Chapter 130: Does Lord Fuli's edge-ball count as edge-ball?
「Hmm? Are you guys livestreaming? 」
The little fox who received the tip was having a high-intensity kissing interaction with the big sponsor Mo Yiqing, while Yin Pengfei's eyes lit up on the side, quickly typing 《Secrets to increasing fans in a livestream》 on Baidu and Zhihu.
Yin Pengfei sat closer confidently, put his phone on the table, and said to Yu Xueqing:
「I have a brother who does this; he is mainly responsible for account activity operations. If you want to increase fans in a livestream, it's actually very simple: first, the video needs verticality, and second, the first twenty minutes of the livestream. 」
「Hmm? 」
After hearing this, Yu Xueqing moved her gaze away from the livestream's public screen and looked at Yin Pengfei who was speaking.
「Whether it's livestreaming or filming videos, in this era, it ultimately boils down to monetization. 」
「To put it bluntly, it's a business. 」 Yin Pengfei said with a deep face: 「If you want to increase fans, you have to invest; how to invest to get the highest return... 」
When Yu Xueqing heard about spending money, the head she had just raised shrank back silently.
A father with work injuries, an unemployed mother, and the whole family's savings put into the tea garden.
Currently, Yu Xueqing's family economic situation is that they left thirty thousand yuan as the tea farm's operating funds, and other living expenses and various costs depend on the tea farm's turnover.
Investing in a tea garden is indeed profitable.
But those all need time; if it weren't for the family's tight funds, Yu Zhenghong wouldn't have licked his face to go to the Yinfu platform to livestream selling tea and deal with a bunch of bastards like Gao Feng for several months.
Yin Pengfei's words were correct; most livestreams or videos nowadays are essentially about increasing fans, and the purpose of increasing fans is for commercial monetization.
But Yin Pengfei's words were, to Yu Xueqing, more or less containing some nonsense.
「??? 」
Seeing Mo Yiqing's sister shrink her head back, Yin Pengfei was completely confused, not knowing what he said wrong; what he just said was clearly the most liked business analysis on Zhihu.
But Yin Pengfei wasn't embarrassed, coughed twice, and said: 「By the way... are you a cute pet streamer? 」
「No, I sell tea leaves. 」 Yu Xueqing answered politely: 「Today was just a bit of an accident. 」
「Tea leaves? I'm really good at this; in the years I drank foreign ink in England... 」 Yin Pengfei, having found another topic, immediately climbed up the pole.
Mo Yiqing, this iceberg, was hard to attack; to attack it, one could only besiege Wei to save Zhao.
Mo Yiqing's sisters and best friends were all within the scope of Yin Pengfei's licking and fawning.
Only.
Yin Pengfei's words made An Sheng, who was imitating a Corgi shaking its butt in the livestream, roll his eyes.
「The English are embarrassed to talk about tea culture? Just keep that beet soup for those Indians to drink; it's something dogs shake their heads at... 」
If it were just about tea, high-quality tea leaves naturally exist abroad; otherwise, where would Xia Kingdom's tea be sold?
But when it comes to foreign tea culture, An Sheng and some tea merchants are full of disdain.
Relying on stealing and robbing tea saplings, and after kidnapping tea masters, they turn around and say Xia Kingdom's tea leaves kill people, and only the tea leaves they produce are good tea.
With those developed industrial countries, when there was no concept of environmental protection at all, what kind of high-quality tea leaves could be grown on polluted land? Pure essence tea!
Using the ghost's tea culture to point fingers at the natives of Xia Dong...
It is simply an act of rebellion.
「Hard to hold. 」 An Sheng stopped shaking his tail, touched Yu Xueqing, and complained: 「Aqing, did you hear the hell joke he said just now? He's talking about afternoon tea culture? That afternoon tea culture that was born during the most prevalent period of colonial winds. 」
「It's that kind of beet soup where laborers aren't fed enough, and some sugar is added to the tea dregs to replenish energy. 」
It was just that the little fox's complaints were too complicated, and Yu Xueqing's machine translation couldn't keep up; otherwise, the three people who heard the little fox's words would definitely be shocked and send the fox to university for further studies.
