Chapter 520: Primary School Students' Radio Calisthenics

In a monster town, under the clear moonlight on the blue stone slab road, a group of people walked slowly; the firelight in the rooms on both sides was weak, and strange gurgling sounds were heard from time to time.

Heng Xian heard Du Chun's words, suddenly thought of the Gongsun Family's ultimate killing warrior, and said: "First, you need to figure out why the President wants to recruit experts."

Du Chun smiled and said: "Nothing more than competing with other leaders for territory!"

Heng Xian glanced at him: "Why did you seek me out? We've only met a few times!"

Du Chun said seriously: "Nothing else! Outsiders who barged in have been killed by this earth fox for no reason—already seven people. You have a grudge with them yet remain unharmed, which is absolutely unlike ordinary people,"

"Forming an alliance with you, in this world where people eat monsters and monsters eat people, will at least give us more safety and assurance!"

Heng Xian looked ahead: "This reason barely holds, but I must first deal with this earth fox tribe, or else everything will be for nothing!"

"Indeed!" Du Chun said: "You not only have to deal with this earth fox tribe, but also get them to willingly give you a recommendation slot, only then can you go to Explosive Cool City!"

Heng Xian said: "This is quite a challenging matter; do you have any ideas?"

Du Chun thought for a while, then said: "All we can do is see how you fool them!"

Heng Xian shook his head: "This is even more challenging!"

As they were speaking, they had already arrived before a huge wooden house resembling a yurt.

Du Chun called out, then slipped into the darkness.

"Sir, please come in!"

The more than ten monster youths following behind respectfully said.

Heng Xian nodded, pondered a bit, then strode into the house.

Just as he entered, a foul smell hit him, extremely foul; looking up, he saw the spacious hall filled with dozens of people sitting tightly, various tails dragging long behind them, the atmosphere very strange.

The old man in fur robes and Hu Wudi were also among them.

On the main seat sat a plump, dignified middle-aged woman; she should be their king, but lacked regal dignity, instead appearing kind and benevolent.

Seeing Heng Xian enter, a group stared at him unblinking, each with a blank expression.

Heng Xian had no choice but to greet first: "Hello!"

No one responded.

After a full ten breaths, the king said: "Tonight is the night of the full moon; we will perform the Heavenly Demon Metamorphosis Technique!"

Heng Xian frowned slightly.

"Huh?" Hu Wudi slammed the table, "Do you still dare to hide things? Don't think that just because you told a few stories we wouldn't dare to kill you!"

"Of course we dare!" Heng Xian said solemnly: "With your methods, even if you dismember me, throw my flesh out to feed dogs, and crush my bones, it would be completely normal!"

The monsters hearing his vicious words twitched their cheeks slightly.

The old man in fur robes said: "Exactly! You have self-awareness, so…"

Heng Xian said: "So, this is not something that can be done overnight; you all need to be mentally prepared!"

The king said: "Just teach us; we have plenty of patience!"

"But I only have fragmented memories of learning this technique, with no complete teaching method!" Heng Xian said.

The old man in fur robes said: "You already said that a few days ago; now tell us all your memories!"

"All right!"

Heng Xian sat cross-legged to one side, rolled up his sleeves, and said: "Speaking of Yanggu City, there was a man named Wu Song who came back after slaying a tiger..."

He vividly told a story of Pan Jinlian and Ximen Qing.

When the story ended, the monsters in the hall instantly fell into deep thought.

After a while, the old man in fur robes slammed the armrest heavily: "Good! Very good! Wu Song is a true hero, utterly refreshing!"

Another middle-aged fox demon also said: "Although Pan Jinlian isn't a good woman at heart, in the steward's house she had an affair with the steward, married Wu Dalang, still not honest—first she fooled around with her husband's brother, then got together with Ximen Qing!"

"Pah!" Hu Wudi raged, "That old woman Wang Po, I don't know what kind of monster she is, but she's so wicked!"

The king also said leisurely: "All are karmic obstacles!"

After saying that, a group of monsters reacted, all uttering a surprised 'eh'.

The old man in fur robes said: "But… what does this have to do with the Heavenly Demon Metamorphosis Great Law?"

Heng Xian narrowed his eyes and spouted nonsense: "The tiger that Wu Song killed was an incarnation of a heavenly demon; Wu Song absorbed the heavenly demon incarnation's spiritual energy, comprehended the Heavenly Demon Metamorphosis method, and thus killed the great demon Ximen Qing!"

"'So Ximen Qing is also a great demon!' the monsters exclaimed in shock."

Heng Xian nodded: "Extremely demonic!"

The king said: "So, we must first kill a tiger?"

Heng Xian narrowed his eyes: "That's absolutely correct!"

Hu Wudi scratched his head, worried: "But… we could kill without a tiger, but the nearby tiger demons are too strong; we can't beat them!"

"Ah…" Heng Xian wore a worried expression.

He was just spouting nonsense; teaching these monsters some ghostly Heavenly Demon Metamorphosis method would cause huge karmic trouble.

However, these monsters seem easy to fool.

The fox king then said: "We'll figure out the tiger later, but before practicing the Heavenly Demon Metamorphosis method, do we need any preparations?"

Heng Xian snapped his fingers: "Let's do square dancing!"

"'Square martial?' the monsters glanced at each other."

Hu Wudi asked: "What kind of technique is this?"

Heng Xian narrowed his eyes again: "It's a mysterious and great method for tempering the flesh, which once swept the human world, involving tens of millions, stirring up huge waves, even once causing great conflict between old and young humans, to the point of drawing swords."

"Good!"

"Quite good!"

The monsters listened, bewildered, but could tell that this 'square martial' was quite extraordinary, and they became excited.

The fox king hammered the decision: "You youngster are not bad, not a liar, then… let's start tomorrow night!"

……

Getting a group of monsters to dance 'square dance' is a technical skill.

Being able to get a group of foxes to willingly dance, and even to dance with interest while relaxing their vigilance, is even more a tricky matter.

Fortunately, Heng Xian currently lacks nothing more than time.

The next morning, he called Honghong and A Mu to his side, first vividly teaching Honghong two songs, then seriously teaching A Mu some gymnastics.

By the time both had fully learned, it was already afternoon.

After night fell, on the square in the middle of the village, hundreds of torches lit up, and the night-glow gemstone that the Earth Fox Tribe only appears during major festivals was also hung up by the 'Royal Court', shining with a soft light.

In the middle of the square stood hundreds of the Earth Fox Tribe's direct-line elders and disciples, each with a solemn expression and dignified demeanor.

When Heng Xian led Honghong and A Mu out, all the monsters looked over.

The old man in fur clothing clasped his fists: 'Please, young sir, give us your instruction!'

Heng Xian with a solemn face: 'This is an extremely secret preparatory body-training method; I hope everyone takes it seriously!'

Yes!

The monsters all raised their hands and shouted.

"Excellent!" Heng Xian turned to look at Honghong and A Mu, "Start!"

Honghong's face slightly blushed, treating this as a major event in her demon life, she stepped forward, took out a small drum from her bosom, struck it with a 'dong', her song melodious: 'You are my little little apple~'

A Mu was even more excited, stepped forward and seriously said: 'The Heavenly Demon Metamorphosis Body-Training Method, seven-colored sunlight, now officially begins!'

Immediately began doing the elementary school radio calisthenics.

The monsters were especially solemn, following and learning, indescribably earnest.

(End of chapter)