Chapter 37

"Damn it!"

Seeing the wish that had refreshed, An Sheng's pupils shook, and the entire fox stiffened in the courtyard.

Even his expression became anxious and uneasy.

Yu Xueqing's house had a cockroach infestation!

Ordinary cockroaches like the German cockroach or the American cockroach, An Sheng didn't fear them if they were in front of him.

But this was the Xia Dong region!

Wild cockroaches lived in sewage pipes, where there were food scraps, all kinds of grease, and even common human waste.

The common cockroaches here, besides the American cockroach, also had a terrifying cockroach commonly known as the "Flying Head Cockroach."

The scientific name of the Flying Head Cockroach is the smoky-brown cockroach; its whole body is covered in armor like a beetle, and its most fierce point is the black pectoral muscles covered in armor.

Because of the strong muscles on its chest and back, the smoky-brown cockroach flies extremely fast, and when it takes off, it is accompanied by a roaring sound of wings vibrating like a bomber passing by.

The smoky-brown cockroach's strategy for dealing with enemies is to take off and charge at the face.

Covered in the filth of sewage pipes, it charges at the face!

The people of the Xia Dong region, upon seeing the smoky-brown cockroach commonly known as the "Flying Head Cockroach," never had an unchanging expression.

The existence of the smoky-brown cockroach is simply similar to wrapping shit on a mop when fighting.

It is simply the modern Lu Bu, mowing down grass without equal.

"This house... I don't want it anymore!"

An Sheng thought it over carefully; although wish power is tempting, a little fox has things he will do and things he won't.

Acting coquettishly and being cute is a means to tame the poop-scooper.

This is the wisdom of a fox.

But acting coquettishly and pretending to be pitiful does not include facing the human incarnation of Nurgle's Great Demon head-on.

"Xiao An?"

Yu Xueqing, who had already evacuated from the bedroom, seemed to see the little fox stiffened in the courtyard, thinking of countermeasures.

Yu Xueqing's eyes lit up; she hurriedly ran from the living room to the outside of the courtyard, held the slightly dirty little fox in front of her, and said with a face full of joy:

"You came back just in time; let me help you take a bath, Xiao An, okay?"

"Ying—"

The little fox looked at Yu Xueqing with a dull expression.

"However, before taking a bath, you first help me go into the bedroom to beat..."

Before Yu Xueqing could finish speaking, An Sheng seemed to know what she wanted to say and hurriedly began to struggle.

You're farting! I didn't come back at the right time at all!

"Ying ying ying—"

"Xiao An, I know you are the best; there are twin-tailed spicy girls in my bedroom. You should like the two big sisters, Xiao An, go help me finish them off, okay?"

Yu Xueqing pushed the little fox toward the bedroom.

Walking and walking.

When they reached the hallway, the little fox pushed the bewildered Yu Xueqing to the bedroom door from behind.

An Sheng and Yu Xueqing stared at each other; neither the human nor the fox wanted to deal with the Flying Head Cockroach.

"I'll treat you to a late-night snack, okay?"

"Ying ying ying!"

After some arguing, the human and the fox reached a peace agreement not to harm each other.

The human and the fox closed the doors and windows of the house, got on the Wuling-brand "Chopped Pepper Fish Head," drove to the city, and went to a 24-hour convenience store to buy insecticide.

Yu Xueqing had a fierce expression and spent a huge sum of over a hundred yuan to buy five bottles of insecticide to keep at home.

Then, she bought some snacks and the iced cola that the little fox had been nagging about at the convenience store.

After driving back home, Yu Xueqing put on a mask and entered the house with a bottle of insecticide in each hand.

A moment later, Yu Xueqing returned to the courtyard outside the house with two completely empty bottles of insecticide.

Yu Xueqing washed her hands.

In the middle of the night at one o'clock, Yu Xueqing sat in the courtyard holding the fox, eating snacks, and scrolling through the tea-selling live streams on the TikTok platform.

Yu Xueqing gradually discovered that the later it got, the more "cool" the tea-selling streamers in the live broadcast rooms became.

The streamers who sold milk tea before were nothing compared to these streamers wearing thongs.

"Ying ying ying—"

An Sheng, lying in Yu Xueqing's arms, looked at the muscular man in triangular briefs in the live broadcast room and felt it was a bit spicy to the eyes, so he raised his hand and swiped on the screen.

