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Chapter 262: Who Leads Whom

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"Use human urine?!" Xiao Xiao Yiqian immediately said with a full face of embarrassment: "This... isn't this a bit disgusting? Do you really need to use urine?"

Ye Chen snorted coldly: "Do you think I'm bluffing you?"

As he spoke, he pointed to Wei Yongzheng and said: "You should have been in the medicinal herb business for many years. Let me ask you, in many ancient prescriptions, do you need to use boy's urine as a drug primer?"

"Yes, yes, yes!" Wei Yongzheng nodded immediately and said: "Many ancient prescriptions require boy's urine as a drug primer. In the south, there is even a tradition of boiling eggs with boy's urine, which indeed has a certain health effect."

As he spoke, Wei Yongzheng said to Xiao Xiao Yiqian: "Chairman Xiao, you don't need to worry too much. In traditional Chinese medicine, boy's urine is a very pure thing, not dirty."

Hearing that it was boy's urine, Xiao Xiao Yiqian's expression eased a little.

He had watched many costume movies and TV shows before, and the appearance rate of this boy's urine was indeed very high, so thinking about it now, it wasn't that disgusting.

However, just when he had accepted boy's urine, Ye Chen suddenly said: "Actually, this drug primer cannot use boy's urine, because boy's urine is produced by a pure yang body that has never touched a woman, so the yang energy of boy's urine is extremely strong. You have blood stasis yourself. If you use boy's urine again, it will only aggravate your condition!"

When Xiao Xiao Yiqian heard this, he asked in surprise: "Master Ye, does it mean that only a girl's urine will work?"

"A girl's won't work either." Ye Chen waved his hand and said: "To treat this kind of illness of yours, you need to use the urine of an adult male, and this adult male must have slept with many women, the more the better! Because the more women he has slept with, the more yin the attribute of the urine will be, which will have an excellent curative effect on your blood stasis."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian was stunned and couldn't help asking: "Master Ye, do you still have a grudge against me, so you are deliberately playing with me? Why do I feel more and more mysterious the more I listen?"

Ye Chen said indifferently: "I, Ye Chen, can swear on my life that if you do exactly as I say, your rotting will definitely be cured. If it doesn't work, I, Ye Chen, will be struck by lightning."

After speaking, Ye Chen looked at Xiao Xiao Yiqian with disdain and said: "That's all I have to say. If you don't believe it, I have no other way."

Seeing that Ye Chen was so sincere, Xiao Xiao Yiqian believed it a little in his heart.

At this time, Ye Chen saw that he still didn't quite believe it, and added: "How about this, so many people are witnessing it. If my medicine is made and you drink it and it's not completely cured within ten minutes, I'll give you one hundred million."

Ye Chen had spent one hundred million to auction a three-hundred-year-old top-grade purple ginseng at the auction of the Traditional Chinese Medicine Expo last time, so everyone didn't doubt that he could take out another one hundred million.

When Xiao Xiao Yiqian heard this, he felt that Ye Chen was likely not trying to trick him.

Otherwise, at the cost of one hundred million, to exchange for him drinking a bubble of urine, wouldn't he lose a lot?

If he really went all out, gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, he could directly drink him into the world's biggest debtor!

So he gritted his teeth and blurted out: "Okay! Then do as you say!"

After speaking, he thought about it himself and said earnestly: "Master Ye, I haven't touched many women in my life, but there are nearly a hundred. So if I drink my own urine, it should work, right?"

Ye Chen frowned at him: "What are you thinking? If your own urine was useful, do you still need to drink it? It would have already taken effect in your bladder!"

"Ah?" Xiao Xiao Yiqian blurted out: "My own can't be used? Then whose should I use?"

Ye Chen looked around and said: "Come, I'll trouble everyone present. Please report your experience in that area respectively. Please answer honestly, don't brag, otherwise, if you delay Chairman Xiao's treatment, you will be responsible!"

No one spoke, but looked at each other, and finally looked at the Wei family's old man, Wei Yongzheng, in unison.

Who didn't know that Wei Yongzheng, the old man of the Wei family, was promiscuous when he was young?

When he was young, he ate his own poisonous strong sheep prescription every day, and he was almost dead when he was only sixty years old, so he should be the one with the most experience with women among those present.

Seeing everyone looking at himself, Wei Yongzheng suddenly had a sense of achievement and said proudly: "I won't hide it from Master Ye, Wei was relatively handsome when he was young, and there were many women who liked me. I roughly calculated, at least three or five hundred!"

Ye Chen nodded, pointed to Wei Yongzheng, and said to Xiao Xiao Yiqian: "Okay, it's him."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian's expression was very ugly.

Let himself drink the urine of this old man Wei Yongzheng? This is too disgusting, right?

However, Ye Chen said that the more experience he had in that area, the better the effect.

This old man Wei Yongzheng could play better than himself, so he was indeed the most suitable one to find right now...

So he had to grit his teeth and say: "Then... then let's do it..."

Ye Chen nodded and said to Wei Yongzheng: "Come, Old Man Wei, you first prepare two liters of pure water, hold your urine, and after you have the urge to urinate, find a basin to catch it. Tell me when you have collected one liter."

"One liter!?" Xiao Xiao Yiqian was about to collapse: "Master Ye, this is too much..."

Ye Chen said: "What if the effect is not good if it's less? Are you trying to blackmail me for that one hundred million?"

"No, no." Xiao Xiao Yiqian hurriedly waved his hand and said: "I was thinking, two sips would be enough. One liter is too scary..."

Ye Chen said earnestly: "If you want to cure the rotting in one step, you must drink one liter. Otherwise, if there are any sequelae, don't blame me."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian was depressed. He didn't know if Ye Chen was playing with him, but seeing that he was serious and willing to swear on his life, and added a promise of one hundred million, he felt that this guy shouldn't be playing with him.

At this time, the person who got the medicine came back.

According to Ye Chen's requirements, there were more than twenty jin of dried and dehydrated medicinal materials alone.

Ye Chen said: "Come, divide these medicines into four parts, put each part in a sand pot, add ten liters of water, boil on high heat for one hour, then mix the four parts of medicinal soup together, boil for another half hour, and finally boil forty liters of water into one liter."

After speaking, Ye Chen said to Xiao Xiao Yiqian: "When the medicine is boiled and Old Man Wei has collected enough urine, you drink one liter of medicine and one liter of urine. Drink the urine first, then the medicine. Do you understand?"

Xiao Xiao Yiqian was about to cry.

Two liters in one breath?! One liter of bitter Chinese herbal medicine, one liter of old man's urine that is estimated to be stinky, this is simply killing!

However, in order to cure his root, he didn't dare to bargain, but asked: "Master Ye, can I drink the medicine first and then the urine? In that way, the medicinal taste is heavy, and I won't be able to taste the urine."

"Are you kidding?" Ye Chen said with disdain: "Drug primer, drug primer, of course you have to drink the drug primer first, and then drink the medicine! You reversed the whole thing. Is it urine leading medicine, or medicine leading urine?"

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