The fortune teller told me back then that one general's success is built on ten thousand withered bones; I didn't believe it, so I came to Florida to do only three things: buy an AK, get a rifle, grow bigger and stronger, and create new glory! Thanks for the invite; I was crossing the road, forgot to check for cars, and now I've already transmigrated to the Northern Song! System: I have a path in the Great Song; I think you have some ability, so I plan to entrust it to you!

Zhang Cheng: If you want me to do things, whether I do them or not, you must pay me; not a single coin less! System: I told you to recover the Sixteen Prefectures of Yan and Yun, but whenever you act it's either wind or rain; two years have passed, and you're still suing Bao Zheng? Zhang Cheng: Don't even mention it, you jinx; it's all your fault I'm here, and now Bao Zheng wants to execute me with his guillotine!

System: Hurry to the neighbor's and invite Lu Yan!