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Chapter 237: Lord Fuli

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The fungal parasitic beast, knowing it couldn't rebel, felt very disappointed with the current situation.

"Beep beep beep—"

In the parking lot, a truck came in from the entrance. Seeing the MPV blocking the way, it honked its horn to signal the MPV to move forward.

Su Qiyuan stepped on the gas, moved the road position, and parked on the side. The truck behind swayed and drove into the parking lot.

When the two cars crossed, Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao widened their eyes.

On that old-fashioned big truck without a license plate, the one sitting in the driver's cab was not a human, but a wolf.

The white giant wolf held the steering wheel with one hand, rested the other on the window, wore sunglasses, and drove the truck into the parking lot with a face full of ease.

The big truck stopped in the parking lot.

Bai Lang got out of the driver's seat, stood up, came to the back of the box truck, opened the locked door, revealing the brightly lit carriage, and the big golden lion lying on a fixed seat.

"Awoo?"

The big lion, with its feet on the left armrest of the sofa and its head on the right armrest, seemed to notice someone opening the door, turned its head, and greeted the outside.

"Wang—"

Bai Lang waved at the carriage, signaling the golden lion and the others to come over.

The golden lion jumped to the ground, stretched, and two leopards followed by its side, like knights guarding the king. The monkeys carried camera bags they didn't know where they got from,

Everyone sitting in the MPV: "."

A large group of spirit beasts, bringing ordinary animals along, went to the most high-end club in Jiule City to throw a party.

In a certain sense, the richness of the spirit beast nightlife here in Jiule City shocked them for an entire year.

…………

"Has the audio debugging been completed? Don't let the sound crack while the Young Master is speaking, understand?"

"Have the cameras and lighting been set up? Remember to record the Young Master's heroic posture throughout the whole process, got it?"

An Sheng, on the stage, squatted in front of a laptop that was downloading the desktop version of Yin Fu, then logged into his own account to select speech materials.

Lin Bingyun organized the on-site personnel dispatch, quickly checking all relevant equipment, and organizing manpower to continuously serve dishes and clear empty plates for all the guests present.

Lin Bingyun thought for a moment, looking slightly hesitant, and looked toward the General Manager of Hai Linglong to the side, saying:

"Do your technicians... help pets bathe?"

Hai Linglong General Manager Lin Yun was stunned upon hearing this, looked around at all the stray animals present, looked at Lin Bingyun with an expression that was hard to keep straight, and shook his head instinctively.

Washing... that's not much of a problem.

It's just a bit of a waste of technicians, but we can let the security guards at the image post help out.

After all, image post security guards, to put it bluntly, are just lackeys and thugs who are reasonably paid high wages; if Boss Lin Hao speaks up, washing these pets shouldn't be a problem.

It's just a bit of a waste of people.

…………

"Ying!"

Squatting on the stage, manipulating the computer, and having found all the materials, An Sheng faced the microphone and said: "Abai, Jin Maoshi, you two come over."

"Right! And those monkeys, remember to record my speech well and take it back to the orca."

"Awoo!"

Under Lord Fuli's instructions, Abai and Jin Maoshi both ran onto the stage and let out roars toward the audience below.

With White Boss managing the dogs and Gold Boss managing the cats, the parking lot quickly returned to quiet, and all the stray animals looked toward the stage.

"Alright! Now, those of you who feel your intelligence is outstanding, come forward and walk to the front row. Those whose brains aren't sharp, don't come, otherwise, don't blame Lord Fuli for being ruthless and sending you to a pet shop to get fixed."

An Sheng stood up on his hind legs, put his hands on the low table, and faced the microphone to let out a ying-ning sound.

Under Lord Fuli's command, the relatively intelligent stray pets sat in the front row seats.

"If there are no problems, do not interrupt my speech from now on. If there is anything you don't understand, you can wait until the gathering ends to ask questions collectively, or find your bosses to ask for advice."

"Alright, no more nonsense."

"The First 'Spirit Beast Gang Economic Growth and Sustainable Development Conference' officially begins."

Lord Fuli raised his paw, knocked on the podium to make a loud sound, and then operated the mouse on the laptop to project onto the screen.

