Chapter 133: Street Fighting Master 【Happy New Year's Eve!】

「Fox, oh fox! Why did you come to the bathroom alone? 」

Yin Pengfei held the muzzle and rope, showing a triumphant smile and said: 「Don't worry! I just Baidu-ed how to train a dog; next, honestly help me with assists! 」

Facing the Arctic fox that likes to shake its butt and exposes its belly.

Yin Pengfei looked disapproving, squatted down, approached to put a muzzle on him, and then, pressed his back with one hand, and stabbed a stainless steel syringe into the fox's butt to give him a shot of Nine Dragons Body Protection.

「Brother... 」

Looking at Yin Pengfei's reaching hand, An Sheng raised his claws to press the muzzle, and said seriously:

「Aqing and the others are outside, and I don't want things to get so ugly; you tie the muzzle to your own mouth, and An Mou can pretend nothing happened. 」

「If you are still obsessed, don't blame An Mou for a whisper, calling brothers to attack your second brother fiercely. 」

Lord Fuli's warning words were uttered, turning into a clear, innocent, and innocent whisper, echoing in the bathroom.

「This Arctic fox is really a fool; he doesn't even run when facing someone with tools. 」

Yin Pengfei complained happily, retracted the hand pressed by the fox's claws, changed direction, and prepared to put the muzzle on the fox's mouth again.

「Stop! Don't blame An Mou for being ruthless! 」

Seeing Yin Pengfei didn't know how to live or die, ignoring his own warning repeatedly, An Sheng turned around and returned to the bathroom where he had just climbed out of the window, and pulled out a broom.

「Hmm? 」

Seeing the Arctic fox's strange behavior, Yin Pengfei was slightly stunned and a bit strange; he just watched the fox pull a broom out of the bathroom and push it straight in front of him, and couldn't help but complain:

「Are you trying to give me a broom to please me? 」

The little fox didn't answer, squatted beside the broom head, pressed the broom with one claw, and swung left and right to control the position of the broomstick.

「Ying! 」

Seeing the broomstick in place, An Sheng raised his head and nudged Yin Pengfei: 「Little flying stick is coming! 」

An Sheng's claws pressed hard on the broom head, and the broomstick located under Yin Pengfei's crotch stood up straight.

「Whoosh——」

The red broomstick carried a whistling sound, bounced up on the spot, and hit Yin Pengfei's crotch directly.

The sound of the stick hitting the meat echoed in the room.

「!!! 」

Yin Pengfei's eyes widened, his mouth opened wide, he gasped, covered his crotch with both hands, knelt on the bathroom floor, and the muzzle and rope in his hand fell to the floor.

「Wu——」

Yin Pengfei, whose second brother was hit, covered the injured part and lay on the ground, making bursts of whimpering sounds.

「Ying ying ying」

The little fox had a strange expression, raised his claws, and pulled the muzzle on the ground.

Yin Pengfei's eyes widened and he gasped, his soul flying away, not noticing this scene.

By the time he noticed, the little fox had already pushed the muzzle to his front, directly turned the muzzle that could restrict a dog's mouth in the opposite direction, and stuffed it directly into Yin Pengfei's mouth.

「? 」

Yin Pengfei looked at the little fox with a dull face.

The little fox did a backflip, stepped on Yin Pengfei's shoulder, then jumped up, flew to the sink, turned on the faucet, and washed his hands comfortably.

「Ying——」

When the little fox left, he pretended to be careless and stepped on the stainless steel syringe with his hind feet.

As the fox kicked back, the stainless steel syringe, which was originally for pigs, cattle, and sheep, drew a parabola and stabbed directly into Yin Pengfei's butt.

「Wu wu——」

Yin Pengfei, with a muzzle in his mouth, was already covering his pain in front, and now it hurt behind too.

The stainless steel syringe for pigs, cattle, horses, and sheep has a very thick needle; otherwise, it wouldn't be able to break through animal skin.

When Yin Pengfei bought it, he didn't care about the thickness of the needle at all; anyway, he wasn't stabbing himself.

However.

He never expected that the fox could turn around and stab his back after hitting his front!

「Wu wu wu」

Yin Pengfei, with a muzzle on his mouth, was in so much pain that his two kidneys were twitching, but he still endured the pain, ignored the needle stuck in his butt, took out his phone from his pocket, opened the Baidu search bar, and typed a line: 《What to do if hit by a fox? 》

The first line on the page shows:

【If attacked by a fox, we can find stones and wooden sticks nearby, hit with stones, hit with sticks. If we really can't find them, we can also use our feet to attack. Foxes have smaller bodies, and we can hurt their internal organs by kicking the fox's abdomen...】

「? 」

After seeing the answer, Yin Pengfei was stunned for a moment, the pain on his face frozen.

Wooden stick (broom), hit with stones (syringe), kick (backflip stomp strike)

No!

That fox, also has the habit of Baidu answers?

Yin Pengfei was shocked.

「Wu wu wu so painful. 」

…………

「Ying ying ying」

The little fox hummed a tune, moved his limbs, pushed open the men's bathroom door, and returned to the restaurant.

「Little An, why did you go for so long? 」 Seeing the little fox return, Yu Xueqing couldn't help but feel a bit strange:

「You didn't do anything strange in the bathroom, did you? 」

「Ying ying ying——」 The little fox rolled his eyes, raised his tail, and jumped onto the table with a proud face.

「What did the little fox say? 」 Mo Yiqing saw the fox's strange movements and looked at Yu Xueqing with curiosity.

「The little fox said, how can the little fox's business be called strange; in the bathroom, there were friends pooping together, and we chatted for a while. 」

Yu Xueqing thought for a while and translated a rough meaning for Mo Yiqing and Qiu Lingling.

【Ying ying ying—— Master, Master, the fox met a friend in the bathroom! We also washed the bathroom with a broom together.】

The little fox said so, but Yu Xueqing didn't know the meaning of some things inside.

What friends does the little fox have in the bathroom?

Any pet that can be kept in the city is on the fox's recipe, and those that are not allowed to be kept in the city treat the little fox as a meal.

The only time he saw Little An's friend was the fat king cobra from last time.

「Ying ying ying! 」

An Sheng, who had just returned to his seat, buried his head in the disposable bowl specially placed by the waiter, drank two sips of water, and then, as if sensing something, hurriedly pushed Yu Xueqing's shoulder and pointed to the floor-to-ceiling window outside the restaurant.

Yu Xueqing was stunned and looked sideways.

A brown bear standing two meters three or four tall was performing a backstep on the street, just like Michael Jackson.

The brown bear performed very hard, perfectly following Lord Fuli's instructions, using all his skills to perform.

They couldn't perform.

Lord Fuli would kill them.

But the brown bear performing the backstep didn't notice the shared bicycle on the side of the road, was tripped, and subconsciously rolled into a ball in front of the restaurant door.

And what followed were three leopards.

Three leopards' tails were tied with three cable ties by someone, and the three leopards' tails were stuck together, moving clockwise toward the restaurant, performing a flower wreath.

「... 」

The cashier's relaxed expression froze, her eyes rolled back, and she fainted to the ground.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 134 =====