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Chapter 36

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"Snort~ snort—"

The large wild boar's miserable howling echoed in the forest, and it stumbled and fell at the foot of the downhill path, completely rolling its eyes and looking like a dead pig.

【Wish for wild boar proliferation fulfilled: The overlord-level fox, with muscles bulging all over his body, used his brute force to prove to the general public that the ranking on the national protected animal list is by no means listed according to the degree of endangerment.】

【You ended the wild boar overlord's dream with one punch, invisibly saving the people and hunters of Zhangxizhen.】

【Wish Power +3】

After the large wild boar resembling a mammoth fell to the ground, several lines of text information gradually appeared in An Sheng's mind.

After seeing the information, the expression on the little fox's face was completely stunned, and he even involuntarily lowered the hand that was covering his little bells and scratched his head.

For the first time since the beginning of time, An Sheng saw a +3 number on the wish power value.

In the past, the increase in wish power value was always +1+1; this was the first time An Sheng had seen such a generous +3.

However, judging from the few words that appeared on the MVP settlement interface.

If An Sheng hadn't intervened, that giant wild boar resembling a mammoth might have brought a not-so-small disaster to the people and hunter squads of Zhangxizhen.

An Sheng could easily handle the large wild boar, but that didn't mean others could easily handle it.

Once the hunters failed to capture and kill it on the mountain and instead angered the large wild boar, letting it break into the residential area of Zhangxizhen, the consequences would be unimaginably miserable.

The red brick walls of ordinary self-built houses couldn't withstand the trampling of that wild boar that grew up eating hormones.

"So... am I this awesome?" After An Sheng figured out the abnormality of the wish power points, he was immediately happy; he never expected that going up the mountain to seek revenge would allow him to be a hero in Zhangxizhen.

"Old Chen, Old Chen! You must pay attention to the dosage of plant growth hormones in the management of the tea garden in the future; don't be so heavy-handed with the medicine..."

"Look, the wild boars mutated after eating it." An Sheng ran onto the wild boar, curiously plucked a tuft of blue hair from the top of the boar's head, and took a look.

"The head isn't pointed, so it shouldn't be that they used steroids or growth hormones or anything like that, right?"

After An Sheng studied it for a while, he didn't find anything on the mutated large wild boar.

But An Sheng still slightly expressed his approval of the large wild boar's combat power.

Even he, a dignified two-tailed fox, was pushed back more than half a meter by it.

"Old Chen, why are you still playing with your phone? Why don't you call the villagers and tell them to divide the pork at the ancestral hall?"

An Sheng found a rope for binding crops from the foot of the mountain, tied all four limbs of the wild boar together, and after ensuring it could no longer charge like cavalry or hurt anyone, he said to Old Chen.

Wild boar meat actually doesn't taste very good.

Because it hadn't been castrated, most of the meat tasted extremely gamey, and only the small wild boars tasted fresh and sweet, and the texture was very springy.

The reason An Sheng suggested Old Chen divide the pork was very simple.

Whether it tastes good is one thing; now, dozens of tea trees in Shou Gou Jian have died, and several irrigation pipes have also been damaged by the wild boar's charge.

Although it's not troublesome to repair, it's not reasonable not to give the tea farmers some consolation.

"Ah? Lord Fuli, what do you want to say?" Old Chen, who had called the Forestry Bureau, looked at Lord Fuli, who was whimpering at him, with a look of confusion.

An Sheng had a dark expression; in his heart, he felt more and more that Yu Xueqing was simply a treasure given to him by heaven.

An Sheng took Old Chen's phone and wrote two lines on it.

【What are you stunned for? Hurry up and call the villagers of Zhangxizhen to come and help, fork the wild boar to the ancestral hall to divide the pork!】

【By the way, offer condolences to the tea farmers who suffered financial losses. I won't carry the wild boar for you.】

An Sheng handed the phone to Old Chen.

After reading it, Old Chen showed a look of embarrassment and said: "... Lord Fuli, the times are different from before; you might have been out of society for too long and don't know the laws of our current society."

"Wild boars cannot be eaten now; if crops are ravaged by a proliferation of wild beasts, causing financial losses, everything needs to be reported to the Forestry Bureau. After the Forestry Bureau finishes dealing with the beasts that have proliferated into a disaster, they will be uniformly recycled and concentrated in a landfill for harmless treatment."

"Afterward, the affected villagers will count their losses, and after verification by the Forestry Bureau, it will be reported to the Finance Bureau, and then subsidies will be uniformly issued to the affected villagers."

"Eating it... let's forget it; we have to use it to exchange for money."

If it were a normal wild boar, eating it would be fine; as long as it was done secretly, Old Chen wouldn't say anything.

But the wild boar caught now clearly had physical deformities.

Old Chen didn't dare let the villagers eat this ghostly thing, lest they eat something wrong.

He would honestly follow the procedure and report the situation of this wild boar to the Forestry Bureau.

Whether they send it to the zoo or to the landfill for harmless treatment, Old Chen didn't care.

"Ying ying—"

After listening to what Old Chen said, An Sheng felt it made sense and agreed with his handling plan.

"Alright then! I'm going home to take a bath first." An Sheng nodded to Old Chen, retracted his tails, and happily moved his four limbs to walk home.

"Headache..."

"I don't know where that large wild boar came from." Old Chen watched An Sheng walk away, then looked at the wild boar that was completely unconscious, with its limbs tied with ropes and steel wires, feeling a bit helpless.

An Sheng could naturally go home to sleep.

But he couldn't leave now; he needed to wait for the people from the Forestry Bureau to come and drag this freakish thing away.

"Smoking a cigarette is like being an immortal..."

The night was deep, but it wasn't very cold in the mountains. Old Chen sat on the steps to guard the wild boar, and by the way, prepared to light a cigarette to take a break and suppress the shock he had received earlier.

However, Old Chen took out a pack of cigarettes and wanted to get a lighter, but found that the lighter was gone.

He was quite puzzled and searched his whole body.

But Old Chen didn't find the lighter; instead, he found a Mauser C96 submachine pistol fully loaded with bullets.

Old Chen's expression stiffened, and he hurriedly chased after An Sheng along the path he had left.

"Lord Fuli, don't do this! There's criminal law! This old man is only a few years away from getting his pension!"

"Once I go to jail, my pension will become a minimum living allowance!"

Old Chen hurriedly caught up with An Sheng, as if he were holding a lump of burning charcoal in his hand, and returned the Mauser pistol to An Sheng.

An Sheng said to let Old Chen keep it for self-defense, in case the wild boar came to gore his butt later.

But Old Chen refused no matter what.

……………

"Ying ying ying—"

An Sheng, in an excellent mood, returned to Zhangxizhen; the time had already reached past eleven o'clock at night.

An Sheng took Laifu and the sheepdog home and hurried back, preparing to let Aqing help him take a bath before she went to sleep.

After taking a bath, he would go call Lin Ying to eat, and then he could lie in the living room and scroll through his phone.

Just that.

When An Sheng returned home, in his mind, the wish list suddenly refreshed with a new wish.

【Xiao An, where are you! I'm so scared... why hasn't that damn Xiao An come back yet? — Yu Xueqing, who was lying in bed scrolling through videos of a fox acting coquettishly, accidentally saw four wriggling tentacles on the bedside table when she turned over.】

【Wish fulfilled: The cockroach is concerned about you.】

Seeing the wish refreshed in the wish list, An Sheng's expression changed wildly.

Cock... cockroach!

Damn it, Aqing, don't mess with me! I'm also afraid of those pitch-black bugs!

(End of chapter)

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