Chapter 1023
What is it like to lose your course in space?
Now, it is being demonstrated for you by a well-known outlaw and a genius scientist.
Controlling the spaceship, Tesla was standing in place silently.
Because although he said they could go back, there was a fatal problem before their eyes: fuel!
The spaceship had no power to move forward now; they could only sail aimlessly in space.
Eating something of unknown origin, Tesla said with a face full of worry, "It's over, we really can't go back!"
Facing Tesla's explanation, Zhang Cheng immediately opened his mouth to say, "I already told you, ninety percent equals no hope!"
"Shut up, now is not the time to discuss percentages!"
Hearing Zhang Cheng say this, Tesla said with some disgust, "Damn it, what kind of stuff do these people eat? It's truly disgusting!"
However, after saying this, Tesla looked at Zhang Cheng and said, "Don't you need to eat?"
Speaking calmly, Zhang Cheng lay on the floor, his entire person presenting a "big" character shape and said, "I hate this stuff, and even if I don't eat, I can maintain my body's functions!"
Speaking calmly, Zhang Cheng lay on the floor and said, "I will slaughter all the Wakandans, especially Azuri's wife, son, grandson..."
Just when Zhang Cheng was rambling on, Tesla shrugged his shoulders helplessly.
Because Zhang Cheng had been repeating these few names over and over recently. Perhaps only after he returned to Earth would he be able to shut his mouth thoroughly!
Not knowing how much time had passed, three days later, the spaceship encountered a cosmic storm.
When looking at the azure planet that had thoroughly disappeared before his eyes, Zhang Cheng was completely speechless at this moment.
Because he had never thought that he had been wise his whole life, only to be pitted by a group of apes!
And it had caused such serious consequences. It was simply completely unexpected!
"Are we... still able to go back now?"
Looking at Zhang Cheng, Tesla asked.
Twitching his mouth looking at Tesla, Zhang Cheng immediately said, "This should be what I ask you!"
However, just after the two looked at each other, they fell silent immediately.
Because everyone knew clearly that the odds of wanting to go back now were equivalent to zero!
On the first day of the spaceship, the two could still rely on chatting to relieve boredom, but as time passed and Earth disappeared, the two completely gave up.
Except for Tesla checking the spaceship's structure when he had nothing to do, Zhang Cheng had been maintaining the posture of lying on the ground.
Because he didn't want to move at all right now, or rather, he was waiting for an opportunity.
One month later, when the last biscuit was eaten, Tesla discovered that Zhang Cheng was actually frying steak in the spaceship's cockpit.
Widening his eyes, Tesla thought he was having an illusion, until oil splattered onto his hand, and he said in disbelief, "Steak? Where did it come from?"
"Storage space!"
Looking at Tesla beside him, Zhang Cheng waved his hand and said, "That group of guys gave it to me back then. It can be used to preserve things!"
Explaining to Tesla, Zhang Cheng took out all kinds of things from inside, among which, besides a large amount of food, there were all kinds of strange things, such as a Vibranium spear, and a doll head of Tang Seng.
Looking at Zhang Cheng in shock, Tesla held the Tang Seng doll head and said, "Does this have any use?"
"When you do bad things, you can wear it!"
Giving Tesla a thumbs up, Zhang Cheng smiled.
Before long, the steak was fried, and Zhang Cheng held the plate and said, "Come on, eat a bit, otherwise we won't be able to survive the long interstellar journey!"
"We are more like drifting with the tide!"
Gazing at Zhang Cheng, Tesla chuckled.
In the vast universe, Earth is like an insignificant speck of dust, and the humans living on it are even less worth mentioning.
Gazing at his hometown that was within reach but would ultimately be impossible to return to, Zhang Cheng could not help but stand up, intending to relieve his homesickness.
But just at this moment, Tesla widened his eyes and said, "Look at what that is, a spaceship?"
"Spaceship? What spaceship?"
Looking at Tesla suspiciously, Zhang Cheng immediately leaned forward, wiping the window clean.
But just in the next second, Zhang Cheng widened his eyes and said, "Holy shit, it really is a spaceship. Get close, quick, get close!"
Shouting excitedly, Zhang Cheng could not help but cheer with both hands raised.
Because as long as he found a spaceship, he would have a way to go back. After all, in terms of wisdom, although Zhang Cheng could proudly say he was only a bit higher than the guy next door, in terms of military force, he was not weak at all!
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However, just when Zhang Cheng was excited, the spaceship that flashed past in space did not notice Zhang Cheng and Tesla at all.
Gazing at the moment the other party opened a wormhole and performed a jump, Zhang Cheng said with some suspicion, "Is it running for its life? Why is it still smoking behind it?"
Hearing Zhang Cheng's words, Tesla immediately reacted and hurriedly ran to the window in the distance.
But just when he widened his eyes, he saw a spaceship hanging a shark logo in hot pursuit.
"My God, what is that, space pirates?"
Shouting in shock, Tesla became anxious.
"Peers?"
Hearing Tesla's words, Zhang Cheng hurriedly ran over from behind.
But when he saw the spaceship hanging the shark flag, he said in astonishment, "My God, this is truly wonderful!"
"What?"
Looking at Zhang Cheng in disbelief, Tesla thought he had misheard something.
But just at this moment, Zhang Cheng said excitedly, "Don't you think that performing a boarding action in space is a kind of romance?"
"Only an idiot would think this is romance!"
Looking at Zhang Cheng with no good intentions, Tesla looked at Zhang Cheng with disgust.
Because didn't he know what space meant? That is danger!
"Swish!"
The spaceship rushed into the wormhole and instantly disappeared.
When the space pirates who rushed over saw this scene, they roared in anger.
However, just when they thought they had lost their target, a strange-looking person ran over and said, "Captain, there is an escape spaceship over there!"
"What?"
Hearing the other party's words, the Captain immediately began to search. Before long, he happened to see a lonely spaceship.
"Hey, Zhang, our spaceship seems to have been targeted!"
Looking at Zhang Cheng in shock, Tesla became panicked.
"Hahahaha, finally able to go back!"
Spreading his arms excitedly, Zhang Cheng could no longer suppress the excitement in his heart.
"Are you crazy? They are space pirates!"
Looking at Zhang Cheng in shock, Tesla could no longer imagine what would happen next.
But just in the next second, Zhang Cheng smiled and said, "Do you know that, actually, in the past, I was also a pirate!"
"You aren't from Earth either?"
Looking at Zhang Cheng suspiciously, Tesla was stunned.
"No, accurately speaking, I am more vicious than any pirate!"
Looking at Tesla, Zhang Cheng felt the spaceship being pulled step by step.
Before long, just after the cabin door was violently opened by someone, Zhang Cheng looked at the people who rushed in and revealed enthusiasm on his face, saying, "It is truly a great pleasure to see you. As a reward for rescuing me, I can let a few of you choose to submit!"
"What is he saying? Blah, blah, blah!"
Pointing at Zhang Cheng, an alien became curious.
"Don't know, his brain should be broken. According to the scan, they are Earthlings!"
"Oh, is that so? Are those people on that planet all trash with a combat power of less than five?"
But just when a few aliens were talking, the person holding the scanner looked at Zhang Cheng, as if he had seen some kind of monster, his eyeballs popping out wide.
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