Chapter 374: Pan, Donkey, Deng, Small, Idle

"How about it?"

Devouring Zhang Jie's expression turned ruthless; his right hand mimicked a blade and slashed fiercely across his own throat.

Since there was a possibility of being cuckolded, and the candidate for the cuckolder was extremely clear,

then why not simply and cleanly eliminate the potential cuckolder?

While the Zhang Jies might be slightly lacking in the ability to solve problems, their ability to eliminate the people who create problems—

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie had that down to a science in the Heavenly Dragon world; it was a sure thing.

After all, with his cultivation, even if the founder of the Xiaoyao Sect, Xiaoyaozi, were reborn, one would have to fight him to know who was weaker or stronger!

"Spot on, spot on! Devouring Zhang Jie's method is excellent!"

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie and the others expressed one hundred percent agreement with Devouring Zhang Jie's proposal.

Although doing this wasn't exactly honorable and felt a bit unfair to Prince Duan,

in order to ensure that their own heads wouldn't one day be adorned with a green hat,

the Zhang Jies had no choice but to learn from Zhuge Kongming and shed tears while executing Ma Su.

It wasn't that the Zhang Jies were heartless, but Prince Duan's reputation in this regard was truly too astonishing.

It was just like the Flying Bat Ke Zhen'e in the Eagle-Shooting and Condor-Shooting eras, who would tell you you were a villain, and you would have to carefully consider

whether you had truly done something wrong yourself.

When Prince Duan Zhengchun said someone was his son/lover, even if the old father/incompetent husband

produced a DNA test report/real-time surveillance, he couldn't make others believe him.

What is called a reputation?

This is what is called a reputation!

Other Zhang Jies: Let Prince Duan suffer a bit; we Zhang Jies won't bear the infamy~

"Uh..."

"That is really unnecessary."

Facing Devouring Zhang Jie's simple and crude solution and the actions of the other Zhang Jies who agreed without even thinking,

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie, the person involved, was sweating profusely.

It could only be said that regarding the matter of being cuckolded, all the Zhang Jies felt a resistance from the bottom of their bones,

wanting only to nip every possibility in the bud.

"Brothers, do you really think that we Zhang Jies would be inferior to Prince Duan?"

"Hehe!"

Mentioning this, the Zhang Jies were no longer sleepy, and the corners of their mouths all lifted slightly.

To say Prince Duan's conditions were truly not bad: when young, he was the only and legitimate younger brother of the Dali Emperor,

and at a young age, he was enfeoffed as the Prince of Zhennan of Dali; his status could be described as being below one person but above ten thousand, with power and status to the extreme.

His upbringing was good, and with the later Duan Yu as an example, he could also be described as gentle as jade.

Added to that was his appearance, which was quite pleasing to the eye, and his dashing temperament; calling him a "maiden killer" would not be an exaggeration.

In "The Water Margin," the veteran pimp Wang Po summarized a man's ability to attract women as "Pan, Donkey, Deng, Small, Idle":

Pan: The appearance of the famous ancient handsome man Pan An, growing up in a way that pleases the people.

Donkey: A "piece of goods" like a donkey, possessing masculine vigor, capable of making women feel like they are in heaven during intimacy.

Deng: The wealth of Deng Tong, the richest merchant during the reign of Emperor Wen of Han,

which in 21st-century terms means financial freedom, capable of providing the woman with a sufficient material foundation.

Small: Cautious, attentive, capable of taking care of all the woman's movements, and patiently giving a response to each one.

Idle: Having sufficient free time to accompany and cultivate feelings.

Zhang Jie didn't know if Prince Duan's "brother" was tall or heavy,

and he also knew that as a "sea king," he wouldn't be sufficiently "idle,"

but his "Pan," "Deng," and "Small" were clearly top-tier in the Heavenly Dragon world.

No wonder that even after more than ten years of separation, he could still make women like Qin Hongmian unable to forget him,

and even raised his daughters Mu Wanqing, Zhong Ling, and Wang Yuyan for him.

However, all of this needed to be limited to the Heavenly Dragon world, and Zhang Jie, unworthy as he was,

happened to be an extraterrestrial demon from another world who didn't care about martial ethics and possessed a cheat.

