Chapter 129: Fox Training Master
【Soft, chubby—feels much more satisfying than Lord Whale, ooh, the vibrations!】
【Tonight, the island is having an orgy!】
【I'll bring the food!】
【I'll trick my good brother into coming!】
【I'm furiously pumping the cup】
「Ying ying ying? 」
Waves of highly penetrating sonic sound were echoing inside the restaurant near the beach. Upon hearing those lewd and filthy conversations, the little fox subconsciously looked toward the 【Animal Language Master】, Yu Xueqing.
However.
Yu Xueqing, who was proficient in cross-species communication, seemed not to have heard the conversation echoing in the room.
She sat on her chair, discussing with Mo Yiqing and Qiu Lingling where to go play in the afternoon.
「... Was that a dolphin calling just now, or is there a bat that's become a spirit organizing an orgy? 」
Upon hearing that sonic wave, An Sheng could not guess exactly what creature was howling.
But judging by the lewdness of the conversation, An Sheng instinctively guessed it must be that group of "ocean Teddies" holding a general meeting.
After all, An Sheng had never heard of any Xia Kingdom bats needing a Fleshlight.
It was only that group of street urchins on the sea who would possibly talk about things that could get them jailed in broad daylight.
Although dolphins have the reputation of being the elves of the sea, their habits are practically those of West Coast gangsters; they should be categorized in the same species as Chen Nian.
If there are girls, they hit on girls; if there are no girls, they hit on their brothers.
They even frequently gather for orgies, and occasionally, a dozen dolphins will suck the toxins from a pufferfish together.
If it were just that, it wouldn't really count as anything to humans; everyone could even cross their arms and watch the drama with great interest.
But!
Dolphins are beasts because, once they get excited, they find everything beautiful; some unlucky people who like to dive or swim in the high seas have been violated by dolphins.
Moreover, dolphins are very fast; they can finish and retreat in a matter of seconds.
Besides the reputation of being the elves of the sea.
Their more famous nickname is actually "ocean Teddy"!
「... Dolphins should use ultrasonic waves when communicating, right? Is this something a little fox should be listening to? Although we both have the reputation of being elves, we really aren't close; the little elves in the forest aren't that lewd. 」
Although An Sheng didn't know why he could hear the dolphins' communication, he had a brand new understanding of the extent of their lewdness.
「Ying ying ying. 」
The little fox had a strange expression on his face as he returned to Yu Xueqing and sat on the table: 「Aqing... let's not go into the sea for the next few days. Of course, it's not that An Mou is afraid of a few dolphins; the electric fishing device I bought online has already been delivered to Lin Ying's house. 」
「I just feel that if we go swimming, we might encounter some eye-searing scenes. 」
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On the little fox's side, when facing the feeding from the big sisters, he never ate properly, showing off various fancy eating techniques that made Mo Yiqing and Qiu Lingling exclaim how cute he was, filming the whole process with their phones.
Meanwhile, Yin Pengfei, sitting at the opposite table, had a table full of delicacies, but it was cold and desolate.
Yin Pengfei's mind was not on the dishes on the table at all; instead, his brows were tightly locked as he looked at the content he had searched for on Baidu on his phone screen.
「I get it! 」
Yin Pengfei pondered for a moment and, combined with the content of the articles on Baidu, arrived at an accurate answer.
Although foxes are canines, they are not domesticated pets.
Fox habits can be summarized as: the energy of a dog and the sticky fingers of a cat.
But in the final analysis, it's just that they are wild and hard to tame.
As long as he tames the fox and makes him acknowledge his status as the boss, he can use the fox like a dog.
With the fox assisting him, he could build a bridge of communication with Mo Yiqing!
After having an idea, Yin Pengfei typed a line into Baidu: 《How to quickly tame canines》
Excluding the first two rows of advertisements, Yin Pengfei clicked into a dog trainer's video.
He saw the dog trainer in the video put a muzzle on an Alaskan Malamute weighing one hundred and sixty jin, wrestling directly in a room covered with soft mats, rubbing the Alaskan against the ground repeatedly, and using a silicone stick that looked like a dragon to beat the Alaskan repeatedly.
Until.
The Alaskan was completely scared into peeing, and its originally fierce eyes became clear.
The dog trainer stood up, showing off his biceps that were two stories high, and the originally irritable bear-like Alaskan became meek, lying at the feet of the muscular dog trainer, looking fawning and submissive.
Yin Pengfei felt he understood.
He opened a local delivery app, bought a metal syringe for pets in a pet store, as well as the most expensive leather-wrapped steel muzzle, and also opened a highly-rated adult products store to buy a silicone dog-beating stick.
Yin Pengfei faced the Arctic fox, showing a confident expression, completely devoid of the defeated look from before.
In order to win Mo Yiqing's attention, risking a rabies shot was worth it for him!
Currently, the only problem was.
How to avoid the eyes of the three, and without them knowing, tame the fox into an inside agent planted among the three to help him with assists.
And while Yin Pengfei was deep in thought.
Seeing the scene was getting hot, Yu Xueqing also took the opportunity to turn on her livestream.
The afternoon sun at the beach was scorching; even with sunscreen, it wasn't suitable for going out to stroll.
Going out at four or five o'clock was just right; have a meal, and it would connect to the evening activities at the beach.
Yu Xueqing's livestream today didn't talk about wild history or tea knowledge, changing to a pure eating broadcast to kill time.
But it wasn't her eating; it was the little fox eating.
「Am I going on? Then I'm really going on. 」
Seeing Yu Xueqing filming the livestream with the camera facing herself the entire time, the little fox was stunned. With a face full of confidence, he said, "Aqing, help me pass on a message: if the livestream tips reach a fifty-fifty split after taxes, and I get a thousand, I will perform a bold, high-stakes act that is guaranteed to be spectacular."
【Master, Master~ does the fox need to hunt? The fox feels he can catch a three-jin snake!】
After the little fox's confident statement was translated to Yu Xueqing's ears, it even underwent a price translation.
A live snake with three jin of meat sells for about nine hundred to twelve hundred.
An Sheng wanted to challenge a livestream of one thousand yuan, which was not in vain for him brushing pet videos at home every day.
「Aqing, your livestream is a bit lacking! There's no heat at all. 」 Mo Yiqing leaned into the livestream, looking at the number of people and complaining.
If the livestream shows the number of people, it proves that the livestream has no heat or likes to speak of.
「Small tips don't count as tips, I'll tip you a bit. 」 Mo Yiqing took out her phone and tipped Yu Xueqing's livestream.
「Quick, say thank you, boss. 」 Mo Yiqing pointed to her cheek, poked Yu Xueqing, and pointed to the little fox on the table, coughing twice to give a clear hint.
On the public screen of the livestream, a Carnival gift worth three thousand yuan suddenly floated by.
The number of people originally displayed in the livestream also changed to a heat value display under Mo Yiqing's money power, and the ranking of the livestream suddenly jumped up by a large margin.
「Hiss. 」
Yu Xueqing gasped, looked sideways at Mo Yiqing, and said blankly: 「A Carnival counts as a small tip, so what counts as a big tip? 」
「Of course, it's a large WeChat transfer! Don't talk about those irrelevant things, bring the fox up! 」
「Ying? 」
Hearing this, the little fox tentatively stepped forward, using his nose to nudge Mo Yiqing's cheek and kissed her.
「Sensible! 」 Mo Yiqing praised: 「Reward! 」
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