Chapter 1004

Those who understood Xu Que's past style of conduct felt almost nothing at all about this poisonous oath of his!

But the people from the three great academies were so shocked that they gasped repeatedly, their faces full of astonishment and terror!

Is this guy's head really that hard? He actually dares to swear such a poisonous oath?

You have to know, cultivators generally don't swear poisonous oaths!

After all, these poisonous oaths really do come true, and being struck by lightning or having one's head shattered by five bolts of lightning are already extremely vicious oaths; heavenly tribulations usually come one after another, but having one's head shattered by five bolts of lightning means five bolts descending at once—even in the Immortal Cultivation World, no one really dares to swear that!

They have really seen too many Half-Immortal Stage or even Human Immortal Stage cultivators die under heavenly tribulations, let alone having their heads shattered by five bolts of lightning now!

"It seems this guy is truly afraid of that person in the tomb, so he's worried we might really die under the siege of the Saint Golden Armored Bees!"

"Haha, then what are we waiting for?"

Immediately, an academy teacher swept his gaze across and looked at several male disciples.

This kind of eye signal didn't need to be spoken out loud; the several male disciples immediately didn't say a word, directly stripped off their clothes, and smeared the body wash all over their bodies!

"Dizzy, this stuff needs to be used with water; after getting it wet, scrub your body hard, and finally rinse it off with water!" Xu Que shouted, providing on-site guidance.

Those few male disciples didn't doubt him either; although their True Essence was obstructed, casting a little ordinary Water Element technique was still no problem!

After the few of them produced several water orbs, they drenched their whole bodies, scrubbed the body wash into a lather, and then rinsed it off with clean water!

Throughout the entire process, everyone present stared intently!

After the few male disciples finished rinsing with clean water, they immediately brought their arms to their faces, sniffed slightly, and said with pleasant surprise: "Reporting to the teacher, it really can dispel that kind of smell from before; I feel like I can't smell it anymore!"

"Oh?" Upon hearing this, the teachers from the three great academies were immediately overjoyed, "Quick, bring the body wash!"

Suddenly, a male disciple frowned and said in surprise: "Eh, that's not right, why has it changed to a different fragrance? And... it seems to smell even better!"

"Yo, this big brother knows his stuff!" Xu Que stood outside the Trapping and Killing Array, his face full of pride as he said: "What I gave you is a specialty product exclusive to the Zha Tian Bang, the Zha Tian Bang's Ultimate Invincible Lavender-flavored Body Wash! After washing, it not only dispels dirt and odors, but also whitens, moisturizes, and hydrates the skin, and it comes with a natural lavender scent, allowing you to emit a natural floral fragrance anytime, anywhere!"

"Bang!"

In an instant, several academy teachers who were opening the body wash to pour onto themselves had their faces turn black on the spot, and they crushed the body wash in their hands!

Lavender scent? Natural floral fragrance?

Damn it, who the hell wants a floral fragrance?

So after all this trouble, you bastard scammed us out of six immortal artifacts and 110,000 spirit crystals, just to change us to a different scent?

"Bastard, you dare to toy with us?"

"Damn shameless scoundrel!"

"Audacious!"

The people from the three great academies were instantly enraged, shouting sternly one after another, wishing they could immediately rush out and tear Xu Que to pieces!

But now they still had no way to get out; the pile of Saint Golden Armored Bees outside, eyeing them covetously, had been completely attracted by the lavender scent and had become increasingly crazy and restless!

If everyone could read minds, they would certainly understand the inner thoughts of this group of Saint Golden Armored Bees, which would probably be: Damn it, having lived in the Buried Immortal Valley for so many years, this is actually the first time smelling this kind of floral fragrance; so stimulating!

"Eh, what's wrong with you all? I kindly helped you dispel the odor, and you're turning around to scold me?" Xu Que said with a confused face, acting dumb with real skill!

"Bastard thing, you still dare to open your eyes and tell lies here! You helped us wash away the smell of the floral water, but added other floral fragrances to us; this group of Saint Golden Armored Bees is even crazier now!" The people from the three great academies were all so angry that their faces became ferocious.

They had thought it was impossible to fall into the same pit twice, but now, not only did they fall, but damn it, they fell even harder than the previous time!

"Ah? So these Saint Golden Armored Bees were coming for the fragrance?" Only then did Xu Que pretend to be suddenly enlightened, his expression incomparably exaggerated: "My god, it was me who misunderstood; really, I always thought the Saint Golden Armored Bees were coming for your body odor and bad breath; I didn't expect it was the floral fragrance; oh my, a miscalculation, a miscalculation!"

Xu Que looked full of annoyance and self-reproach, and looked to the side: "Teacher Er Gou, Teacher Duan, did I make a mistake that was too outrageous?"

"Not outrageous, not outrageous!" Er Gou shook his head repeatedly.

"That's right, the so-called wise man will have a mistake in a thousand thoughts; Teacher Xu, you were just careless, no need to blame yourself like this!" Duan Jiude patted Xu Que's shoulder and comforted him earnestly.

