Chapter 140: I am not a person who relies on his face to eat
Xu Que shouted this "pervert".
The scholar was dumbfounded, and everyone present was also stunned!
What is the situation? Clearly you were the pervert first, why are you now turning the tables?
That scholar came back to his senses, and was also so angry that he scolded: "You still dare to thief shouting to catch the thief, it is your question itself that has a problem! Isn't it trying to induce us, let us can't help but become as vulgar as you?
I believe that everyone can understand that I am not this kind of person, I just want to expose your disgusting face, so I said such a dirty correct answer..."
"No, clearly you answered wrong! Tsk tsk! Is my answer very dirty? Why don't I feel it? It's very clear, it's your own heart that is dirty, so you see my question as dirty..." Xu Que blinked his eyes, full of innocence.
Eh? Answered wrong? Is it our own heart that is dirty?
Hearing this, everyone's eyelids jumped fiercely, having a bad premonition, why do they feel like they have been played again!
Sure enough, Xu Que opened his mouth with a smile!
Arm?
Everyone was stunned after hearing this. Following that, they only felt a burst of inexplicable pain in their chests, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood.
No, no, we can't stand this guy anymore, who can take him down?
At this time, Xu Que also specially rolled up his sleeves, stretched out his white arm, and explained: "Come, everyone, stretch out your hands too.
Look, my hand belongs to the hard one, look at Madam Ya again, naturally it is soft, and that big block, look at your hand, is it full of hair. So, this question is very simple, I am very strange, why can't you answer it? Be pure in being a person!"
"..."
Everyone's mouth twitched repeatedly, already speechless.
After all... this answer really has no problems!
But... why, why really no one could answer correctly?
Everyone cast their gazes toward Xu Que, their mouths couldn't help but twitch, looking at the innocent smile on his face, but the more they looked, the more they felt it was insidious and owed a beating!
This guy had been misleading everyone from the beginning, first using the answer to the second question to bluff everyone not to open their mouths.
Then when saying the third question, he still had a winking expression, misleading everyone to think in that direction, causing everyone to think he wanted to use the old trick again, making everyone afraid to say the answer, and as a result, it evolved into this!
Tang Liufeng stood on the opposite bank of Daming Lake, after hearing Xu Que's explanation, was stunned for a long time, and immediately admired Xu Que as a god, and the feeling of admiration in his heart was like the surging river, continuous and endless!
"On thick-skinned and shameless, and blind nonsense, I only admire Brother Li Bai in this life!" Tang Liufeng swore to heaven.
Madam Ya was also stunned after hearing Xu Que's answer, but her eyes flashed with brilliance, and the smile on the corners of her mouth couldn't help but rise again, 'What a Li Bai of the Zha Tian Bang, even I was deceived by him!'
"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewarding 40 points of pretentiousness!"
"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewarding 60 points of pretentiousness!"
"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewarding 90 points of pretentiousness!"
"Ding, congratulations to host 'Xu Que' for acting a good cool, specially rewarding 100 points of pretentiousness!"
Xu Que's mind echoed with a series of system notification sounds, and the smile on his face became stronger.
"Young Master Li, the three questions have passed, from today on, you are the guest of honor of this palace! Please enter!" At this time, Madam Ya also looked at Xu Que and invited him to enter the villa.
The charming and moving smile in her eyes, I don't know if it was intentional or natural, was discharging electricity to Xu Que all the time!
But Xu Que always believed that he was a gentleman, sticking to a pure, kind, and righteous heart, and it was impossible to be easily seduced by this kind of tormenting little goblin!
However, just as he took a step, the outer circle of the crowd at Daming Lake suddenly became restless.
"Eh, that is..."
"It's Young Master Mo, one of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy, known as the 'Poetry King'!"
"Wait, look quickly, the one beside him..."
"Damn, it's actually Young Master Zhao, the head of the four great talents of Mingsheng Academy!"
"Even Young Master Zhao is here, it is said that what he is best at is matching couplets, in the Imperial City, it seems no one can match him!"
