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Chapter 66: Lou Xiaoe Arrives

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However, Shazhu's recovery speed was relatively fast.

By that afternoon, he could move slowly, but he had to either stand or lie on his stomach; he dared not sit, or he would surely spray blood.

The Rolling Mill even assigned Shazhu the job of cleaning the toilets. Shazhu's reputation was already poor, and now, on top of having his wages docked, he had been taking sick leave almost every ten days or half a month ever since Zhao Gangzi broke his fist last time.

Yang Feng had even specifically given orders that whenever Shazhu came to request leave, it was to be denied without exception.

"Sigh, what a miserable life I lead!"

Shazhu let out a long sigh, and then he froze; he seemed to see a woman approaching, and her beauty was simply not inferior to Qin Huairu's!

Except her hips were a bit small, and one could tell at a glance she couldn't bear a son.

At this moment, Lou Xiaoe had also inquired about Zhao Gangzi's residence, though she didn't know exactly where he lived, only that it was this Siheyuan.

When passing through the Front Courtyard, she had wanted to ask for directions, but she couldn't see a single person; it was as if they had evaporated into thin air.

Just as she reached the Middle Courtyard, she saw Shazhu standing in the yard, sighing incessantly.

"Comrade."

Lou Xiaoe walked toward Shazhu.

Shazhu felt a surge of joy; could such a great beauty actually be looking for him? Had his luck finally turned after hitting rock bottom?

Before Lou Xiaoe had even walked two steps, Shazhu suddenly revealed a lecherous smile, which instantly frightened her.

She thought to herself, is this Siheyuan so bizarre? It's one thing that there's no one to be seen in such a large courtyard, but the only person who finally appears seems to be a pervert.

Shazhu was also emitting waves of stench, coupled with that unique standing posture.

With this look, he somewhat possessed a bit of Island Nation lineage.

"Hello, female comrade, I am a very good citizen, is there something you need from me?" Shazhu couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart and blurted it out directly.

"Ah?!"

"This comrade, I am not looking for you. May I ask if there is someone named Zhao Gangzi in your courtyard? I have business with him."

Lou Xiaoe suppressed her inner disgust and inquired toward the Shazhu opposite her.

When Shazhu heard that she wasn't looking for him, the most outstanding man in this Siheyuan, but rather that piece of trash Zhao Gangzi, his face immediately drooped, and he replied impatiently:

"Don't know, don't recognize him. Go find that stray dog outside the courtyard and ask it; it might know where its own kind is."

"Pah! How unlucky!"

Shazhu couldn't help but curse.

However, he still didn't forget to take a few more looks at the woman in front of him; he didn't know what kind of dog-shit luck Zhao Gangzi had to run into such a peach blossom.

Lou Xiaoe was also a bit angry.

How could this person be like this, so lacking in manners? Before Lou Xiaoe could even speak, an arm suddenly reached out from the house behind her and pulled her inside.

"Ah!!! There's a hooligan!"

Lou Xiaoe screamed in fright, and then was suddenly covered by Zhao Gangzi's hand, who said with a grin: "Yo, isn't this the eldest daughter of the Lou Family? Are you here to deliver the Bicycle Ticket to me?"

Zhao Gangzi extended his palm; the Lou Xiaoe in front of him was breathing heavily, and she took the Bicycle Ticket out of her pocket in a huff and slapped it onto Zhao Gangzi's hand with a *slap*.

"Hmph! You stinky hooligan, you only know how to bully me!"

Lou Xiaoe said, feigning anger.

Looking at Lou Xiaoe, who had turned her head away, Zhao Gangzi just chuckled twice and then coaxed: "I was wrong, Miss, isn't this still for your own good?"

"You don't know, did you see that flat-top outside? That is a famous hooligan in our courtyard named He Yuzhu; we all call him Shazhu."

"Really?"

Lou Xiaoe rolled her eyes.

