Chapter 262
"Use human urine?!" Xiao Yiqian immediately said with an embarrassed face: "This... isn't this a bit disgusting? Is it really necessary to use urine?"
Ye Chen snorted coldly: "Do you think I'm bluffing you?"
As he spoke, he pointed to Wei Yongzheng and said: "You must have been in the herb business for many years. Let me ask you, in many ancient prescriptions, is it necessary to use boy urine as a medicinal primer?"
"Yes, yes, yes!" Wei Yongzheng nodded immediately and said: "Many ancient prescriptions require boy urine as a medicinal primer. In the south, there is even a tradition of boiling eggs with boy urine. It does have a certain health effect."
As he spoke, Wei Yongzheng said to Xiao Yiqian: "Chairman Xiao, you don't need to worry too much. In traditional Chinese medicine, boy urine is a very pure thing, not dirty."
Hearing that it was boy urine, Xiao Yiqian's expression eased a little.
He had watched many costume movies and TV shows before, and the appearance rate of this boy urine was indeed very high, so thinking about it now, it wasn't that disgusting.
However, just as he accepted the boy urine, Ye Chen suddenly said: "Actually, this medicinal primer cannot use boy urine, because boy urine is produced by a pure yang body that has never touched a woman, so boy urine has extremely strong yang energy. You already have blood stasis, and if you use boy urine again, it will only aggravate your condition!"
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yiqian asked in surprise: "Master Ye, does it mean that only a girl's urine will work?"
"A girl's won't work either." Ye Chen waved his hand and said: "To treat this illness of yours, you need to use the urine of an adult male, and this adult male must have slept with many women, the more the better! Because the more women he has slept with, the more yin the attribute of the urine will be, which will have an excellent curative effect on your situation of blood stasis."
Xiao Yiqian was stunned and couldn't help asking: "Master Ye, do you still have a grudge against me, so you are deliberately playing with me? Why do I feel more and more mysterious the more I listen?"
Ye Chen said indifferently: "I, Ye Chen, can swear on my life that if you do exactly as I say, your rotting will definitely be cured. If it has no effect, may I be struck by lightning."
After speaking, Ye Chen looked at Xiao Yiqian with disdain and said: "I have said what I have to say. If you don't believe it, then I have no other way."
Seeing that Ye Chen was extremely sincere, Xiao Yiqian believed it a little in his heart.
At this time, seeing that he still didn't quite believe it, Ye Chen added: "How about this, with so many people witnessing, if my medicine is ready and you drink it and it's not completely cured within ten minutes, I'll give you one hundred million."
Ye Chen had spent one hundred million to buy a 300-year-old top-grade purple ginseng at the auction of the Traditional Chinese Medicine Expo last time, so everyone didn't doubt that he could take out another one hundred million.
Upon hearing this, Xiao Yiqian felt that Ye Chen was probably not trying to pit him.
Otherwise, at the cost of one hundred million, to exchange for him drinking a bowl of urine, wouldn't he be losing too much?
If he really went all out, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he could drink him into the world's biggest debtor!
So he gritted his teeth, and for the sake of his root, blurted out: "Okay! Then do as you say!"
After speaking, he thought about it himself and said seriously: "Master Ye, I haven't touched many women in my life, but there are about a hundred. So if I drink my own urine, should that be enough?"
Ye Chen frowned at him: "What are you thinking? If your own urine was useful, would you still need to drink it? It would have already taken effect in your bladder!"
"Ah?" Xiao Yiqian blurted out: "My own can't be used? Then whose should I use?"
Ye Chen looked around and said: "Come, I'll trouble everyone present to report how much experience you have in that area. Please answer honestly, don't brag, otherwise, if you delay Chairman Xiao's treatment, you will be held responsible!"
No one spoke, but looked at each other, and finally looked at the Wei family's old man, Wei Yongzheng, at the same time.
Who didn't know that the Wei family's old man Wei Yongzheng was promiscuous when he was young?
When he was young, he ate his own poisonous sheep-strengthening prescription every day, eating himself until he was almost dead at sixty. So he should be the one with the most women among those present.
Seeing everyone looking at himself, Wei Yongzheng suddenly felt a sense of accomplishment and said proudly: "To tell you the truth, Master Ye, Wei was more handsome when he was young, and there were many women who liked me. I roughly calculated, at least three or five hundred!"
Ye Chen nodded, pointed to Wei Yongzheng, and said to Xiao Yiqian: "Okay, it's him."
Xiao Yiqian's expression was very ugly.
Let him drink the urine of this old man Wei Yongzheng? This is too disgusting, right?
However, Ye Chen said that the more experience in that area, the better the effect.
This old man Wei Yongzheng, who could play better than himself, really couldn't find anyone more suitable than him right now...
So he had to grit his teeth and say: "Then... then let's do it..."
Ye Chen nodded and said to Wei Yongzheng: "Come, Old Man Wei, you first drink two liters of pure water, hold your urine, and after you have the urge to urinate, get a basin to catch it. Tell me when you have collected one liter."
"One liter!?" Xiao Yiqian was about to collapse: "Master Ye, this is too much..."
Ye Chen said: "What if the effect is not good if it's less? Are you trying to blackmail me for that one hundred million?"
"No, no." Xiao Yiqian waved his hand hurriedly and said: "I was thinking, just two sips would be enough. One liter is too scary..."
Ye Chen said seriously: "If you want to cure the rotting in one step, you must drink one liter. Otherwise, if there are any sequelae, don't blame me."
Xiao Yiqian was depressed. He didn't know if Ye Chen was playing with him, but seeing that he was serious and willing to swear on his life, plus the promise of one hundred million, he felt that this guy shouldn't be playing with him.
At this time, the person who went to get the medicine came back.
According to Ye Chen's requirements, there were more than twenty pounds of dried and dehydrated medicinal materials alone.
Ye Chen said: "Come, divide these medicines into four parts, put each part in a casserole, add ten liters of water, boil on high heat for one hour, then mix the four parts of medicinal soup together, boil for another half hour, and finally boil forty liters of water into one liter."
After speaking, Ye Chen said to Xiao Yiqian: "When the medicine is boiled and Old Man Wei has enough urine, you will have one liter of medicine and one liter of urine. Drink the urine first, then the medicine. Do you understand?"
Xiao Yiqian was almost crying.
Two liters in one breath?! One liter of bitter-to-death Chinese herbal medicine, one liter of old man urine that is probably stinky to death, this is simply life-threatening!
However, in order to cure his root, he didn't dare to bargain, but asked: "Master Ye, can I drink the medicine first and then the urine? In this way, the taste of the medicine is heavy, and I won't be able to taste the urine after drinking it."
"Are you kidding me?" Ye Chen said with disdain: "Medicinal primer, medicinal primer, of course you have to drink the medicinal primer first, and then drink the medicine! You reversed it. Is it urine leading medicine, or medicine leading urine?"
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