Chapter 294: A Drop of Ink

It was as if he had received some kind of hint. Shi Duoduo twitched, his face distorted, and the two chrysanthemum petals that had been clenched for a long time suddenly loosened.

Pfft, pfft.

A wave of heavy-duty bombs sprayed out from his cramping intestines, unstoppable.

He filled his pants.

The strong stench of poop instantly spread in the exam hall, making people want to vomit.

The first to be affected was the bailiff who was standing closest. The bailiff jumped far away, covered his nose, and said with disgust: "What's wrong with you? This is too uncivilized! Could you die if you waited for me to lead you to the toilet before pooping?"

Whether he could die, Shi Duoduo didn't know; he only knew that he wanted to hit his head against something right now.

Heavens!

Earth!

Confucius, the Sage!!

What kind of sin had he committed? How did things turn out like this??

"Sorry, sorry, I, I..."

Shi Duoduo wanted to explain urgently, but could such a thing as pooping in one's pants in public be explained clearly?

It would only get darker the more he described it.

For a time, the expression on his face changed back and forth—blue, yellow, red, white—it was even more exciting than what was in his pants.

What was exciting wasn't just Shi Duoduo's face, but also the face of Duan Xiu in the next stall.

Looking at the drop of ink that had appeared on the exam paper, Duan Xiu's expression was extremely gloomy, and he almost snapped the brush in his hand.

Damn Shi Duoduo!

Why did he have to suddenly make a disgusting noise when he was focused, causing his hand to shake.

Although this drop of ink wouldn't affect the level of the article, he was aiming for the Prefectural Top Scholar title. How could the paper of a Prefectural Top Scholar have a stain?

Even if it was just a little bit.

Duan Xiu closed his eyes, trying hard to collect his thoughts.

It was too late for anger; he could only bite the bullet and continue writing. Fortunately, he was extremely satisfied with these two articles. The flaws didn't hide the virtues; such brilliant articles, he thought, should be able to make the reader ignore that inconspicuous drop of ink.

Compared to Duan Xiu, Jiang Zhan on the other side wasn't affected at all.

He had already thought of a way to break the topic, and his thoughts were flowing, immersed in his own world, completely unaware of anything else.

Plus, he had eaten the Taste-Loss Pill given by Du Ruo before coming, so no matter how strong the stench of poop was in the next stall, he couldn't smell anything at all.

The other candidates nearby were miserable.

It was too smelly!

They held their breath one by one, their faces turning purple and red, but they didn't dare to make any sound.

They could only look up at the invigilator's platform in front, hoping the chief examiner could deal with this stench as soon as possible, otherwise, they really wouldn't be able to continue writing.

The bailiff had already run over to report this outrageous matter to Su Qingyao.

Su Qingyao's face was like a burnt meat patty, dark and scary.

Outrageous!

He had been a chief examiner for so many years, and this was the first time he had encountered a candidate pooping in his pants in public.

It was simply an insult to the eyes of the sages, bad luck!

Su Qingyao walked toward Shi Duoduo's exam stall with a straight face.

Gongsun Ang hurriedly followed.

"Someone, fork him out for me." Su Qingyao pointed at Shi Duoduo, signaling the bailiffs on the side.

Two bailiffs responded and immediately stepped forward to drag the person away.

Shi Duoduo didn't care about the stickiness in his pants, hurriedly knelt down, and begged: "Master, the student didn't mean it. The student had unbearable abdominal pain and really couldn't hold it..."

As he said this, he suddenly thought of something and raised his head abruptly. "It, it's the food that's the problem!"

(Sorry, I've had some things at home recently. I've been too busy to write. I'll make up for it with three chapters tomorrow.) ===== CHAPTER 295 =====