【Ying~ Master, Master, this new two-legged fox feels impure; he seems to have a dog tail.】
Yu Xueqing nodded in deep agreement upon hearing this.
Although she didn't know much about tea, she was a farmer, so she naturally knew some errors in Yin Pengfei's words.
No matter how magical tea is said to be, in the final analysis, it's just a matter of farming and making tea.
Without good land, how can you grow vegetables?
As far as Yu Xueqing knows, some local fellow villagers who contract tea gardens overseas will deliberately bypass some industrially developed countries and choose some industrially backward countries to grow black tea to sell overseas and to tea factories.
Otherwise, agricultural inspection really won't pass.
The tea Yin Pengfei mentioned would not pass agricultural inspection in Xia Kingdom at all.
Although Yu Xueqing knew, she didn't say it, because she could see that Yin Pengfei was like a peacock; his current posturing was just to attract Mo Yiqing.
It's just that Mo Yiqing kept pulling the fox's hind legs and big tail, not even looking at Yin Pengfei.
「Ding ling ling ling... 」
When it came to a professional field, Yin Pengfei, who was originally talking with great interest, was suddenly interrupted by his own phone ringtone; he was stunned and picked up the phone with some hesitation.
After seeing clearly that it was a local call from Xia Dong, he suddenly breathed a sigh of relief and answered the phone: 「Hello, hello... 」
「Boss! I'm local delivery; I'm still three kilometers away from you, but the current situation is a bit special; a zoo transport truck has overturned. 」
「Two tigers, a lion pride, and three big leopards have run out; I'm just saying, let's discuss it. 」
「Can't deliver? 」 Yin Pengfei was stunned upon hearing this and was about to say: It's okay, you can deliver it tonight.
「It can be delivered, but you have to add three hundred, or I'll deliver it tomorrow morning. 」 The delivery guy sitting in the truck on the other side said calmly:
「After all... the situation is special and dangerous now; for the sake of delivering some sex toys, I'm not going to risk my life. If the boss is willing to add money, I can give it a try. 」
Among the delivery items, a muzzle, a straight and thick silicone stick, and a stainless steel syringe for sows—how do these items look like anything other than what a lecherous insect with a brain full of sperm would buy?
Just right, a car accident happened in front, and a zoo truck was hit into the guardrail, causing animals to escape.
Not earning a bit from the old lecher, the single delivery guy felt he was sorry for Goddess Mazu.
Damn! Delivering tools for a lecher to play with women, how can it be so disgusting!
「Fine! I'll add five hundred for you; you hire a non-island car to deliver the goods, pay attention to safety. 」
Yin Pengfei hung up the phone directly and didn't take what the delivery guy said to heart; could those wild beasts in the zoo without wildness really pierce through steel plates?
「Ah!? Little An, stop shaking your butt! My livestream has been banned for twelve hours for suspected pornography! 」
When Yin Pengfei answered the phone, Yu Xueqing glanced at her livestream, but at a glance, she saw a rectification reminder on the public screen, as well as some 【666】 bullet comments from the audience.
The livestream camera was aimed at the fox the whole time.
Mo Yiqing, Qiu Lingling, and Yu Xueqing were not on camera, at most occasionally extending their arms into the livestream when feeding the fox.
But the livestream was still banned.
According to the system prompt, the reason for the ban was that the streamer danced a twerk in the livestream.
「Ying??? 」
Hearing Yu Xueqing's exclamation, An Sheng, the whole little fox, was dumbfounded; does a fox's edge-ball count as edge-ball?
Not brother, I'm a fox, a male fox!
Who can get sexually aroused by a male fox!
If you want to talk to me like this, I'm going to find Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao to talk to your AI review!
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