Chapter 1005
Do it while it's still warm?
What does this mean?
Everyone present was stunned, looking at Xu Que in astonishment; this guy was busy untying his belt!
"Hiss!"
Er Gou immediately gasped, exclaiming: "Holy crap, kid, are you that terrifying? You don't even let go of a corpse?"
"Absolutely not, kid!" Duan Jiude also said in shock: "Although this female corpse is beautiful, it is also very dangerous!"
As soon as these two guys spoke, everyone present instantly changed their expressions!
You don't even let go of a corpse? The female corpse is beautiful but also dangerous?
My god, what does this mean? Could it be that Xu Que wants to...
"Pah!"
Xu Que immediately glared at Er Gou and Duan Jiude, his face full of disdain: "You two filthy guys, your heads are full of dirty things; haven't you ever watched zombie movies? Do you have any childhood left? To deal with zombies, of course you have to use boy's urine!"
"Boy's urine?" Everyone present was instantly stunned.
This kind of statement is really the first time hearing it!
"This is called using Yang to overcome Yin; boy's urine is a pure Yang object, and this female corpse is a supreme Yin object; using boy's urine to splash her face will definitely suppress her!" Xu Que said as if it were true.
Er Gou was instantly amused, winking and saying: "Kid, stop kidding; don't think this God Venerable doesn't know that you've already lost your virginity, where would you get boy's urine? Can you still have some shame?"
"Who said that if you lose your virginity, you don't have boy's urine? Look at my body full of Yang energy; the quality of my urine is definitely stronger than a boy's!" Xu Que immediately glared.
"Stop messing around, tell me what to do quickly, this God Venerable is also very uneasy now!" Er Gou waved its hand.
"Sigh!" At this time, Duan Jiude sighed: "Things have come to this, this old man won't hide it anymore; actually, this old man has always kept himself pure; if boy's urine is really useful, this old man is willing to make a sacrifice!"
"You?"
"A boy?"
Xu Que and Er Gou instantly stared straight.
"What? Can't this old man focus on cultivation and keep himself pure?" Duan Jiude immediately felt he couldn't save face, and shouted angrily.
"Awesome, Teacher Duan, this God Venerable almost couldn't help laughing out loud... pfft hahaha, sorry, couldn't hold it!" Er Gou laughed until it looked like a cute Husky!
Xu Que also had a strange face, patted Duan Jiude on the shoulder: "It's been hard on you, Teacher Duan! But I was just joking about the boy's urine, don't take it to heart!"
"Grass!" Duan Jiude immediately scolded angrily: "Kid, are you crazy? Still joking at a time like this? And you made this old man expose his secret of many years!"
"Calm down, there's nothing to panic about!" Xu Que raised the corner of his mouth, his gaze glancing at the ice coffin under the altar, and said indifferently: "I'll bet an immortal artifact with you all that this woman can't do anything!"
He was very confident; this woman had been sealed for so many years, and even controlling that group of immortals required both coercion and inducement; if she could really come out and kill, she would have come out long ago, why go to so much trouble!
"Really?" Duan Jiude was a bit skeptical.
"Just think about it with your brain and you'll know it's impossible, just calm down!" Xu Que smiled, looked at Er Gou, waved his hand and said: "Er Gou, open the formation; since they are looking for foreign aid, it's time for us to let that group of Saint Golden Armored Bees in!"
"Good!" Er Gou was immediately full of excitement; as long as it could cause big trouble, it was definitely interested!
Boom!
As soon as the formation flag fell, the entire Trapping and Killing Array on the altar instantly opened a gap!
Over a million Saint Golden Armored Bees instantly went crazy and swarmed in!
"What?"
"You... you actually opened the Trapping and Killing Array!"
"Shameless, shameless scoundrel!"
"Ah..."
Instantly, bursts of roars and screams rang out from the Trapping and Killing Array!
One after another, the "immortal" powerhouses fell under the poisonous needles of the Saint Golden Armored Bees, followed by being torn into pieces, blood spilling all over the ground, the scene being exceptionally terrifying!
The several great forces of the Eastern Wasteland present were all stunned!
This was simply a great bloody battle; Xu Que's way of borrowing a knife to kill was truly ruthless to the extreme!
The key is that their "Virtue-Lacking Dog" combination was also truly shameless; they clearly sold the formation to the other side, but actually kept a hand and directly opened the formation!
"Hmph, what's shameless? You don't understand anything; this is called 'all is fair in war'!" The Bliss Sect Sect Master shouted loudly.
He had long been full of hatred for this group of immortals, and with Xu Que being his Bliss Sect's son-in-law, he naturally wanted to find a pleasant excuse for Xu Que's shamelessness!
Bang!
Boom!
At the same time, the powerhouses of the three great academies in the Trapping and Killing Array had already launched a counterattack!
Just now they were kneeling on the ground, and when the Trapping and Killing Array opened, that group of Saint Golden Armored Bees rushed in crazily, catching them off guard and causing heavy losses.
The team of seventy or eighty people was instantly wiped out by more than thirty people by the Saint Golden Armored Bees, and the remaining fifty people could only struggle and resist bitterly!
All kinds of dharma spells roared in the Trapping and Killing Array, and the intense radiance filled it!
However, the physical bodies of these Saint Golden Armored Bees were too powerful; being able to be called Saint Golden Armored, they naturally couldn't be pierced through casually!
