Chapter 367

The next morning, gray mist shrouded the street,

Walking out from the house,

The landlord was knocking on the doors one by one,

Looking at the man before him, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but say: "Jack, what are you doing?"

"Hey, Zhang, I think you might need this!"

Handing over a mask, the obese landlord, sticking out his big belly, spoke,

"Why are you giving me this?"

Looking at the landlord with a puzzled face, Zhang Cheng asked in astonishment,

"I don't know which group of idiots were having a firefight last night, but they actually ignited over three million dollars' worth of stuff. All the N-words in the entire East District are high now!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, the landlord spoke while wearing a mask,

Looking at the landlord in shock, Zhang Cheng's mouth corners twitched, because he seemed to have forgotten to take something away last night!

Lin Zexu:

Zhang Cheng:.

"It seems our luck is really bad; we didn't get any benefit!"

Walking out from the side, Max puffed out her chest and spoke,

And gazing at Max, Jack couldn't help but smile: "Hey, Max, you've become much prettier lately!"

"Really? Thank you, buddy. I hope you're not saying that just because my chest is big!"

Gazing at the landlord Jack before her, Max couldn't help but complain,

"I think Zhang thinks so too, right? Buddy, your eyes are almost sinking in. Wake up!"

Patting Zhang Cheng's shoulder, Jack couldn't help but speak,

"Sorry, I'm the type of person who gets a bit dizzy with things that are too big!"

Raising his eyebrows with a smile on his face, Zhang Cheng spread his hands and returned to the room,

Because according to his calculations, the thick smoke couldn't possibly drift over here. The ones who were "happy" were at most those N-words!

Maybe they would even want to thank Zhang Cheng because of what happened last night!

After all, the N-words in Brooklyn were just like seagulls on the beach, their brains filled all day with going to get some "Western medicine"!

"Forget it, let's go back to sleep first!"

Yawning, Zhang Cheng prepared to turn and leave,

But just at this moment, Jack spoke: "Zhang, your rent!"

"Sorry, Jack, I forgot all about it if you hadn't mentioned it!"

Taking out a stack of money, Zhang Cheng counted a few bills and handed them over, then said with a full smile: "Keep the rest to buy yourself a bag of potato chips!"

"Zhang, you guy, you should keep it for yourself. Living here also requires quite a bit of money!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng's actions, Jack turned around and took one bill and stuffed it back into his hand,

And looking at Jack's actions, Zhang Cheng also hurriedly smiled: "Jack, although you're fat, you're a really good person!"

"Thanks for the compliment, jerk!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng with no good humor, Jack turned his head and said: "Max, how about you?"

"I'm a bit tight on cash lately. You know, I just got fired, but I promise..."

Just as Max intended to stall for a few days, Zhang Cheng took out a stack of money and said: "How about I lend it to you first?"

"Did you strike it rich?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in astonishment, Jack and Max were both shocked,

"Uh, I've been delivering a bit more pizza lately, so you know, I really like helping others!"

Speaking with a full smile, Zhang Cheng explained,

"Buddy, I love you!"

Hugging Zhang Cheng and kissing him, Max then handed the rent to Jack,

And looking at Max, Jack frowned and said: "Hey, Zhang, does this count as me acting as a wingman for you?"

"Then should I kiss you too?"

Looking at Jack, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but ask,

"Get lost, I'm not gay!"

Looking at Zhang Cheng with disgust, Jack left with a swaying gait,

Gazing at Jack before him, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but feel envious,

Because this was the confidence of a landlord. Even if he sat around eating and waiting to die for the rest of his life, this building of his was enough!

But just at this moment, Max looked at her phone and said: "Hey, Zhang, I have another job interview here, I'm leaving first. I'll pay you back the money I owe you as soon as possible!"

"Bye-bye!"

Waving goodbye, Zhang Cheng turned and returned to the room. However, just after he tore off the gauze on his shoulder, he looked at the scabbed wound and said: "It seems the body has already recovered!"

Thinking of this, Zhang Cheng couldn't help but hum a little tune and say: "Next, I should find a job!"

Thinking that he was now "penniless," Zhang Cheng couldn't help but sigh,

Possessing two million in huge funds but unable to spend it—this was probably his biggest annoyance,

Don't underestimate the IRS of the Eagle Nation. Once they discover that your income and expenditures don't match, they can immediately go after you!

How did Capone, who ran rampant in Chicago back then, disappear? It was because he owed taxes!

The reason the IRS caught him was very simple: it wasn't because he manufactured gang killings, nor because he was a mobster, but because this bastard made money and didn't pay taxes!

IRS: Death and taxes—pick one!

Zhang Cheng: You're bluffing me? I believe in Mazu!

But just as Zhang Cheng was pondering where to "go to work" next, the phone rang,

"Hey, Zhang, you're a college student, right?"

Just as the call connected, the landlord's voice came from inside,

"Jack, are you trying to introduce a rich woman to me? I know, the tastes of rich people these days are very strange, but I won't sell my soul..."

Speaking seriously, Zhang Cheng then said: "Unless that rich woman is really rich and also very beautiful."

"Xie Te, I meant to say, the New York Police Department is recruiting. You can go and try!"

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Speaking with disgust, Jack wanted to use a "meatball impact" to come down from upstairs and crush him to death,

"Really? Buddy, can I be a detective too?"

Asking in surprise, Zhang Cheng had never thought in his life that he could still be a detective!

You have to know, although he ate black-on-black, didn't talk about martial virtue, betrayed trust, sold out brothers, and took care of his sister-in-law, he was a good person!

"Of course, Zhang. You have to know, your academic qualifications are completely sufficient, and by joining the New York Police Department, you can also help me deter the bastards around here!"

Thinking of this, Jack laughed,

"Oh, thank you so much, Jack. I'll go take a look right now!"

Hanging up the phone, Zhang Cheng immediately got up, picked up his degree certificate, and headed toward the New York Police Department,

And when Zhang Cheng arrived here, he saw quite a few young people queuing up,

Arriving at the back position, Zhang Cheng looked at the black man before him and asked in surprise: "Buddy, you're here to be a detective too?"

"What's wrong with that?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng with confusion, the other party asked with a face full of suspicion,

"No, nothing!"

Revealing a smile, Zhang Cheng took advantage of the other party turning around to slap the tall man in front of him,

"Hey, buddy, what are you doing?"

Turning around to look at the N-word, the tall man couldn't help but push him,

"Friend, this wasn't me; it was him!"

Pointing at Zhang Cheng, the N-word hurriedly explained,

"What the hell? You actually dare to slander others?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, who had a face full of smiles and was holding his degree certificate, the tall man immediately smashed a fist into the N-word's face,

"Oh shit, they're fighting!"

Just as the people queuing in front saw this scene, they immediately turned their heads back,

And taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhang Cheng smoothly arrived at the very front and said: "Hello, I want to join the police department!"

"You?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng, who had a rather handsome Eastern face, the officer in charge of the assessment was confused,

"This is my degree certificate. I heard this can earn extra points, right?"

Speaking with a full smile, Zhang Cheng laughed,

"Not bad. Oh, my god, you're also a law graduate?"

Looking at Zhang Cheng in shock, the officer before him was surprised,

"Yes, I should be!"

Looking at his degree certificate, Zhang Cheng's mouth corners twitched.

(End of chapter)