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Chapter 202: Lord Fuli is super polite

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"Performance... what can An Mou perform? Don't tell me you want to see fox little feet bloom?"

The little fox looked at Bai Tao with confusion, not knowing what his political teacher was talking about.

"It's this!"

Bai Tao took out her mobile phone, looked at the little fox with expectation, opened the mobile phone memo, and said: "Specialized spirit beasts are very rare, and those who know how to read and write like Lord Fuli are even rarer."

"If Lord Fuli really knows how to listen and write, we can start the 'Declaration' directly tomorrow."

Bai Tao's eyes were bright, looking at Lord Fuli, whose body shape was not particularly large, but whose wisdom was extraordinary, and who was clearly specialized in human social adaptation.

"?"

An Sheng looked at the mobile phone screen and then at Bai Tao, who was bluffing, and slowly typed a question mark.

No, letting a little Fuli learn those things is already a very excessive thing.

What are you talking about? Let me read the "Declaration"? Do our red foxes really need to learn that thing?

An Sheng's eyes twitched slightly, raised his hand, and typed a line on Bai Tao's mobile phone screen:

【By the way, your car is automatic, right?】

【There seems to be a small animal stuck on the hood of the old Honda you drove, do you want to go see it?】

The little fox finished typing the text, expressed his resistance to learning, and pushed the mobile phone back to Bai Tao.

Bai Tao took back the mobile phone and read Lord Fuli's autograph with excitement.

"Hmm?"

Bai Tao saw the words on the mobile phone screen and very wonderfully got the joke above. Suddenly, Bai Tao jumped up from the spot and said to Su Qiyuan with excitement:

"Senior! Senior, hurry! It's a cold joke! Lord Fuli has super humor cells!"

"Before he created me, he even politely asked if our car was automatic!"

Although Bai Tao had heard from Su Qiyuan that Lord Fuli had already learned human characters.

But in Bai Tao's understanding, a spirit beast like Lord Fuli who had not undergone systematic social training, even if he really understood Xia Dong's characters, it was probably just a level of barely communicating. Who could have thought that Lord Fuli would know how to tell cold jokes.

For their Forest Rangers.

When dealing with spirit beasts.

Those with high wisdom are often easier to communicate with than those who only act based on wild beast instincts.

"..."

Su Qiyuan had a hard-to-hold expression, looked back and forth between the mobile phone screen and Bai Tao, and then looked at Lord Fuli and said: "Do you drink iced cola?"

【Yes, lime flavor, thank you.】 An Sheng typed naturally.

After the preparation was completed, the two people and one fox sat in that old Honda and drove toward the Sheshan direction.

An Sheng set the navigation route for Su Qiyuan's mobile phone, sat back in the passenger seat, picked up the iced cola with a straw inserted in the armrest box, took a long slurp, and revealed a look of enjoyment.

"Summer with iced fat house happy water is simply a kind of comfort, except for getting fat..."

It had been twenty-four hours since An Sheng last drank iced cola.

Recently, he had been busy cheating netizens into buying tea leaves, helping A-Qing earn money to buy iced cola for himself, and An Sheng didn't have time to hide on the side and secretly drink it elegantly and gracefully.

An Sheng put the iced cola back into the armrest box and raised his hand to open the bag he had been carrying. Under the surprised gaze of Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao, An Sheng took out the fruit mobile phone used for contact given by the Golden-Edged Hedgehog.

An Sheng operated on the call interface and dialed a call to the Golden-Edged Hedgehog in the form of a short number.

"Hello! Is it Hedgehog Grandma? It's me, Fuli."

"... You little guy doesn't talk nicely." A "squeak" sound came from the other side of the phone. The Hedgehog Grandma was extremely dissatisfied with An Sheng's address for her.

Hedgehog is hedgehog, grandma is grandma, even Golden-Edged Hedgehog is fine.

Why must add an "old" word, grandma's age is still in her prime.

"Just a title, didn't you also call An Mou a dog before? It's fine." The little fox chirped happily: "Don't worry about the title for now, let's talk about some serious business."

"Yo? The fierce bandits of the Spirit Beast Gang also have serious business?" The Golden-Edged Hedgehog teased slightly: "Don't bring grandma into illegal things, grandma is old and has osteoporosis, can't stand you young people tossing around."

"What bandits or not, I'll share my location with you later, you just let the truck follow me and be ready to listen to my dispatch."

"If things go smoothly, I should be able to find the white snake that the foreign poaching group has been peeking at." An Sheng said casually, picking up the iced cola and drinking it.

"Hmm?" The Golden-Edged Hedgehog made a slightly confused sound, seeming a bit surprised by the choice An Sheng made: "You actually want to take the exam for a government position?"

"Exam? Take what exam?" An Sheng chirped with laughter: "In short, don't worry about the fox's business. They want to know where the white snake is, right? An Mou will go into the mountains and find fox friends and dog friends to help, and make a friend."

Because of the information gap, An Sheng didn't know that under the Anquan Bureau, there were different departments.

The one monitoring him is the Forest Ranger, and the one inviting him is the Lumberjack.

However, even if An Sheng knew those things, he wouldn't care too much.

Forest Ranger or Lumberjack, if they need his help, then go help.

Let's just make a friend with each other now.

In the future, please take care of my bad debts.

Like fighting with spirit beasts on the street, or smashing something with a big hammer, speeding, detaining defeated spirit beasts, all handed over to you for after-sales.

Play is play, trouble is trouble, don't poke the things An Mou did to punish evil and promote good outside to the family.

I'm afraid A-Qing will know the news and eat the fox alive.

"Chirp chirp chirp—"

"Squeak—"

Under the gaze of Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao, the little fox sat cross-legged comfortably, chatted with the Golden-Edged Hedgehog on the other side of the phone for a while, and then hung up the phone.

"Why are you looking at me? Haven't you seen a fox make a phone call?"

An Sheng put the mobile phone back into the bag and looked at Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao with a strange expression. The two people and one fox looked at each other with strange and subtle expressions.

"Lord Fuli..." Bai Tao looked at An Sheng in surprise and said: "You have other spirit beast friends? And the other side knows how to use a mobile phone? Can you introduce them to us? We haven't seen the world, eh?"

Bai Tao was pure and romantic, just like a pure female college student who had not yet entered the world, asking Lord Fuli for advice.

"Collect your taste! You are almost writing your desire for performance on your forehead. It's not that An Mou is unwilling to introduce the Golden-Edged Hedgehog to you, but that Hedgehog Grandma is clearly an old oil stick. Who knows if she held your leaders who were wearing open-crotch pants before..."

An Sheng chirped, waved his hand, and signaled Bai Tao not to think about unrealistic things.

Su Qiyuan drove to the ecological protection area, Sheshan.

An Sheng climbed out of the sunroof, stood upright, and issued a chirp toward the mountains and forests:

"Big spicy strip! Come out for dinner!"

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