This is absurd, the system picked the wrong person. As someone who suffers constant bad luck—encountering demons in the wild, thugs in the city, achieving nothing by age twenty—it somehow thinks I’m happy. [At twenty, you officially rank on the Human List, marry a daughter of a great clan, become a disciple of a Earth List master, enter a major martial cultivation sect, look back at your past, since childhood cultivation has been smooth sailing, you are triumphant, congratulations, you have obtained the Beautiful Life System!

] [Diligent Practice: Though you have achieved fame and success, you have not forgotten your original intent, train hard for one day, reward: ten days of cultivation. ] I get it, the system didn’t make a mistake, this is me. It means I accomplished all of the above within one year.