Chapter 263

Whether it is the medicine that needs the urine as a primer, or the urine that needs the medicine, this soul-searching question left Xiao Xiao Yiqian in a daze.

But just a moment later, he understood the logic in Ye Chen's words.

Since urine is the medicine primer, it must be used to prime the medicine, which means he has to drink the urine first.

However, one liter is just too much...

Thinking of this, Xiao Xiao Yiqian felt his head grow as big as a bucket.

At this moment, Ye Chen smiled and said, "This matter cannot be delayed. If that part of yours really rots away completely, don't blame me for not saving you when the time comes."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian shuddered in fear and blurted out, "Okay! I'll listen to you!"

Ye Chen nodded and said to Wei Yongzheng, "Old Master Wei, please drink more water first, and also, hurry up and arrange for someone to boil the medicine."

How could Wei Yongzheng dare to disobey? He hurriedly nodded and said, "Master Ye, don't worry, I'll go drink more water right now..."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian let out a long sigh, having resigned himself to his fate.

To him, curing the ulceration was more important than anything else.

Ye Chen was in an exceptionally good mood at this moment.

To treat Xiao Xiao Yiqian's minor ulceration, what need was there for boy urine and the bitterest traditional Chinese medicine?

Just by scraping a little bit of medicinal residue from the pills he had refined earlier, he could cure his ulceration.

The reason he told him to use Wei Yongzheng's urine as a medicine primer was entirely to mess with him.

After a good while, the entire Wei family was permeated with the extremely bitter smell of traditional Chinese medicine; just smelling it made one's throat dry and mouth astringent, and it was hard to imagine how unbearable it would be to actually drink it.

Several large pots of water were boiled over high heat into one liter of concentrated black medicinal soup, which looked no different from crude oil.

By the time the medicinal soup was boiled, Wei Yongzheng had not yet returned.

Xiao Xiao Yiqian was getting anxious from waiting, so he ordered someone to urge him.

It was indeed hard on Wei Yongzheng; being old and having poor kidney function, drinking so much water in one go and forcing himself to urinate was truly very painful.

After waiting for about another twenty minutes, Wei Yongzheng finally managed to collect one liter and hurriedly walked in, covering his nose.

"Master Ye, the urine has reached one liter!"

Fearing the smell would fumigate him, Ye Chen immediately stood far away, covered his nose, and said to Xiao Xiao Yiqian, "Come, drink this medicine primer first, and then drink the medicine!"

"Okay!" Xiao Xiao Yiqian hurriedly nodded.

The excruciating pain down there made him realize that this matter could not be delayed, so he didn't dare to hesitate and took the large bottle of orange-yellow liquid directly from Wei Yongzheng's hand.

Wei Wei Changming, standing to the side, felt nauseous. Seeing Xiao Xiao Yiqian about to drink this stuff, he couldn't help but involuntarily recall the time he licked the urinal at the Brilliant Club.

Every time he recalled it, he couldn't help but want to vomit.

Xiao Xiao Yiqian also felt like vomiting.

That old scoundrel Wei Yongzheng was really generous; the one-liter measuring cup was filled to the brim, with the liquid level even slightly higher than the one-liter mark by a few millimeters.

But thinking that this thing could save his life, he didn't dare to delay for even a second. He hurriedly picked it up, closed his eyes, gritted his teeth, and gulped it down in one go!

In an instant, Xiao Xiao Yiqian's mouth exploded; his entire oral and nasal cavities were filled with a strong, pungent odor that made him want to vomit from disgust.

"Ugh..."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian almost couldn't hold it back and was about to vomit, but fearing it would affect the medicine's efficacy, he hurriedly covered his mouth and swallowed it down by force!

The others were almost vomiting just from watching.

The situation of this grandson at this very moment was truly comparable to that rich second-generation kid who was snatching feces to eat on a short-video platform a while ago...

Xiao Xiao Yiqian gulped it all down, wiped his mouth, and hurriedly said, "Where's the medicine? Hurry! Hurry and bring it to me!"