"That's right, this name is truly well-deserved!"
"This name is truly well-deserved! Didn't expect Madam Ya to invite both of them!"
"Hehe, I think it's because of Princess Yan Yang! Otherwise, how could they appear so easily!"
"This time we are lucky, later at the banquet, we will definitely be able to see the high literary talent of the two great talents!"
Instantly, the attention of all the scholars present was attracted by the two figures walking from outside, discussing one after another, exclamations one after another.
Xu Que also turned his head to look, only to see two young masters in long robes walking down from the sedan chair, face like a crown jade, gentle and elegant, indeed possessing an indescribable elegance and refinement!
Madam Ya also raised a trace of joy on the corners of her mouth, and said softly: "Young Master Li, the talent of these two is not at all inferior to yours!"
Xu Que raised his eyebrows, sighed indifferently, and shook his
However, Xu Que's final mocking insults made everyone even more annoyed, and every student glared at him with rage.
If it weren't for Lady Ya being present, everyone would likely have rolled up their sleeves and rushed over to fight Xu Que!
Someone angrily scolded, "How unreasonable! You are simply a disgrace to refinement; your speech is so vulgar that you are not fit to be a scholar!"
"That's right, and you have such audacity to dare use foul language in front of Lady Ya!"
"Do you have no respect for Lady Ya at all?"
Everyone began to heap labels on Xu Que, attempting to make Lady Ya punish him!
Yet, Lady Ya's small mouth parted slightly, and she looked slightly surprised—not because of the answer, but because she was shocked by Xu Que's habit of cursing as soon as he opened his mouth!
Scholars... don't they all value their reputation highly? Don't they all present themselves as gentle and refined? Why is it that only this little fellow is different from the others?
Thinking of this, she couldn't help but reveal a smile.
"This Palace believes that Young Master Li just had a slip of the tongue, but... from now on, this Palace does not wish to hear such foul language again. Therefore, Young Master Li, please take care to restrain yourself!" Lady Ya looked at Xu Que with a smile, clearly not angry, but rather showing a bit more appreciation.
But her remark about not wishing to hear such foul language again was serious; it did not sound like she was joking!
Xu Que also humbly smiled and said, "Lady Ya, rest assured, I have never liked using foul language!"
Everyone had black lines on their foreheads. You, sir, don't like using foul language? I don't believe your nonsense; today, you are the only one spewing foul language!
At this moment, Lady Ya spoke again: "Returning to the subject, the question Young Master Li just posed is indeed interesting! Then this Palace announces that the first question is passed. Please, Young Master, pose the second question!"
Xu Que waved his hand, flicked his robe, and nodded: "For the second question, I'll make it a bit simpler.
Big Sister Wang's neighbor is named Second Egg. Every day when they meet, Second Egg politely greets Big Sister Wang. Seeing that Second Egg is a decent person, Big Sister Wang introduces him to work as a waiter at her son's inn. The first time they meet, Big Sister Wang's son enthusiastically asks, 'You must be Second Egg, right?' Second Egg politely and cautiously replies that he is. Big Sister Wang's son then enthusiastically says, 'I often hear my mother praise you. From now on, you'll work here as a waiter. By the way, where do you live now?' As a result, after Second Egg answered, he was beaten severely by Big Sister Wang's son. May I ask, why is this?"
Huh?
Second Egg was beaten severely? This... why is this?
Many people were dumbfounded after hearing this.
There were also some smarter students who began to think about Xu Que's entire question just now!
"Second Egg was beaten severely only after answering the question, so the reason must lie in this answer!"
"That's right, Big Sister Wang's son asked where Second Egg lives, and Second Egg is Big Sister Wang's neighbor, so he must have answered, 'I live at your...'"
A student stopped halfway through speaking, suddenly froze, and widened his eyes!
Damn it! Li Bai, you wicked bastard!
This... this answer is truly poisonous!
I almost fell for it!
Many students also reacted one after another, burning with anger, and glared fiercely at Xu Que.
Li Bai, screw your sister!
End of Chapter
