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Chapter 730: Public Trial on the Whole Internet

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The old Song family chestnut disappearance case is on public trial on the whole internet!

Suspects: Xiao Bao, Er Bao, Liu Bao.

Witness: Liu Bao.

Evidence: A super-large chestnut bur, some chestnut fragments.

Jury and Audience: People (based on the number of viewers in the live broadcast room)

Judge: Zhang Yanping.

This could be said to be Zhang Yanping's peak of life.

When he said the words "trial meeting," a rocket effect worth 10,000 yuan suddenly shot up in the live broadcast room, from the new top-ranked fan of this live broadcast!

【Enforce the law impartially and seek justice for the chestnuts!】

Subsequently, various reward effects followed one after another:

【Who said Liu Bao's eyes were wise before? It is indeed wise, wise but appearing stupid!】

【Xiao Bao, Er Bao! Mommy save you! You only ate some chestnuts, but Liu Bao betrayed you!】

【Forget it, forget it, what does a big dog know? It left its mother since it was little...】

【Never thought...】

【Xiao Bao, Er Bao, this kind of outsider dog is not worth trusting, wait for the future, let's make a comeback!】

【My Xiao Bao looks honest, it must have been deceived by the cunning Er Bao to be used as a gun! Please Brother, investigate thoroughly.】

Zhang Yanping sighed helplessly: "You are the first one to steal, and you stole three..." He fiddled with these fragments, although bitten into pieces, piecing them together probably amounted to about twenty or thirty.

【The mantis stalks the cicada, unaware of the oriole behind—so many chestnuts, making Liu Bao and Xiao Bao, Er Bao lose both ways, killing three scholars with two peaches, I don't believe the big king didn't participate.】

"Woof woo..." Xiao Bao and Er Bao couldn't sit still, at this moment alternatingly lifting and putting down their two hind paws, and finally let out a low bark at Liu Bao.

Liu Bao snorted, lowered its head, and looked at me sideways again.

"Very good! Ate three!" Zhang Mengxiao was very proud, and looked at Xiao Bao and Er Bao:

And Liu Bao, under Zhang Yanping's tight, pale face, snorted, hesitated for a moment, and walked into the forest with its steps.

【Three chestnuts, how much money is that after rounding?】

【How can this be?!】

But looking at the reward amount in the background...

【Emmmm... hard to comment.】

【Support Liu Bao! Although it didn't surrender, it acted as a witness, turning back to the shore!】

Zhang Yanping sighed helplessly: "Liu Bao, look at you, you look so handsome, why do you do this kind of thing?"

【Don't eat anymore, what if it's out of stock before it's shipped?】

"Who ate it first?"

【Baby, if you don't have the talent to do bad things, don't do them.】

"You can't even handle this chestnut bur today, how do you usually steal them?"

Zhang Yanping took a moment to look at the barrage, the trial meeting hadn't even started, and his expression was already very difficult to describe.

【Liu Bao, you look thick-browed and big-eyed, how could you be like this?】

And Liu Bao lay there, putting the chestnut back into its mouth, crunching and crunching, constantly tilting its head and chewing it into pieces, finally spitting out a pile of chestnut shells while eating.

"Awoo... Woof, woof!" Liu Bao barked guiltily.

How can this still be judged! All the benefits were taken by Liu Bao, you can't beat it up, right?

"Next, I'm going to tell Qiao Qiao to deduct the snack part of your food, deduct 30 hours!"

I was instantly energized: "Okay, let me, Zhang Lao Da... ah ptoo, Judge Zhang, interrogate carefully!"

Liu Bao looked at me innocently: "Woof, woof!"

【??? What does this have to do with my big king?】

Zhang Yanping:...

"Woof!" Liu Bao looked at me obediently and tilted its head.

Three dogs, that's not eating a little.

And Zhang Yanping snorted coldly: "How much you eat is not important, what's important is that your behavior is a wrong one."

【Liu Bao's guilty look, it really doesn't know how to lie.】

【Liu Bao, oh Liu Bao, you are young, but your cultivation is not shallow!】

【How is Teacher Qiao Qiao doing? Chestnuts falling on the ground aren't picked up in time, if it weren't for our Liu Bao, they would have sprouted in the soil next year.】

【Only five, baby, auntie will reward you with 100 yuan, eat some more.】

And at that moment, Qiao Qiao walked over: "Brother Yanping, Liu Bao's math is very bad, it only knows how to count to three, it doesn't understand when you say thirty."

Zhang Yanping was shocked: "How is it you again?!"

【Baby, auntie gave you an education fund, in the future, if you want to eat anything, tell your master to deduct it from there.】

Soon, it ran back with something in its mouth, and then spat it out—

"Liu Bao, I ask you, did you eat these chestnuts?"

"Look at you, you actually ate five!"

Just look at Xiao Bao and Er Bao beside it, they were so anxious they were about to pounce!

I couldn't bear it anymore: "Liu Bao, I know you're eating the ones that fell on the ground... but are you really not taking the opportunity to eat another one?"

Zhang Yanping looked closely!

Like this kind, they usually fall off themselves after the chestnut bur opens on the tree.

Zhang Yanping:???

【My Xiao Bao and Er Bao have suffered a great grievance!】

【Hiss—I didn't even remember these were my chestnuts! Baby, it's not that I don't want you to eat, I only bought three jin.】

【It guards the orchard for a few months, eating five chestnuts is nothing...】

【Wait! Liu Bao also surrendered, right?】

【Yes! This wave can't be blamed entirely on Liu Bao, what's wrong with tasting the ones that fell on the ground?】

At this moment, Zhang Mengxiao's big hand pressed on its head: "No cute selling allowed!"

The live broadcast room was also numb.

And Liu Bao snorted and lowered its head again.

I also looked at Liu Bao.

Liu Bao looked at me pitifully.

A chestnut! A chestnut with a very high degree of ripeness, the whole box was brown, and not a trace of white could be seen.

"Tell me what?"

After a while, everyone sent barrages one after another:

【I don't believe it, I don't believe it! It must be Xiao Bao and Er Bao, the scheming dogs, framing it with power!】

【Forget it, I reward money not because I have to get to the bottom of it, mainly because I'm afraid Liu Bao will be wronged.】

Hiss!

【Baby, it's not that you can't eat, pick the ones with wormholes, they are just as delicious and have protein.】

【Brother, investigate thoroughly, don't let the brothers feel cold.】

Zhang Yanping snorted coldly: "I knew it was you—how many did you eat?"

And the camera in the live broadcast room was aimed at me.

【Hahaha, I'm also very curious, these chestnuts are so hard, how did they eat them?】

These five minutes, far exceeding the usual two months!

【Support Liu Bao, it's only half a year old, not even time for sterilization, not an adult yet!】

I look at Qiao Qiao, and then at Liu Bao: "Then you... how many did you eat in the end?"

Liu Bao stared at me.

【My Xiao Bao and Er Bao are not intentionally not teaching it well, they are also first-time parents, their experience is a bit lacking.】

【The child is not taught, it's the father's fault. Liu Bao, go back and discuss with them, don't eat our chestnuts next time.】 ===== CHAPTER 731 =====

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