Plus, this group of people was also poisoned by Duan Jiude's Drunken Immortal Incense, their internal blood and True Essence were obstructed, and they couldn't exert their full strength at all.
For a time, more than fifty immortal powerhouses fell into a disadvantage in front of the more than a million crazy Saint Golden Armored Bees!
Even if they fought desperately to defend and counterattack, they couldn't withstand the Saint Golden Armored Bees of such a huge quantity, and people were still constantly being torn to pieces and falling!
"Senior, we are incompetent, we can't hold on anymore, please take action and help!"
Several academy teachers from the three great academies, blood flowing from the corners of their mouths, shouted loudly, incomparably sorrowful and angry.
From the beginning, they hadn't expected this result, and had never regarded Xu Que as a threat!
After all, they were Half-Immortal Stage and Human Immortal Stage, much more powerful than the Four Great Continents, descending in a completely crushing posture.
Who would have thought that now a guy at Tribulation Stage Layer Five, with an old man and a dog, actually played them half to death!
"Xu Que, you won't die well!"
"When that person takes action, you will wish you were dead!"
The people from the three great academies roared with ferocious faces; if they could break through the attack range of the Saint Golden Armored Bees now, they would rather not run away and tear Xu Que to pieces!
"Heh, can she come out? If she can come out, I'll eat a catty of shit in public!" Xu Que said with a smug face.
He had figured it out; the woman in the ice coffin was just opening her eyes, and her pressure and momentum were very amazing, but she couldn't move at all, just like a statue!
But what made Xu Que curious was that this woman was completely a face of an Eastern woman, exceptionally beautiful, but she had a pair of snow-white wings behind her, looking like a Tianren Clan member, but also not like one!
"Boom——!"
Suddenly, a deafening loud noise resounded in all directions, like a divine thunder, suddenly exploding in everyone's hearts, shaking their chests until they hurt!
This sudden change caught everyone present off guard for a moment, their faces dull, and their complexions had already turned pale!
"Swish!"
The next moment, in the lake turned from the altar, the water surface suddenly surged upward, like a spring, rushing upward, higher and higher!
Finally, amidst everyone's dumbfoundedness, the clear spring condensed into a human shape, long hair draped over shoulders, the body outline exquisite and beautiful, even if it was completely condensed from water, one could see that this was a woman, and she looked a bit familiar!
"Hiss!"
Everyone present instantly gasped, their backs feeling cold, their heads stiffly looking toward the ice coffin under the altar lake!
"Holy crap!"
"Holy crap, holy crap!"
"Holy crap multiplied by 3!"
Instantly, Xu Que and Er Gou, together with Duan Jiude, exclaimed, then turned around in unison, cast dharma spells, rolled up Liu Jingning and the Bliss Sect crowd, drove the Wind Fire Wheels, and ran away wildly!
Xu Que's heart was filled with horror; he had originally determined that the woman couldn't come out, but now she appeared in this form, and before she had even condensed into shape, she had already brought them a suffocating sense of crisis!
In this situation, not running means death!
"Boom!"
Suddenly, accompanied by a loud noise, a huge water curtain appeared out of thin air in front of Xu Que and the others, water flowing down from the sky, actually a waterfall!
The key is that this waterfall not only came down from the sky, but even blocked their forward and backward paths, instantly plunging them into a predicament!
"Damn, it's over!"
"It's cold, it's cold!"
Er Gou and Duan Jiude screamed in despair at the same time.
They all knew very well how terrifying the woman in the tomb was; that was a terrifying existence that Xu Que absolutely couldn't shake in the slightest!
"My Buried Immortal Valley, how can you all offend it?"
At this time, a female voice like heavenly music rang out from all directions, clear and serene, but filled with majesty!
"Such strong strength!" Xu Que's heart tightened, his expression incomparably solemn!
He had never encountered such a powerful opponent; this woman brought not only pressure, but more of a sense of powerlessness, involuntarily feeling that he was very small, not even worthy of being her opponent!
"Damn it, this God Venerable will fight!" At this time, Er Gou suddenly gritted its teeth and whispered, suddenly soaring into the sky, its momentum majestic, tiger-like, as if a divine beast king was about to descend!
The next moment, it suddenly stretched out a finger, pointing directly at Xu Que, and shouted in a voice like a bell: "Senior, I want to report, this kid is the mastermind!"
"Senior, this old man also wants to report, this kid just wanted to use boy's urine to splash you, and also said that if you could come out, he would eat a catty of shit!" Duan Jiude immediately followed, shouting almost at the same time.
Xu Que instantly stared straight, damn it, accidentally got ahead of the game by these two guys!
"Senior, this God Venerable can testify, Teacher Duan's words are true, this kid did say those words, so please Senior let this God Venerable and Teacher Duan go!"
"His words, what does it have to do with letting you go?" That heavenly voice sounded again, cold and majestic!
Er Gou immediately looked at Duan Jiude, and they responded in unison: "Reporting to Senior, we want to go take a shit!"
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【Sorry, suffered a blow yesterday, my state of mind exploded a bit, really couldn't write anything, will continue to update tonight, then live stream tomorrow night at eight, specific time and live stream address, as well as big shots who want to participate in the friend match, remember to follow the WeChat official account, will tell everyone the time later!】
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