She also had some impression of the name He Yuzhu; it seemed he was a chef at the Rolling Mill, and Lou Bancheng had mentioned him to her before, even having the intention of letting her go on a blind date with He Yuzhu.

It was only later that she heard He Yuzhu had gotten into trouble and received a disciplinary action, so the matter was dropped.

In the courtyard.

Shazhu's eyes widened as he watched the beauty in front of him being pulled away by Zhao Gangzi; this made him so angry!

He wished he could burst the hemorrhoids on his rear end.

"Zhao Gangzi, you really deserve to die!"

Shazhu stood with his hands on his hips, cursing in the direction of Zhao Gangzi's house; how could all the good things fall to him!

On second thought, Shazhu immediately took small, quick steps, wanting to see what was happening in Zhao Gangzi's house. If they were committing adultery in broad daylight, he would definitely have to report them.

Before Shazhu could take any action, that brat Xu Damao also entered in a rage; he had originally started tailing Lou Xiaoe, but ended up following her all the way into the Siheyuan.

He had even watched with his own eyes as Lou Xiaoe entered Zhao Gangzi's house.

Now he felt like he could eat Zhao Gangzi alive!

"Damn it, this brat Shazhu also has a grudge against that villain Zhao Gangzi. The enemy of my enemy is my friend; I must win him over!"

Xu Damao had an idea in his heart.

However, he didn't know what had happened to Shazhu; he had been busy tailing Lou Xiaoe for the past two days and hadn't paid much attention to other people's affairs.

He walked straight up and gave Shazhu's rear a fierce pat, saying with a wicked grin: "Shazhu, do you also want to deal with Zhao Gangzi? How about we join forces?"

"We will definitely be able to make that brat Zhao Gangzi behave!"

Seeing that Shazhu didn't react, Xu Damao gave Shazhu's rear another hard pat.

But Shazhu was trembling all over at this moment.

At this instant, he only felt a hot stream gushing out, and then Shazhu's legs turned inward, and he turned his head shakily, saying in a trembling voice: "Xu Damao, you still want to join forces with me?"

"I'll join forces with your mother..."

Shazhu took advantage of Xu Damao's lack of reaction, endured the pain in his rear, and suddenly lifted his foot to kick Xu Damao right in the crotch.

The force of this blow was the culmination of the lifelong resentment of the Siheyuan War God Shazhu; one kick to Shatter Mountains and Rivers, *bang*, Xu Damao fell to the ground in response!

"Awoo!!!"

The sound of ghost-wailing and wolf-howling resounded throughout the entire Siheyuan.

It gave Zhao Gangzi, who was just about to get handsy with Lou Xiaoe inside the room, a huge fright.

Lou Xiaoe also couldn't help but poke her head out to look.

As a result, she saw Xu Damao in the courtyard clutching his crotch and rolling on the ground incessantly, his mouth emitting miserable screams as if his descendants had all died.

Shazhu's situation was not optimistic either; his two legs were kneeling on the ground, his face pressed against the stone bricks, and his large buttocks were stuck up toward the sky.

Most importantly, Shazhu's buttocks were still spurting blood, as unique as a small fountain.

"See, I told you, this kid Shazhu is a pervert, and this Xu Damao is no better..."

Zhao Gangzi couldn't help but click his tongue, and Lou Xiaoe was also stunned by the sight; she had lived this long only knowing that turtles could spurt water, never expecting that Shazhu could too! And he was even more impressive than a turtle, spurting blood directly!

"Your Siheyuan is too terrifying; if I were to marry into here, wouldn't I end up with a mental illness..."

"Hmm? What did you say?"

"Ah?! Nothing, nothing at all..."

Lou Xiaoe realized she had said the wrong thing and hurriedly lowered her head with a blushing face, while Zhao Gangzi just smiled and teased, "I heard it, though. Who are you going to marry? It wouldn't be me, would it?"

"Ah, you stinking hooligan... who wants to marry you?"

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