Regarding the "Donkey" aspect, with the contribution of Pirate Zhang Jie, who possessed the iconic Admiral-level height of over three meters from the Pirate King world,

every Zhang Jie could learn from the three-surname slave Lu Bu, Lu Fengxian, and shout, "Where is my Diao Chan?"

Every girl who saw the Zhang Jie brothers would exclaim:

Why is there a water pipe tied around this person's waist?

Zhang Jie: If you want to see a python, you don't need to go to the Amazon, nor do you need to go to the zoo~

The "Pan" aspect goes without saying; one must know that besides sharing memories, abilities, and cultivation, the shared space

could even share things that are invisible and intangible, such as charm and destiny.

With the superposition of five Zhang Jies, every Zhang Jie could be called a human succubus.

Zhang Jie now seriously suspected that if he could go back to before the Second World War,

he could likely deliver a soul-stirring performance in a beer hall just like the Little Mustache:

"Gentlemen, do you know how much a pound of bread costs now?

A full five hundred thousand marks!

So much money that it wouldn't even fit in a carriage!"

As long as Zhang Jie was willing, other things like "Deng, Small, Idle" could also completely surpass Prince Duan.

It could be said that he, this scumbag, was the ultimate evolution Pro version of a scumbag like Prince Duan.

"Under the service of my family law (the stick), I guarantee that Lady Wang will never look for that scumbag Duan again."

Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie patted his chest and promised with certainty.

"When I'm in a bad mood, I'll make them tie their hair up."

After speaking, Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie continued to say triumphantly.

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie's face revealed a mysterious smile: "The more the population,

the less the population. The reason the population is small is that the population is large now."

Heaven-Dependent Zhang Jie couldn't help but complain upon hearing this: "Is dialectics used like this?

It seems the gold content of Chinese characters is still rising."

He still remembered a tongue twister he saw on the internet before being transported to the Myriad Realms by the Great Transport:

Remember:

Dante is Italian,

Dante Zhen is Chinese.

Dante Zhen has been to hell,

Dante Zhen has never been to hell.

Dante Zhen was born to a mother,

Dante Zhen was also born to a mother.

But Dante, Ding, and Zhen are three people,

But Dante, Ding, and Zhen are two people.

If you don't have a basic foundation in Chinese, you'd be a ghost if you could read the punctuation clearly.

"The seven elegant things for men: admiring flowers, removing armor, climbing peaks, exploring the secluded, arranging flowers, watching the tide, and burning incense."

After speaking, Heavenly Tian Tian Long Zhang Jie continued to say with a smile.

Don't misunderstand; he is a serious person, so please don't let others associate wildly.

Admiring flowers: Appreciating the beauty of flowers, usually in specific seasons or occasions, such as cherry blossom viewing in spring or chrysanthemum viewing in autumn.

Removing armor: Originally refers to a warrior taking off their armor, metaphorically meaning disarming or relieving pressure, and can also refer to shedding psychological burdens.

Climbing peaks: Climbing high peaks, symbolizing challenging oneself and pursuing excellence, and can also refer to actual mountaineering activities.

Exploring the secluded: Exploring deep and quiet places, such as mountains, forests, or ancient sites, often implying the search for tranquility and the realization of the beauty of nature.

Arranging flowers: Cutting and inserting flower materials into containers, artistically combining them into floral works;

it is a way to beautify the environment and express emotions.

Watching the tide: Watching tidal phenomena, especially natural wonders like the Qiantang Tide, experiencing the power and beauty of nature.

Burning incense: Lighting incense, making the fragrance overflow, often used in religious rituals, meditation, or creating a tranquil atmosphere.

"Establish a heart for maidens, establish a life for young wives!

Continue the lost learning for wives, open peace for widows!

Loving lolis, not disliking them for their petite bodies, is benevolence.

Loving maidens, not abandoning them for their youthful ignorance, is righteousness.

Loving young wives, not loathing them for having been married to others, is sincerity.

Loving mature women, not despising them for their age and maturity, is constancy.

Loving flower women, not regretting them for being unable to accompany them, is wisdom.

Therefore, it is called the five virtues of a gentleman: benevolence, righteousness, sincerity, constancy, and wisdom!"

Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie immediately joined the team. ===== CHAPTER 375 =====

The Water Shui Hu Zhang Jie then joined the team.