Chapter 74: Eating the big banquet

"Come! Bring the unfilial descendants: Chen Zhi, Chen Liang, and Chen Nianshao up here!"

With Old Chen's loud shout, Yu Yu Xueqing stuffed a phone into An Sheng's hand, full of apologies, slightly raising her hand to indicate that she really had no hands left.

She was holding two phones, one in each hand, and really couldn't control a third phone.

"Ying."

An Sheng sighed, took the Apple phone handed over by Yu Yu Xueqing, and then opened the 4K 120fps video recording mode with a face full of excitement.

Heh... 4K high-definition 120fps dark history, you guys will have something to show off when you grow up!

And hurry up and say, thank you Lord Lord Fuli!

The little fox let out a burst of pleasant whimpers, holding the phone with the camera mode adjusted, facing the patio courtyard.

And in the patio courtyard, the parents of Chen Zhi, Chen Liang, and Chen Nianshao showed embarrassed expressions, carrying their own mischievous children to the center of the patio courtyard, facing the Chen family ancestral hall.

"Read!"

Old Chen slightly eased the seriousness on his face and looked at the three bear children.

"Okay, Village Chief..."

Chen Zhi, Chen Liang, and Chen Nianshao, all under the eyes of their parents that seemed to want to eat people, lined up, facing the Chen family ancestral hall, and began to recite the "Self-Accusation Edict."

"Unfilial descendants Chen Zhi, Chen Liang, Chen Nianshao."

"Sorry to the ancestors of the Chen family, we shouldn't have stolen the grandfathers' ID numbers to solve the game anti-addiction, and we shouldn't have used the grandfathers' ID numbers to spout foul language in 'Peace Elite,' 'Honor,' 'Dark Zone,' and 'Minecraft'..."

"Hmm?" Old Chen's eyebrows stood up.

The three bear children were startled and vaguely promised the grandfathers:

"We are sorry to the grandfathers; using the grandfathers' ID numbers in 'Honor' only reached the Silver rank, in 'Peace Elite' only Gold, in 'Dark Zone' only Vanguard, and we couldn't win against the opposite side even after spending money, losing face for the grandfathers..."

"Hmph!" Old Chen's face eased slightly.

"I, Chen Zhi."

"I, Chen Liang."

"I, Chen Nianshao."

"On July 23, 2024, we apologize to the ancestors of the Chen family in the ancestral hall. We swear here: I, Chen Zhi, he, Chen Liang, he, Chen Nianshao, one will go to Tsinghua, one to Peking University, one to the National Defense University, three flowers of military, politics, and business!"

"To bring honor to our ancestors and wash away the shame," Chen Zhi, Chen Liang, and Chen Nianshao said, their faces full of sorrow:

"If there is an accident, we swear that from now on, we will never eat the banquet in the ancestral hall again; if there is cleaning, we will do it first, if the spider webs on the beams need cleaning, we will go up, if there is night watch, we will come to guard!"

"Please supervise our oath, all the elders, fellow villagers, and partners present."

The three bear children, reading to the end, couldn't hide the sorrow on their cheeks, and they were almost about to cry.

What Tsinghua, Peking University, National Defense University, these bear children didn't understand, but the oath clearly stated that if they couldn't get into those universities.

In the future, they wouldn't have a share in eating the banquet in the ancestral hall, and they would have to be the vanguard for cleaning.

The bear children were full of sorrow and returned to their original places under the escort of their parents, preparing to go eat the banquet later.

"Seeing Aqing, do you know how to get the audio off the video? I'm prepared to play it in the village broadcast room for the next few days."

After the bear children finished reciting the "Self-Accusation Edict," Old Chen looked at the video sent by Yu Yu Xueqing, his face full of contemplation as he asked Yu Yu Xueqing.

"Video editing? Uh... I'll ask." Yu Yu Xueqing sent a message to her roommate group, to Tang You, who called herself the "Cyber Cyber Tiankehan" and was the best at playing with computers.

Tang You: 【OK!】

Tang You: 【Taobao link.】

Tang You: 【Send the video over, twenty yuan, three hours to twenty-four hours to get the video. Includes video editing and three modifications.】

Yu Yu Xueqing was stunned and forwarded the Taobao link on WeChat to Village Chief Chen.

