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Chapter 139: Listen to your story!

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"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool by force, rewarding 30 points of pretentiousness!"

"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool by force, rewarding 50 points of pretentiousness!"

"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool by force, rewarding 60 points of pretentiousness!"

"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for acting cool very smoothly, rewarding 200 points of pretentiousness!"

Instantly, a long string of system notification sounds rang out in Xu Que's mind.

Everyone present froze, staring at him, unable to recover for a long time!

Your life has no story, only the word "handsome" runs through your life?

My god, how narcissistic must a person be to say such shameless words?

Why didn't God strike you dead?

"Boom—!"

Suddenly, a muffled thunder rolled in the clouds, just a very ordinary spring thunder, and no real thunder appeared.

But it still made everyone's eyelids jump fiercely, pleasantly surprised, thinking that God was really going to strike this white-clothed young master dead!

Tang Liufeng was completely stunned. From the first time he met Xu Que, seeing him tease a group of strong men with a few words, he felt that this was a very powerful person, worth associating with, and learning the advantages from him.

But later in the inn, Tang Liufeng felt that this "Brother Li" seemed to be very deceitful!

As a result, when he came to Daming Lake today, Tang Liufeng's worldview almost changed.

Summarized in one sentence, it is—never seen such a thick-skinned and shameless person!

And Lady Ya was also stunned by Xu Que's words, and couldn't recover for a long time.

She originally thought that this young master would be like others, young and frivolous, and when meeting a woman, he would add fuel to the fire to tell his glorious past to win the woman's admiration, but she didn't expect it to be such an answer, which was simply beyond expectations!

This also made the playfulness in Lady Ya's eyes become stronger. She found that she was more interested in this white-clothed young master, and this interest came faster than ever before.

"Giggle..." She covered her mouth and laughed lightly, elegant and charming, her beautiful eyes sweeping toward Xu Que: "This answer of yours is very different!"

Unknowingly, her address to Xu Que had changed from "young master" to "young master"!

Xu Que naturally discovered this, but still smiled indifferently, arched his hands, and said: "You are too kind!"

"What should I call you, young master?" Lady Ya asked with a smile.

Xu Que straightened his back, quite proudly: "I am Li Bai of the Zha Tian Bang, courtesy name Taibai, a student of Tsinghua and Peking University, currently single, with a house and a car!"

"..."

Lady Ya was stunned again, and then pursed her lips and laughed.

Never heard of such a strange self-introduction, but she found it very interesting!

And many students present frowned, Zha Tian Bang?

Damn, this guy is simply insulting the refinement of scholars, actually joining those fighting and killing gangs, and the gang name is so vulgar! Why call it Zha Tian? We scholars should be elegant, not vulgar. A name like Zha Tian is simply not allowed!

Some people were full of doubts, frowning and thinking: "This guy is not from Dongcheng Academy, but why have I never heard of Tsinghua and Peking University?"

"I don't know, has anyone heard of an academy called Tsinghua and Peking University?" Others also asked the crowd suspiciously.

Everyone shook their heads one after another!

"Young Master Li, since the three question levels have been passed, why not continue to the next level? This time it's your turn to ask three questions, each question must be answered within ten breaths, if no one can answer correctly, it will be considered your win!" At this time, Lady Ya spoke softly, her eyes shining, pursing her lips and smiling.

Xu Que raised his eyebrows instantly, hehe, finally it's my turn to ask questions, play you all to death!

He smoothed his white robe, made enough posture, like reciting poetry, and said deeply: "First question, everyone came to attend the banquet today, what should you do if you accidentally drop the golden invitation Lady Ya gave you?"

As soon as this question came out, everyone was startled, followed by showing disdainful cold smiles.

"If the golden invitation is dropped, then there is no way, just admit bad luck and go home!"

"No, Lady Ya is so generous and approachable, you can find Lady Ya to get another one!"

"Eh, no, this question has a trap!"

"That's right, the golden invitation is dropped, the correct answer should be like his approach today, come to break through the question level!"

"Damn, it really is so, almost got tricked."

"Kid, you lost, the golden invitation is dropped, then you should come to break through the question level!"

Everyone unified their answers within ten breaths, and looked at Xu Que with full sarcasm.

Lady Ya was also slightly startled, clearly not expecting Xu Que to ask such a simple question, but vaguely felt that something was wrong!

Sure enough, Xu Que raised a smile on the corners of his mouth, looked at everyone: "You group of silly-ly mentally retarded things, the golden invitation is dropped, just pick it up! Hehe, still have the guts to say break through the question level, with your IQ, break through your paralysis!"

"..."

The whole scene was instantly silent!

No one expected that the answer would be like this, and... it was quite reasonable, making people speechless.

However, Xu Que's final mocking scolding made everyone angry, and every student glared at Xu Que.

If it weren't for Lady Ya's presence, I'm afraid everyone would have rolled up their sleeves and rushed up to fight Xu Que!

Someone scolded angrily: "Unreasonable, you actually dare to insult us."

"Simply insulting to the refined!"

"You actually dare to say dirty words in front of Lady Ya!"

"Don't you have Lady Ya in your eyes!"

Everyone started to put high hats on Xu Que, trying to make Lady Ya punish him!

However, Lady Ya opened her small mouth slightly, also looking a little surprised, not because of the answer, but because she was surprised that Xu Que could say such dirty words!

Scholars... don't they all take their reputation very seriously? Don't they all show themselves as gentle and elegant? How come only this little guy is different from others?

Thinking of this, she couldn't help but show a smile again.

"Sorry, I don't understand what you are talking about, my question is not wrong, if it is, it definitely has nothing to do with me!" Xu Que was still full of smiles, smiling indifferently.

Because his answer was not that dirty, and it was very pure, reasonable and well-founded, so he could be so fearless and arrogant!

"Hmph, you are still quibbling, the answer to your question is extremely vulgar!" A scholar angrily retorted.

Xu Que shrugged his shoulders, blinking his eyes: "No, the answer to my question is very normal, could it be that you also guessed it? Why don't you say it out for me to hear."

"You... you... you, simply unreasonable." That scholar was instantly trembling with anger, pointing at Xu Que, not knowing what words to use to attack him.

"What is unreasonable! I don't understand what you are talking about, if you know the answer, then say it! If you don't say it, how do I know what you are talking about? Truly inexplicable, you are the one who is unreasonable, your whole family is unreasonable!" Xu Que looked innocent.

Everyone was angry again, never seen such a thick-skinned person, actually refusing to admit it.

"Say it! Don't just stare at me! If you know the answer, say it, I think you clearly don't know the answer, want to find a reason not to let me pass?" Xu Que had a look of a dead pig not afraid of boiling water, continuing to mock and provoke.

"Hmph, Li Bai, don't be so arrogant, you just think we dare not say the answer, good, today I must say the answer." Finally, someone couldn't help it and jumped out of the crowd.

Xu Que was happy when he saw it, and asked with a smile: "Good, then you say, what is the answer?"

That scholar gasped, widened his eyes, and angrily uttered an indescribable word!

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