Ye Chen took the liter of black, thick medicinal soup from a servant's hand and, when no one was looking, sprinkled a little bit of the powder he had just scraped off the medicinal pill into it.

Afterward, he smiled and handed the medicinal soup to Xiao Xiao Yiqian, saying, "Come, Chairman Xiao, please!"

Xiao Xiao Yiqian's mouth was filled with a strong, pungent odor, and he was desperately in need of some other flavor to mask it, so he picked up the medicinal soup and gulped down a large mouthful.

This large mouthful of medicinal soup almost made him faint from the bitterness.

In his entire life, he had never tasted anything so bitter; it was damn bitter, as if ten thousand bottles of licorice tablets had been melted into this bowl of medicinal soup.

Moreover, this medicinal soup was not only bitter, but it also burned intensely!

As soon as it entered his mouth, it made his tongue go numb, and then his entire oral cavity went numb.

Once swallowed into his stomach, his entire stomach felt like it had consumed sulfuric acid; it burned uncomfortably.

However, at the very moment he swallowed it, Xiao Xiao Yiqian immediately felt a strange heat flow spreading from his stomach to the area below.

The pain down there was immediately relieved quite a bit!

Hey! It's damn miraculous!

Xiao Xiao Yiqian was incredibly excited, and not caring that this damn thing was bitter as hell, he gulped it down in large mouthfuls.

Toward the end, the medicinal residue at the bottom was as thick as black sesame paste, and drinking it left a paste in his mouth that was so uncomfortable he wanted to die.

But for the sake of the medicine's efficacy, he swallowed all the medicinal residue into his stomach by force.

At this point, his entire mouth was numb to the point of death. He didn't know that his taste buds had been burned out by this damn medicinal soup, and for the next few months, everything he ate would definitely be tasteless. What was even more fatal was that his mouth would remain numb, and it would burn with pain, which would be enough to make him miserable.

More importantly, this medicine burned the intestines and stomach, and for the next few months, he would probably have diarrhea several times a day; in short, he still had plenty of suffering to endure.

However, Xiao Xiao Yiqian had no energy to experience the discomfort elsewhere right now; he increasingly felt a sense of coolness in the painful area of the ulceration, which was very comfortable, and his whole body felt much lighter.

"It's too miraculous, I feel it's working!"

Xiao Xiao Yiqian was overjoyed and immediately took off his pants in front of everyone.

Taking a look, he was almost moved to tears; the originally ulcerated area was now rapidly healing! This was truly too miraculous!

At this moment, Ye Chen said indifferently, "Your ulceration should be cured, but the nerves down there have already died. It will definitely be very difficult to regain your virility in the future, and I advise you not to take that kind of medicine randomly, otherwise, you might end up with the same fate."

Xiao Xiao Yiqian nodded repeatedly.

Ever since the root started to ulcerate, he no longer hoped to regain his virility; as long as it could stay there as it was, he was already satisfied.

Now it was fine, his root was saved!

Ye Chen said indifferently at this time, "Xiao Xiao Yiqian, you should be thankful that it was me who bought the three-hundred-year-old top-grade purple ginseng at the auction that day, and not you. Otherwise, with your condition, if you had taken the three-hundred-year-old top-grade purple ginseng, I'm afraid that part would have rotted away directly, and you wouldn't have lasted until now!"

Xiao Xiao Yiqian felt a lingering fear.

At this moment, in front of Ye Chen, he didn't dare to act tough and could only say respectfully, "Thank you, Master Ye, for saving me!"

Ye Chen gave an 'en' and said, "Since you have recovered now, there's no need to make things difficult for the Wei family, right?"

"Of course, of course!" Xiao Xiao Yiqian nodded repeatedly.

Although he had suffered quite a bit, since his root was cured, there was indeed no need to continue bickering with the Wei family.

Now, his heart was filled with sadness toward Jin Ling; it seemed that ever since he came to Jin Ling, his days had never been good.

At this moment, his root was saved, and deep in his heart, he had a strong desire to return to Yan Jing and leave Jin Ling, this place of sadness...