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Chapter 731: Learn a Foreign Language

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Zhang Yanping had a cold face.

He felt he had lost face in the live broadcast room!

After a serious interrogation for a long time, it turned out that this guy's math was ternary—it wasn't even the same system, hey!

At this moment, the underworld big brother looked at Qiao Qiao fiercely, but his voice was aggrieved: "What should we do now?"

Qiao Qiao was confused: "Ah? Isn't this very simple?"

He squatted down to Xiao Bao and Er Bao: "How many did you eat?"

Xiao Bao whimpered: "Woof, woof!"

Er Bao also moved its paws uneasily: "Woof, woof!"

"Were they all picked up from the ground? Did you steal any today?"

"Woof!"

He said, and looked forward to Zhang Yanping: "If it's evening, if I win, do I get tea leaves? Do I get earthworms?!"

That was it, he had played enough with the chestnut-picking tools, and at this moment he took his phone and went home.

"And Xiao Bao and Er Bao, why didn't you teach it well? You have to be punished for one... um... one meal!"

To be honest, if they were a little quieter, we wouldn't be unable to treat them as swans, right?

The dog that monitored and stole got a reward, but the live broadcast had to continue.

But hesitation is hesitation, 30,000 yuan to buy a rod, we can't save it left and right. 3,000 yuan to live in the village, eating canteen food instead of the food from before...

It wasn't just him; with earthworms, almost everyone had a harvest, everyone was happy, and couldn't help but show off to the only outsider:

Is it possible that so many were missed, and they were all caught in one net today?

Everyone was very happy, the only silent one was Mud Loach Brother.

【One woof, walk the world.】

Everyone said it confidently, Zhang Yanping didn't know how to look at fish, and at this moment curiously asked: "How do you determine they are from the beginning of the year, not newly released?"

Zhang Yanping also tried to smile at him: "There is tea, but these earthworms... have you forgotten? It's changed to a lottery this year."

How could just teaching everyone how to knock and pick chestnuts be enough? He had to go back and teach everyone how to peel chestnuts and make sugar-roasted chestnuts!

The water quality was also good, clear and bright! The ducks swam in groups on the water surface, not afraid of people at all. There were even wild ducks and mandarin ducks flying over!

"That's right, that's right!" Grass Carp Brother was overjoyed: "Where can you buy this now! I know your fish, it's really fresh!"

"Isn't this raised in your pond? Why does it look like a wild crucian carp!"

I don't understand anglers, but this industry is obviously too magical, right? In the spring, didn't Tan Tan fish them from the cave?

【Hahaha, laugh to death.】

They were used to fishing, what mountain wild land, lakes, rivers, and large farms hadn't they been to?

For Mud Loach Brother, Zhang Yanping also felt sorry, because this guy caught mud loaches every time he came back, and his luck was truly unique.

He thought for a while, his face showing reluctance: "Punish you for having no snacks for three days!"

But the environment of the pond is good or not, it can be seen at a glance.

But... wasn't the pond cleared out a few months ago? The fish fry seemed to have been released after that, right?

【Damn, learn a foreign language.】

Qiao Qiao turned his head: "Alright, Xiao Bao and Er Bao ate four in total, the rest were eaten by Support Liu Bao. They only ate the ones that fell occasionally, it wasn't monitoring and theft today!"

Zhang Yanping:...

"Look at this crucian carp, the way it's splashing water in the bucket, it's so energetic!"

He leaned over to look at the bucket.

If it weren't for that goose called Xiao Bai being too noisy, too violent, and fighting with the Goose Sister beside it, flapping its wings...

Mud Loach Brother was high-spirited: "What do you know, I've been fishing for so many years, what can't I catch? It's just an eel, so fat, isn't it stronger than your crucian carp?"

I don't know what to make of it, I checked the fish in everyone's buckets one by one, and found that they were all large, the smallest one was almost half a jin.

He tried his best to smile: "I understand, learning a foreign language, being a judge has more prospects."

【Question: How many characters is Xiao Bao's woof translated into Chinese?】

Ah...

Because Teacher Qiao Qiao was teaching a small class today.

"Mine is also big, it must be a jin and a half!"

"Your pond, it's really good!"

I pondered for a while and found it possible. After all, our family's earthworms are very popular, it's very normal for smaller fish to not be able to compete with larger fish.

"That must be it! I heard it was cleared and sold in the middle of the year, this is probably a fish that escaped the net."

He said that, and several anglers who hadn't booked the mountain dormitory were shaken.

Like this pond, it's large, the water grass is lush, but it only spreads on the edge, proving that the grass carp in the pond are strong enough or the family takes good care of it (the pigs eating water grass have something to say here).

Sitting under the tree blowing the warm autumn breeze, that taste, it's the best!

The one who catches the most fish every day gets three earthworms, tomorrow three cut into three, I can dominate the pond again!

"My wife used to be annoyed when she saw me holding a fishing rod, but after I caught it and let her eat it, they didn't let us come in the summer, and she asked every other day!"

【Trouble making a tutorial, okay? It's all dog barking, is there a specific phonetic symbol?】

There are earthworms today, it shouldn't be that I catch a giant mud loach again, right?

Qiao Qiao was also sighing: "Support Liu Bao, I've fed you before, why do you still steal and hide evidence? Teacher Xin says don't do evil because it's small... looking at you like this, I can only punish you... punish you..."

He took the opportunity to ask: "How is it, fishing here isn't a loss, right? This fish would cost dozens of yuan if we sold it!"

【True, the dog language has more information than classical Chinese.】

【Support Liu Bao's reward is super doubled!】

He was extremely excited, obviously he hadn't won the first prize this year, it was simply outrageous!

"Oh my!" That gave Zhang Yanping a fright: "Can this thing also be caught in the pond?"

However, leaning close to this simple red bucket, I saw a yellow, bright, and thick eel coiled inside like a snake!

"You ask that!" Grass Carp Brother laughed from ear to ear, replying to his circle of friends while saying: "Don't you know your own pond? You guys don't feed anything, it's no different from a wild crucian carp. Whose wild crucian carp can grow to two jin in half a year!"

I was a bit confused, looked at the fish in everyone's buckets one by one, and found that they were all large, the smallest one was almost half a jin.

【It's just a little dog that hasn't been sterilized, it left its mother since it was little...】

Oh my, the wind and water turn, this year it's my turn, hahaha!

Zhang Yanping:... Ah?

I held back and couldn't help but say: "Classical Chinese doesn't have as much information as your dog language."

Forget it, forget it.

【Support Liu Bao lost face for the pastoral dog family!】 ===== CHAPTER 732 =====

【Support Liu Bao has lost a big dog for the pastoral dog family!】

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