Chapter 238

"Sell... sell cuteness!?"

On the high stage, Lord Fuli, in front of all the dogs and cats, raised his left hand in a fist and shouted about selling cuteness to get food. The Golden-Edged Hedgehog jumped up in great shock, almost throwing out its waist.

Lord Fuli had been laying the groundwork, describing the miserable situation of stray pets through words, contrasted with the abundant material foundation of human society.

Looking at it from every angle, that Fuli should have been shouting "Are kings and nobles born with high status?" next.

The Golden-Edged Hedgehog had already prepared to run away just now.

It was afraid that when that Fuli started an uprising, he would hang it on a street lamp first, and then order the beast herd to start zero-yuan shopping directly in the city center of Jiule City.

But once Lord Fuli's "Three Sells Concept" came out, the Golden-Edged Hedgehog almost threw out its waist.

Damn it!

Isn't it just wanting to sell sexiness? Why did he lay such a terrifying groundwork before?

However.

The Golden-Edged Hedgehog's thoughts flashed, but it wouldn't affect Lord Fuli, who was giving the speech.

"That's right!"

"The first step we want to take for the revolution is to learn to systematically sell cuteness, to seduce humans, and directly make them all infatuated!"

"Regardless of whether you admit it or what feelings you hold toward humans, one point cannot be denied. Humans are the world's most important productive force!"

"The dog food we eat, the dog houses we live in, the medicine that can clear fleas from our bodies, and the various medicines that allow our dogs and cats to live past ten years old are all produced and manufactured by humans! Without humans, returning to the roadside, we wouldn't even live to the third year!"

"Without humans, let alone braised chicken legs, we would still be eating hairy chicken butts now!"

Lord Fuli raised his hand to pat the table, looked around at all the pets present, and asked loudly:

"So I say, our happy life as dogs and cats needs to be built on humans. Is there any mistake in this consensus? Now, you answer!"

Lord Fuli raised his hand, grabbed the microphone on the table, swept it toward the audience, and when he scanned a small pet that seemed to have experience as a family pet, he directly shoved the microphone to the Border Collie's mouth.

"Awoo!"

Before the speech, Lord Fuli had specifically spoken to let the little pets come forward. Although the little ones in the first row were not as intelligent as spirit beasts, because of the blessing of Abai's wolf pack characteristics, their intelligence and spirituality rose by a large margin out of thin air, and they could barely understand the meaning of the words Lord Fuli had just said.

The merle Border Collie hesitated for a moment, but it finally shouted loudly that what Lord Fuli said was too right!

It had forcibly run out of the pet hospital to avoid being fixed.

Before, at home, it ate high-end food, and every few days there were beef cubes to eat.

There was never a shortage of teething snacks.

And after wandering the streets, let alone those daily teething leisure beef bones, it was almost treated as a teething stick by the Rottweiler in the neighboring community.

"Woof—"

"Woof woof—"

"Meow meow meow!"

The merle Border Collie's memoir aroused the resonance of a considerable number of dogs and cats, and suddenly the crowd was surging.

"Very good! Since we have a consensus and have initially reached consistency in our goals, then let me tell you why you need to sell cuteness, sell misery, and sell sexiness!"

"Because... banknotes!"

"After having banknotes, we can buy everything humans produce!"

"We have thousands of brothers, distributed in different areas of Jiule City. You earn ten cents, I earn twenty cents, and he earns three yuan. The individual amount is small, but as long as we all combine it, we can contract the cafeteria!"

"Tell me! Do you want to eat four dishes and one soup! Do you want to eat freshly cut fruit after meals and take a nap!"

"Woof woof woof!"

"Since you want to, then follow Lord Fuli and learn well how to bewilder wild humans!"

"Watch the video!"

Lord Fuli shouted in ying-language, raised his hand, pointed at the screen and said: "Cats, watch carefully, put away your curiosity and bitchiness, and twist your butts!"

On the video: "This year... just turned eighteen."

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Lord Fuli began targeted training.

Letting the cats put away their curiosity and itchy hands.

Letting the dogs temporarily abandon territorial prejudices.

