actually managed to lift Shazhu up!

The others were shocked; this old thing actually had such strength!

No matter what, Shazhu weighed a hundred and fifty or sixty pounds.

"Godfather! Godfather!"

"Can you be a bit gentler? You're poking my hemorrhoids!"

Shazhu wailed on the manure fork.

Hearing this, Yi Zhonghai panicked a little and hurriedly adjusted his position, but then there was a *puchi* sound; Shazhu's trousers were punctured by the fork, and blood sprayed all over Yi Zhonghai's face.

There was no other way; he couldn't let Shazhu pollute the environment in the courtyard, so Yi Zhonghai had no choice but to vomit while carrying Shazhu on the manure fork toward his home.

A short while later.

Inside Shazhu's home.

Shazhu lay groaning on the bed, his trousers removed, his buttocks a bloody red; even his own sister, He Yushui, was standing to the side, looking utterly disgusted.

"Brother, what kind of sickness have you caught again? If it weren't for you, I wouldn't be pointed at by others every time I step out the door!"

"A person like you doesn't deserve to be my brother!"

He Yushui also looked aggrieved.

Shazhu's heroic deeds were known even at her school, and she didn't know who had dug up the fact that He Yushui was Shazhu's sister, making the young girl unable to hold her head up at school.

Shazhu lay on the bed in too much pain to speak, but Yi Zhonghai started lecturing He Yushui: "What kind of talk is that? No matter what, this is your own brother; only Zhuzi has the right to manage you, how is it your turn to lecture Zhuzi?!"

"You've been in school for a few years and your wings have hardened, and now you don't even know the difference between superior and inferior?"

"What difference is there between you and that Zhao Gangzi across the way!"

Yi Zhonghai had no status left now, so he took advantage of this moment to vent his anger directly on He Yushui.

He Yushui, meanwhile, was reduced to tears by his words, feeling even more aggrieved.

She thought to herself that this old scoundrel was truly a piece of work; if not for their past ties, she wouldn't even call him godfather.

Besides, the two of you dare to compare yourselves to Brother Gangzi? You should go pee and look at your reflections; in your current pathetic state, even the stray dogs outside would shake their heads at you!

The more He Yushui thought about it, the sadder she became, so she went off crying to complain to the First Aunt.

After He Yushui left, Shazhu grumbled, "Godfather, you were too harsh on Yushui. No matter what, it was me who embarrassed her."

"Say no more, Zhuzi. We'll talk about Yushui's affairs later. Just look at yourself now; neither of our families has any spare money."

"Not to mention going out to see a doctor, if we show our faces, we'll get ambushed and beaten, so just endure it for a few days!"

"Sigh!"

Yi Zhonghai treated Shazhu quite well, changing his clothes and washing his pants; anyone who didn't know better would think Shazhu was Yi Zhonghai's godfather.

Shazhu lay on the bed, his face full of emotion; even if the whole world abandoned him, at least the First Uncle was still good to him—it was truly moving!

"Don't worry, Godfather. Once I get back on my feet, I will definitely take care of you comfortably!" Shazhu said, wiping away his tears.

Yi Zhonghai, standing to the side, suppressed the joy in his heart; it seemed his goal had been achieved, as after all, only Shazhu could truly provide for his old age, and he couldn't trust anyone else.

After Yi Zhonghai left, Shazhu was left alone to nurse his sorrows, "Sigh, I, Shazhu, have been kind and charitable my whole life, never expecting to encounter such a thing!"

Thinking back to the scene after he fainted that night, Shazhu couldn't help but tremble all over, while at the same time, a tiny thrill welled up in his heart.