The next live broadcast room was also selling goods, and also selling tea leaves.

"Wow—Xiao An, look quickly, a Sect Master powerhouse!"

Yu Xueqing looked at the streamer with 1.8-meter-long legs in the live broadcast room and exclaimed; that pair of beautiful legs would frequently cause spatial fluctuations when taking steps.

"Don't worry about whether it's distorted or not, I love watching it." An Sheng was happy and complained about the live broadcast screen with Yu Xueqing.

Around two o'clock in the morning, after ensuring that the cockroaches in the house were definitely all dead, Yu Xueqing, who was already extremely sleepy, turned on the air conditioner in the living room, rinsed her mouth, and fell asleep directly on the sofa.

The bedroom was temporarily unusable.

After waking up tomorrow, she would put the things in the bedroom, along with the fox, into the washing machine and wash them once.

While entering dreamland, Yu Xueqing mumbled while holding the fox in her arms.

After Yu Xueqing fell asleep, the little fox in her arms crawled forward sneakily, broke free from the restraint of her arms, and looked at Yu Xueqing, who was sleeping like a pig, with a dark expression.

"What about helping me take a bath? You slob actually chose to sleep in the living room!"

The little fox whimpered twice and went all-in on his body with all the wish power he had earned today.

Pouring a glass of water for the drunk chicken-bug, wish power +1.

The young man in Zhangxizhen, without An Sheng's help, smuggled himself into America, successfully "graduated" from his ordeal, and thanked Lord Fuli, wish power +1.

Another one was getting rid of the wild boar in Shou Gou Jian that grew up eating plant growth hormones, wish power +3.

An Sheng earned 5 points of wish power today.

Counting the previous 31 points of wish power, An Sheng had already invested 36 points of wish power into his fox body.

From now on, when An Sheng crosses the road, apart from needing to be vigilant about overloaded engineering vehicles and "hundred-ton kings," he no longer needs to look left and right when crossing the road.

After going all-in on wish power and feeling great, he had a blast.

An Sheng ran out of the house, went to Lin Ying's house to call her to eat a late-night snack together, and by the way, take a bath.

And on the other side, in the mountains of Shou Gou Jian, Old Chen looked at the comrades from the Forestry Bureau with a bewildered expression.

Old Chen hid the existence of Lord Fuli and reported the Shou Gou Jian matter to the Forestry Bureau after taking pictures.

He just said that the wild boar had stolen the tea farmers' fertilizer and then hit its head and fainted on the mountain steps, asking the Forestry Bureau comrades to come over and drag the fierce wild boar away.

Up to this point, Old Chen thought that he only needed to wait for the Forestry Bureau comrades to take over, and he could go home, take a bath, and sleep, and tomorrow he would go to notify the village cadres that the wild boar infestation in Shou Gou Jian had been eliminated.

However.

What Old Chen waited for was not the few veterinarian comrades with anesthetics he expected, driving a wobbly pickup truck to drag the wild boar away.

In front of Old Chen was a helicopter and a huge steel cage hanging at the bottom of the helicopter.

A group of people descended from the helicopter and hurriedly ran to the freakish wild boar to inject it with medicine.

"Old Chen! We've made a fortune!"

The comrade from the Forestry Bureau smiled and said to Old Chen:

"Based on our experience, the wild boar captured here in Shou Gou Jian can apply for a world record!"

"The previously heaviest wild boar in the world was found in the Siberian region, weighing 1,500 jin!"

"And this one from our Shou Gou Jian, no matter how you look at it, its weight won't be lower than 1,500 jin!"

"Awesome! We can apply for a world record!"

Lin Tongfu was full of joy, chattering on and on, introducing wild boar knowledge to Old Chen, looking very happy.

However, in his words, it also seemed as if he were giving Old Chen some psychological hints.

It left Old Chen completely bewildered, but Old Chen didn't forget to ask:

"What about the compensation for the damaged crops?"

"Report it immediately when we go back; if the wild boar from our place really makes it to the world record, we can also apply for a bonus for you guys..."

Old Chen: "???"

Bonus? What bonus?

Isn't the wild boar a fierce beast that ravages crops?

(End of chapter)