"Sigh, no, this matter is my responsibility, I must take full responsibility!" Xu Que shook his head and sighed, acting the part perfectly!

Everyone present watched, dumbfounded, their eyeballs almost popping out.

If they hadn't understood this guy's style, they probably would have believed it to be true, thinking that this guy was really feeling self-reproach.

"Teacher Xu, it's okay, this matter is covered by this God Venerable for you!"

At this time, Er Gou suddenly straightened its chest, stepped out majestically, flipped its hand to take out a large bag of unknown black objects, and shouted loudly: "Fellow immortals, things have come to this, this God Venerable must recommend this Zha Tian Bang Stinky Tofu to you; only it can save you!"

Swish!

Sure enough, as soon as the stinky tofu appeared, the group of Saint Golden Armored Bees in the air all had a tendency to retreat, directly moving away from the direction of Xu Que and Er Gou, and circling to the other side!

This scene, seen by the cultivators of the several great forces of the Eastern Wasteland, left them all feeling astonished.

Besides enhancing Divine Soul power, this Zha Tian Bang Stinky Tofu actually has this kind of effect?

"Eh?"

In the Trapping and Killing Array, many immortal powerhouses also let out a sound of surprise, their gazes instantly becoming fervent again.

Things had reached this point, and they couldn't care less what use the stinky tofu had, but as long as it could restrain the Saint Golden Armored Bees, it was a good thing!

"Quick, give this thing to us!" Immediately, the people from the three great academies shouted.

Er Gou immediately waved its large hand and took back the whole bag of stinky tofu, a cheap smile rising on the corner of its mouth: "Hehe, not giving it!"

"What?" The people from the three great academies were instantly stunned.

"This God Venerable said, not giving it, just not giving it to you, how about that? Are you angry, are you angry? Just ask you, are you angry? Hahaha!" Er Gou said in a cheap voice, and even twisted its waist on the spot!

The people from the three great academies instantly turned purple in the face, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood from anger.

What kind of world is this?

What kind of damn world is this?

It's one thing for a Tribulation Stage Layer Five to bully us, but now even a dog is bullying us.

Are the ants of this low-grade cultivation world all so hard-headed now? Iron-headed kids?

"Ah!"

In an instant, bursts of roars suddenly rang out from the Trapping and Killing Array.

Several academy teachers looked at each other, seemingly having made some joint decision, and suddenly took out a sharp sword, cut their fingers, and blood immediately flowed out, dripping onto the ground, slowly flowing along the rune imprints on the altar!

The next moment, the runes on the altar instantly lit up!

"Eh, what is this for? Why does this old man have a bad premonition?" Duan Jiude said in astonishment.

Boom!

Almost simultaneously, the entire altar shook suddenly, and an unprecedentedly terrifying pressure suddenly surged out from underground, and then the entire surface of the altar was covered by a radiance, gradually turning into a lake!

"Holy crap, what kind of magic is this?" Er Gou stared straight.

Using blood to turn the altar into a lake, this doesn't look simple at all!

Xu Que's expression also tightened, and just as he was considering whether to take the opportunity to open the Trapping and Killing Array and let that group of Saint Golden Armored Bees in, the lake turned from the altar suddenly rippled, and the lake water became clear and transparent, actually presenting the underground space completely before everyone's eyes.

"Hiss!"

Instantly, gasps of air rang out throughout the venue!

Beneath the lake surface was actually a huge palace, scattered with countless brilliant dharma artifacts, and even scattered immortal artifacts, as well as countless spirit crystals and precious medicinal materials!

At a glance, this underground place was a world-shocking treasure!

What was even more shocking was that a huge dragon throne was placed in the upper seat of the palace, inlaid with countless pearls, shining brightly, but on the dragon throne lay a crystal stone coffin, emitting wisps of cold air, and inside lay a woman with a beauty as gorgeous as a painting!

But the most terrifying thing was that this stunning woman was actually still opening her eyes!

"Holy crap!"

"Holy crap, holy crap!"

Er Gou and Duan Jiude exclaimed immediately, and immediately turned around to run away, but were dragged back by Xu Que!

At the same time, everyone from the three great academies on the altar suddenly went "bang" and knelt on the ground one after another, their faces full of awe, shouting in unison: "We are incompetent, please ask Senior to take action and help!"

As soon as this trend appeared, everyone present instantly changed their expressions!

Xu Que had previously restrained this group of immortals, and they had all seen the entire process; it was completely a conspiracy and a trap, catching the other side off guard!

But now that this group of immortals actually wanted to invite out that Master of the Buried Immortal Valley, that would be truly terrifying!

No matter how awesome Xu Que was, it was impossible for him to be more awesome than this Master of the Buried Immortal Valley!

"My god, it's really hellish; this woman has been lying for tens of thousands of years and is actually still alive!"

"Kid, what should we do now?" Er Gou and Duan Jiude both looked at Xu Que!

Xu Que grabbed his belt with one hand and shouted: "What do you mean what to do, of course it's to do it while it's still warm!"

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