Chapter 286: Leave of Absence, Caught in a Bind

Leave of Absence, Caught in a Bind.

Leave of Absence, Caught in a Bind.

...Forced to take a day off.

This leave is due to personal reasons; although I’d rather not say why, I’m worried about misunderstandings.

It’s just

Yesterday, I bought two pieces of cod at the supermarket, and after eating them, I thought they were quite good.

The only problem was, that stuff wasn’t cod.

It was oilfish.

You only find out what it really is after you’ve eaten it.

I urge all readers, even if you see cod in a proper supermarket, never trust it.

Otherwise

You really will leak oil from your ass.

By the way, with this much oil, won’t the mold just grow straight onto my butt?

Enough said—I’m going back to sit on the toilet.

(End of Chapter)