And on the screen, video content related to Wei Ma Ye and Da Fei suddenly began to play.

"With the development of our Spirit Beast Gang... phew. It is with the development of our Jiule City Stray Little Poor Mutual Aid Society, from the scale of less than thirty at the beginning, gradually developing to now having..."

An Sheng looked at Abai and Jin Maoshi. Abai thought for a moment and said: "The number of dogs has exceeded three thousand, and even the number of cats is almost at two thousand. Other species haven't been counted yet, but it's estimated to be no less than one thousand."

"Good! Let's calculate based on the minimum value of five thousand!" An Sheng faced all the stray animals: "With the development of our Mutual Aid Society, the number has reached five thousand, and they are scattered throughout all the counties and districts of the city."

"I believe everyone knows that in the past, the little ones who could eat their fill every day were only the fellows who followed White Boss out to sea to rob. Other brothers could only eat some leftovers or go rummage through trash cans."

"It is still summer now, the weather is hot, and when the severe cold of winter arrives, to be blunt, at least half of the brothers present, especially those in the cat group, will not make it to the spring of next year."

"Today, I, Lord Fuli, have gathered the members of the dog group and the cat group."

"It is because I hope you can eat your fill, from now on no longer needing to rummage through trash cans, and even less needing to curl up in boxes under trash cans to avoid the wind and rain when the typhoon season arrives, but instead be able to have a home!"

"We need a revolution to overthrow the life of relying on robbery to fill our stomachs. We need a fairer distribution and a more efficient method."

Lord Fuli's tone was passionate, the sound of his ying-ning echoing through the venue, while the projection screen also played some images of rotting food.

Those videos were all internet images, but the food obtained by robbing Da Fei did indeed have a portion that rotted and stank because it wasn't distributed in time. Abai could only throw it into the sea to feed the fish, so as not to kill the brothers.

"Something is wrong, very wrong." Hedgehog Grandma was also listening to Lord Fuli's speech, but the more she listened, the more she felt the content was wrong, and her face revealed a look of vigilance.

"Is there something wrong, Grandma?" Lin Hao, who couldn't hear the ying-language, was stunned and looked toward Hedgehog Grandma.

"If you summarize Lord Fuli's speech content, it's 'Are kings and nobles born with high status?'..." Hedgehog Grandma revealed a look of vigilance and said: "Let's move further away, lest that Fuli extort billions from us."

And Jin Long Da Ye on the MPV swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said:

"Wan Lin... I feel the situation is wrong! That Fuli seems to be about to start an uprising!"

"Hmm?" The parasite's ears pricked up again.

Lord Fuli, who was giving the speech, knew nothing about Hedgehog Grandma and the matters on the MPV.

However, even if he knew, he wouldn't care.

"And for a revolution, for us, the most important thing to change is the primitive 'barter system'!"

Lord Fuli manipulated the computer and played a video on the screen of a Golden Retriever selling flowers on the street.

It had a sign hanging on its body, on which was written:

【Kind big brothers and big sisters, help me, the doggy, buy some flowers! Three yuan a stem, and if you buy one, you can pet cute me as much as you want~】

Below the sign, a QR code payment image was placed.

Of course, the spirit beasts and dogs present could all tell that what the video was playing was just a staged video.

In the video, the dog itself said it, constantly asking when it would get off work and if it could eat a big chicken leg.

Although the video was fake, An Sheng felt that the things in the video could be borrowed.

"Like us little poor things..."

"If you want to live happily and live freely and happily in the city!"

"According to my travels, Lord Fuli, I have summarized the following three rules."

"Sell sexiness! Sell cuteness! Sell misery!"

"Once the three sells come out, normal people cannot resist!"

"But we don't need ready-made food, we need them to scan the QR code to pay. After having money, we can buy food and property at any time, form a spirit beast capital in Jiule City, use the money we earn to invest, and then feed it back to ourselves!"

Lord Fuli raised his left hand in a fist and shouted toward all the dogs and cats:

"Now!"

"Let us take the first step! Learn to sell sexiness!"

(End of chapter)

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