Don't talk about those useless things, you don't even know where to find your next meal now, why bother with that? No matter how big your territory is, is it bigger than mine, Lord Fuli's?

Make money, make money, make money!

Make money to contract the cafeteria, rent a large dormitory, then rent a bus to pick you up and drop you off at work, and then build a large manor!

In the future, when going out, implement the three-three system.

One big dog, bringing one small dog and one small cat.

The big dog is responsible for selling misery, and the small dog and small cat are responsible for selling cuteness and sexiness to ambush human wallets.

Occasionally do some human things to cheat some favorability.

Lord Fuli organized the little ones to sit in the parking lot to watch short videos, conducted targeted dismantling of the cuteness-selling elements of the pets in the videos, and analyzed why humans would like this.

Abai listened carefully, and Jin Maoshi was thoughtful.

The monkey troop and the maids held up cameras to record the heroic posture of Lord Fuli who was giving the speech.

An Sheng organized the stray animals to hold a meeting with the only purpose of solving their food problem.

With the growth of the team, relying solely on robbing tax-free Da Fei was too inefficient.

Moreover, Abai needed them, and An Sheng also had to rely on them to monitor Jiule City to see where there were bitchy spirit beasts.

In a certain sense, they could be considered meritorious officials.

An Sheng educated them well; if they wanted to stay here in the future, they could stay, and he would use their money to build special facilities for them to use, letting them have a home.

From this moment on, although they didn't have certificates, they had a home that could shelter them from the wind and rain.

If they didn't want to shed blood and sacrifice outside, they could also rely on good family style to find a good family to go ashore, belonging to the type that is single-minded and not blocked at both ends after re-education.

"Phew... after a few more days of training, you can go directly to the street to sell sexiness. Abai, come over and help distribute the collars, my mouth is a bit dry from talking."

In the late night of midsummer, nearly two hours of speech were enough to tire An Sheng out.

As soon as today's lesson ended, An Sheng sat directly on the edge of the stage, gave an instruction to Abai, and then looked at Lin Bingyun to ask for a bottle of iced cola to moisten his throat.

"Tsk tsk tsk... a very wonderful speech! You almost scared Grandma to death just now. I thought the little guy was prepared to shout 'Are kings and nobles born with high status?', kill a Hedgehog Grandma first to liven things up, and then go to conquer the city."

A charming and enchanting female voice, with a coquettish feeling that could make a male's bones go numb, sounded at the edge of the stage. Lin Hao carried a cutting board and brought the Golden-Edged Hedgehog over.

"Are you drunk? What kind of nonsense are you talking about?" An Sheng couldn't help but roll his eyes when he heard the Golden-Edged Hedgehog's teasing and said: "They are already miserable enough. I just want them to be able to live more comfortably, let them also be able to obtain a position in human society, rather than being a disaster phenomenon that is met with hostility."

Stray animals.

Whether it's cats or dogs, their position in human society is a kind of disaster!

They bring fleas into residential areas, and fleas spread a large number of diseases.

Dogs in groups will destroy public property and even attack people.

And cats will destroy the ecology. In human cities, besides humans, there are a large number of wild animals, and a considerable portion of these are protected animals.

Cats are famous for being bitchy; even if they don't eat, they will scratch people twice.

They are beasts, you cannot demand anything from them, and if you kill them all, it will arouse public outcry.

"Relying on pets to start an uprising? Am I crazy? I'm going to turn on the air conditioning to 23 degrees when I get home later, and then open the refrigerator to take out a can of iced cola to drink. Without humans, I'm afraid I'd have to rely on love to generate electricity, right?"

An Sheng began to complain about the Golden-Edged Hedgehog's teasing.

And while they were talking here.

On Abai's side, they began to distribute collars. He was responsible for the distribution of QR code collars for the dogs, and Jin Maoshi was responsible for the distribution of all cat collars. The maids brought by Lin Bingyun and the lackeys of Hai Linglong were all helping.

And just when the collars were distributed.

In An Sheng's mind, two rays of light suddenly flashed on the wish list.

Two wishes were completed, waiting for him to receive them.

"Ang?" An Sheng's expression was stunned. How did the wish list suddenly light up? He didn't do anything, did he?

(End of chapter)