Chapter 75: Foxes are very lonely
"Ying ying ying—"
After eating the bear children's banquet in the ancestral hall, An Sheng returned to his home and, together with Yu Yu Xueqing, curled up on the sofa to brush short videos on the Note platform.
It was just that.
In his spare time, An Sheng would occasionally cast a vigilant gaze toward Yu Yu Zhenghong.
Yu Yu Zhenghong looked at his daughter and the fox with a face full of words he wanted to say but didn't.
That face seemed to be written with: My precious daughter, borrow the fox for your father to use! Our family's villa and luxury car next year depend on him!
Whenever Yu Yu Zhenghong wanted to get closer, An Sheng would appropriately raise his little fox claw and strike a heavy punch pose.
"Still looking! We should go back to open the shop!" Chen Chen Peipei came out of the kitchen, wiped the water off her hands, saw her husband's angry expression, and rolled her eyes at him:
"You've always said you've been burning incense for so many years, Lord Lord Fuli isn't willing to work, and you catch him back, and he still blesses your business?"
"It's a ghost that it's spiritual for a good fox to run to the tea house to be an ox or horse!"
"Go, go, go!"
Chen Chen Peipei carried Yu Yu Zhenghong and walked out.
On the way, Yu Yu Zhenghong was muttering some hard-to-understand words, like "You don't understand," "You can't treat nursery rhymes as metaphysics," "You engage in feudal superstition."
"Whether the fox is spiritual or not, how do you know if you don't try," "Four thousand yuan of pure profit every day..."
To this, Chen Chen Peipei pushed her money-grubbing husband directly onto the pickup truck.
Didn't you see Lord Lord Fuli's expression of guarding against you more than guarding against a thief?
If you go to bother the fox again, it's hard to say whether Lord Lord Fuli will open an altar to perform rituals and summon a heavenly thunder to strike you.
But biting you and making you go get five rabies shots absolutely belongs to the iron-clad fact.
"Between anger and being a coward, Seeing Aqing's old man chose to be angry and a coward."
An Sheng, who was at the door with Yu Yu Xueqing watching the old pickup truck gradually move away, looked at it with a teasing expression.
Occasionally helping out at the tea house, An Sheng didn't have any opinion on this.
After all, earning money can improve life; although the old man likes to be god-like and ghostly, he is also truly generous.
Last time he helped earn over four thousand, Yu Yu Zhenghong could take out almost two thousand to treat people to dinner, and afterward, he even ordered three incense sticks worth almost one thousand for him.
But if he had to help every day...
An Sheng felt that he should be able to take a broom and dustpan and sweep the old man out directly.
I was a tea seller in my previous life; now that I don't even have a human form, I'm still farming and selling tea. What am I doing this for?
"Xiao An, do you want to poop together later?" Yu Yu Xueqing said with a smile:
"Just now Auntie Qiu Lingling asked if you want to go to the Youth Palace to run in the mountains and poop with Abai."
Hearing Yu Yu Xueqing speak, An Sheng felt a tremor all over his body and showed a look of comfort.
Yu Yu Xueqing's Mandarin was quite standard, but people in the Xia Dong region all had a language BUG.
When they said reduplicated words, no matter what tone the first word had, they would all read it in the third tone.
The three reduplicated words "just now," "Qiu Lingling," and "Auntie" came out of Seeing Aqing's mouth; although they were just normal words, combined with the Xia Dong language BUG, it would produce a sweet girl sound like a Baodao girl.
"Seeing Aqing, don't be like this, it's scary." An Sheng's ears softened and then returned to normal, raising his hand and patting Yu Yu Xueqing's cheek:
"Coquetry is useless; you have to live stream tonight to earn our food money. Be good, let's not play with things and lose our ambition."
Thirty-six-degree weather.
Running in the mountains, pooping wild poop?
I'm afraid that before the poop came out, the moisture would be evaporated by the high temperature on the ground, blocking it in my butt!
Not going, not going, I want to stay at home and turn on the air conditioner, brush the cyber flesh Bodhisattva on the Note platform, and go cheat the group friends.
However.
The righteous words in the little fox's mouth, after machine translation and deciphering in Yu Yu Xueqing's mind, suddenly changed.
'Ying ying ying~ Fox Fox listens to the master, but the master takes Fox Fox out to hunt, and has to face the live streaming demon king alone at night, will it be very hard?'
'Fox Fox won't go, Fox Fox will just stay at home, Fox Fox is still small and can't help with hunting.'
"Wow—Xiao An is so thoughtful!"
"Sure enough, no dog food is wasted."
Yu Yu Xueqing listened to the machine translation and was very comforted, gnawing on the little fox's face for a while.
The little fox slowly put out a question mark.
The matter of going out to run in the mountains was settled.
However, it wasn't going right now, but waiting until around four o'clock in the afternoon.
The sun was very poisonous at two o'clock, and unless there was something urgent, no one wanted to go out.
Yu Yu Xueqing returned to the house, opened WeChat to share the lively scene of Changxi Town with her little sisters.
Then, Yu Yu Xueqing, as if she were a thief, looked around the house and opened the shopping platform, preparing to hand over the ancestral hall video to professionals for processing.
The reason Yu Yu Xueqing was like a thief when opening the shopping platform.
Actually, it had a certain degree of relationship with An Sheng.
Not long after Yu Yu Xueqing adopted the fox, she happened to have some spare money, so she thought about buying a set of fox cosplay clothes to take a set of "mother-son heart-to-heart" photos with her little fox.
It was just that when Yu Yu Xueqing entered the keyword "fox cosplay clothes" into the shopping platform.
Seeing Aqing's shopping platform went completely crazy.
All kinds of erotic clothing were pushed to Yu Yu Xueqing's shopping platform homepage.
Moreover, those fox cosplay clothes were not decent either.
Yu Yu Xueqing took one look, and her face turned red, as if she had opened the door to some new world.
"Ying ying ying—"
An Sheng was originally sitting on the sofa, but Yu Yu Xueqing put him on the ground when she opened the shopping platform.
An Sheng thought for a while, greeted Yu Yu Xueqing, and prepared to go out.
"Looking for Laifu again? Remember to come back early!" Yu Yu Xueqing heard the little fox's words, nodded, and agreed to her little fox very understandingly.
A little fox living in the city.
Is actually very lonely.
Seeing Aqing, not long ago, hadn't taken over the live streaming business, so she often had to run to the tea mountains.
The little fox was often alone at home.
Yu Yu Xueqing thought for a while and prepared to raise a little partner for her fox.
But when she searched on Baidu, she suddenly discovered a very serious problem.
Common flowers, birds, fish, insects, and reptiles were basically on the little fox's menu, and pets not on the little fox's menu were really difficult for the young lady's financial ability.
Fox friends with dog friends is actually quite good.
She was familiar with Laifu and could ask Laifu to give her fox some care so that he wouldn't be bullied by dogs.
Yu Yu Xueqing was at home, shopping on the platform, editing the video for the village chief, and secretly entered information related to fox cosplay in the search page.
It was just that when entering "fox cosplay," Yu Yu Xueqing added a qualifying word in front: 【Ancient Costume】.
Although Seeing Aqing was an adult, she was still very embarrassed about some strange things.
And the little fox had already climbed over the wall, shaking his big tail, and headed toward Lin Ying's house.
"Ying ying ying."
So, what happened to those two crocodiles?
Sister Lin Fu, come and satisfy my curiosity!
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