Old Chen saw the link and felt a headache, took out his phone and transferred a 200 yuan red envelope to Yu Yu Xueqing:

"No, no, no, Uncle gets a headache seeing these; now the internet is very developed, and people who can't be seen from thousands of miles away can make Uncle's brain hurt."

"Seeing Aqing, you do me a favor, and Uncle will invite you all to drink tea at the tea house another day."

Old Chen knew the Taobao link and had even struggled with it for a long time, jumping back and forth, and those shop customer service people didn't speak like humans.

Old Chen wanted to buy clothes for his grandson and wanted to ask the shopkeeper how to choose the size, but the customer service would only say one sentence back and forth.

Old Chen now gets a headache when he sees the link.

"This..."

Looking at the 200 yuan earned, and Village Chief Chen who ran away like his butt was on fire, Yu Yu Xueqing was full of confusion, then turned to look at the little fox on the table:

"Xiao An... did I seem to get a meal? And it was two bowls of rice at once?"

"Ying ying ying~"

An Sheng shrugged, not having any thoughts about Old Chen's "drinking tea when you have time."

"Go! Let's go eat the banquet!"

Yu Yu Xueqing accepted the red envelope, hugged her cute little fox, walked out of the ancestral hall, and prepared to eat the banquet.

Because of Old Chen's introduction, An Sheng was now considered a member of their Changxi Town.

At the children's table, a seat was left for him.

Yu Yu Xueqing was also sitting at the children's table.

As soon as the banquet started, the chef in the back kitchen served a bowl of shark fin soup per person to open the appetite.

An Sheng sat next to Yu Yu Xueqing, and there was a bowl of shark fin soup on the table in front of him as well.

It was just that, because of the height difference, if An Sheng lay on the table to eat, he might knock over the stew pot.

Jiule City is close to the coast, so the banquet is basically based on local seafood, supplemented by lobster and some imported seafood like abalone.

An Sheng, who had something to watch but was not convenient to eat, thought for a while, then whimpered, and rested his head on Yu Yu Xueqing's right arm.

Her arm suddenly sank, and Yu Yu Xueqing's arm holding the spoon was restricted.

"Hmm? Xiao An, why aren't you eating?"

Yu Yu Xueqing looked at the little fox with his little head pressed against her arm with doubt.

"Ying ying ying."

'Ying ying ying~ Master, I don't know how to use chopsticks and can't eat the food, that fish, whoosh, flew past us and was eaten by someone else...'

'Ying ying ying—fish can fly, they are bad.'

An Sheng complained weakly, not very convenient to eat with his butt stuck up in public.

And An Sheng's complaint, after machine translation in Yu Yu Xueqing's mind, suddenly turned into coquettish words of grievance, almost stimulating Yu Yu Xueqing's maternal instinct.

"Xiao An is so miserable..."

Yu Yu Xueqing looked at the little fox with pity, hugged the little fox who had his head pressed against her arm into her arms, reached out to take another set of bowls and chopsticks, and used public chopsticks to put the food into the bowl.

Yu Yu Xueqing pulled over a chair from the side, let the little fox sit on her lap, and gorged himself under the sunshade.

Today, because the weather was relatively hot, although there was a sunshade to block the sun, ice cubes and fans were also placed to blow cool air into the venue.

But Yu Yu Xueqing's appetite was not good; she just simply ate two jin of meat, two bowls of rice, and some desserts and two bowls of soup.

Her appetite combat power was not even three-fifths of her peak period.

An Sheng was holding a cheese-baked lobster and gnawing on it.

He sucked a dozen fresh abalones, two jin of sea shrimp, and even sucked out half a jin of flower snail meat with a toothpick amidst a burst of praise and exclamation.

The ancestral hall banquet was eaten until almost two o'clock before it dispersed because of the hot weather.

"Hehehe."

Yu Yu Xueqing smiled, pinched the little fox who had eaten until his belly was round, and said: "Come and kiss me!"

Yu Yu Xueqing held the little fox high, kissed him twice, and went home with her parents.

And on the way home, An Sheng poked his head out and looked toward Lin Ying's house.

In the parking lot, two business cars were parked, completely identical except for the license plate number.

"Sister Lin Fu is only back now?"

"I don't know what happened after beating down those two crocodiles yesterday."

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 75 =====