Chapter 521

On the plaza, the singing rang out loudly, and the monsters moved in perfect unison!

Opposite the bright "Royal Court", a group of slender figures moved with the practice; surely among them was that fox king.

"Good! Really good!"

Heng Xian walked over to one side with a "solemn" face, scratched the tip of his nose, and revealed an indescribable smile.

Finally, upon entering a dark alley, he couldn't help but let out a low, wild laugh.

"Huh? Fellow Daoist Heng, why are you laughing?"

In the darkness of the alley, Du Chun awkwardly performed the "radio calisthenics" while curiously asking.

"Uh..." Heng Xian lightly coughed, holding back, and said: "It's good to teach others, it makes me happy!"

Saying that, he sized up Du Chun's awkward pose: "You're..."

Du Chun, embarrassed: "I'm also interested in whatever technique you have, sorry for the laughter!"

"How do you feel, Fellow Daoist Du?" Heng Xian asked.

Du Chun thought: "Still... quite fun! But after practicing this body-strengthening method for a while, I feel some heat inside my body; it really works!"

"Of course!" Heng Xian thought, this is the nationally standard radio calisthenics.

"Then I should practice more, Fellow Daoist Heng, as you wish!" Du Chun made a chest-expanding motion.

Heng Xian sat down, his interest instantly waning; at this moment he had no chains on him, and he tried to circulate his cultivation technique—strands of heavenly and earthly spiritual energy slowly seeped from the demonic aura.

He couldn't help feeling delighted, and simply began to circulate the heavenly circuit.

After fully circulating ten heavenly circuits, he opened his eyes to see the plaza still filled with singing, and a group of great monsters performing the radio calisthenics with great skill!

Beside him, Du Chun had already stopped, sweat on his forehead; seeing him awaken, he laughed: "This technique is truly extraordinary, Fellow Daoist Heng, you're a genius!"

"Thanks, thanks!" Heng Xian chuckled, looking at the "monster chaotic dance" on the plaza, and couldn't help feeling disappointed: "Too bad the fox tribe has no pretty girls, it's boring!"

Du Chun said: "The earth fox tribe is just a bunch of earth foxes; hoping they'd produce beauties is too hard..."

He hadn't finished speaking when both of them froze.

Only to see on the plaza, suddenly a figure appeared before the monsters—a girl.

She looked about seventeen or eighteen, wearing a red Hu-style long dress; her hair half flowed like a waterfall, half tied into buns; her figure was graceful, her skin fair, her features not only extremely beautiful but also possessed an innate allure, especially her demeanor—standing before a crowd of fox tribes, she was like a phoenix among chickens.

Even the embarrassing radio calisthenics, she performed with an extremely graceful and gentle charm.

Heng Xian boasted that he had seen many beautiful girls; Lin Shuyu was already a peerless beauty of the mortal world, exuding an immortal aura, yet compared to the girl before him, he inexplicably felt she lacked some liveliness!

Indeed, this girl is not only beautiful but also highly spiritual, especially her autumn-water-like eyes that draw one in at first sight.

It's hard to imagine a girl could grow up like this!

"Gulp!" Du Chun swallowed his saliva.

Heng Xian exclaimed in surprise: "This... where did she come from? I've never seen her before!"

Du Chun's body trembled slightly: "Bai Jiu'er!"

"'Bai Jiu'er?' Heng Xian wondered."

Du Chun finally came to his senses and explained: "She's an orphan from the earth fox king's ancestral household, which can be understood as a relative of the earth fox tribe; she recently appeared out of nowhere. I've seen her twice, and each time I was astounded—there actually exists such a gorgeous fox demon! It's truly moving."

"'Is she a fox demon?' Heng Xian scrutinized the girl closely, but could detect not a trace of demonic aura."

Du Chun said: "As an orphan of the earth fox tribe's ancestor, she surely can't be human, tsk tsk tsk..."

Heng Xian's interest greatly increased: "Kind of interesting!"

Du Chun rubbed his nose and said: "I figure that if I get the chance, I want to get her into my bed and spend a spring night with such a girl; I'd be willing to delay two years to break through to mid Golden Core stage!"

"Awesome!" Heng Xian gave a thumbs-up.

"Aren't you interested in such a girl? Imagine this: while making 'chieh chieh chieh' sounds, her tail stands up..." Du Chun asked with a lecherous grin.

Heng Xian inexplicably felt like he was back in his previous life's college dorm, bullshitting with roommates, so he joined in the nonsense: "I have a different opinion; I think holding her tail while making 'chieh chieh chieh' would be even better!"

The two exchanged a quiet, lewd laugh for a moment.

Then they poked their heads out to look, and both were somewhat startled—the person was gone!

Just then, a faint fragrance accompanied a clear, pleasant voice from above: "Sneaky and foul-mouthed, despite being elites among human cultivators, you truly disappoint!"

The two started, looked up, and saw Bai Jiu'er, who at some point had already sat on a wall above their heads, crossing her long, slender legs, gently swaying; under the moonlight, her face, beautiful enough to seem untouched by mortal food, bore a hint of contempt.

Upon close observation, especially in the moonlight, Bai Jiu'er appeared flawless, her large beautiful eyes, even now filled with utter disdain, still captivated one.

Du Chun felt guilty and hastily clasped his hands, stammering: "Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, it wasn't intentional, Miss Bai, please forgive!"

Bai Jiu'er paid no attention, instead turning to Heng Xian and asking: "And you?"

"'Me?' Heng Xian rubbed his nose, 'I don't feel anything wrong about it; as they say, a graceful lady is fit for a gentleman.'"

"'Oh?' Bai Jiu'er, though secretly praised, showed no pleasant expression and coldly snorted: 'It's rare for you to utter such vulgar words and yet speak with such conviction!'"

Saying that, she lightly waved her hand, and an indescribably terrifying demonic aura surged forth.

At this moment, Heng Xian's vital energy had not recovered; he felt his body tighten then loosen, and he was flung uncontrollably outward, tumbling seventeen or eighteen times in midair before barely hitting the wall, stabilizing himself, only to feel his body burning and sore, his head somewhat dizzy.

His first thought was, "I finally managed to act like a rascal once, yet I got beaten by that girl—should I be this embarrassed?"

Not far away, Du Chun fared worse, with no wall to block him, he fell flat on his face.

The monsters practicing radio calisthenics on the plaza, who had been going strong, involuntarily stopped and stared agape.

The two exchanged a glance, then looked toward the opposite side—Bai Jiu'er was already gone.

Du Chun scrambled up, acting as if nothing had happened, walked over to Heng Xian and said: "Bai Jiu'er is at mid Golden Core stage—she's not only beautiful, but also thrilling!"

"'You still find it stimulating?' Heng Xian said."

Du Chun rubbed his nose: "Being beaten by a girl of heavenly beauty—don't you think that's a very refined affair?"

"'A simp ends up with nothing!' Heng Xian turned and went back to his room."

Du Chun followed up: "That's wrong! As they say, to die beneath peony flowers is to be romantic even as a ghost—tsk tsk, I'd even accept Bai Jiu'er whipping me with a leather whip!"

Having said that, he cautiously glanced around.

Nonsense!

Heng Xian quickened his pace, then suddenly stopped, feeling his stomach churn violently.

Behind him, Du Chun's face also changed; obviously the same.

The two exchanged a glance: 'Poisoned?'

Du Chun frowned and said: 'To be precise, it's the fox poison given to us by Bai Jiu'er, or rather the unique heavenly fox poison!'

(End of chapter)