Chapter 1605: I Was the One Who Administered the Laxative

"Kid, this Divine Spirit Shell is really easy to use, they didn't see that those were illusions at all." Duan Jiude said in a low voice.

Xu Que opened his mouth imperceptibly: "Hurry up and set it up. With so many Immortal Venerables, if we don't make some preparations, we won't be able to run away."

"Got it!"

Duan Jiude and Er Gou looked at each other and began to set up an array in the back.

With the Divine Spirit Shell as cover, these Immortal Kings and Immortal Venerables couldn't see what they were doing at all, only seeing the three standing in front posing.

The crowd frowned, unable to understand how Xu Que and the others escaped that palm.

"Could it be an illusion?"

"Very likely, these guys are best at these crooked things."

"If it really is an illusion, being able to deceive our perception to this extent is already quite terrifying."

"Hmph! Flashy, I want to see what other tricks you have!"

An Immortal Venerable snorted coldly, jumped up, and directly raised his hand to strike another palm.

Irresistible pressure descended instantly, crushing the surrounding rocks into powder. Some Immortal Kings with weaker cultivation couldn't even resist this pressure, frowning and running their techniques to resist.

"Only one, not enough to watch at all!" Xu Que raised his index finger, shook it left and right, and provoked, "I dare say, I don't even need to make a move, this person will retreat on his own!"

Wow!

As soon as these words came out, the crowd was in an uproar.

"Are you kidding me? Do you really think you're a deity!"

"This is an Immortal Venerable, even an Immortal Emperor wouldn't say such things."

"It seems these guys haven't been taught a lesson for too long and have forgotten themselves!"

The crowd discussed spiritedly, not believing what Xu Que said at all.

Just as the Immortal Venerable was about to rush in front of Xu Que, he suddenly braked, his face changed drastically, his brows furrowed, and beads of sweat the size of beans fell from his forehead.

Gurgle!

A huge sound came from his body, seemingly a precursor to some other physiological activity about to occur.

The Immortal Venerable widened his eyes and said incredulously: "This... what kind of method did you use on me?!"

"Yo, the Immortal Venerable can't do it anymore? Didn't you say you wanted to slap us to death?" Duan Jiude looked mocking and playful, "Come, come, come, I'm waiting for you."

"Damn! This guy is simply too arrogant!" someone said angrily.

"But why did this Fellow Daoist suddenly stop?"

"That's right, the road ahead is smooth, clearly there is no danger. As long as he continues, he will surely be able to capture these three!"

The crowd was puzzled, not knowing why this Immortal Venerable suddenly stopped.

Only he himself knew that his abdomen was churning and cramping, as if a knife was stirring back and forth in his stomach.

Beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down from his forehead, and the Immortal Venerable's face turned blue and purple.

This situation hadn't appeared on him for a long time; this was clearly a sign of being poisoned!

"You are simply despicable and shameless... actually poisoning this Venerable!" the Immortal Venerable said through gritted teeth.

Poisoned!

The crowd was shocked, and their vigilance toward the "Virtue-Lacking Dog" combination grew.

One must know that once cultivation reaches the level of an Immortal Venerable, ordinary poisons have no effect, and running the technique can expel the toxins.

Being able to have an effect on an Immortal Venerable must be a rare and strange poison, so they naturally didn't dare to get close, fearing they would also be hit.

Xu Que was stunned, and immediately said righteously: "Scoundrel! My Exploding Heaven Gang has always acted openly and honestly, how could we do something as despicable as poisoning?!"

"That's right! This Divine Venerable doesn't even look at such low-class things as poison!"

"This old Daoist has always convinced people with virtue, it is absolutely impossible to poison!"

Er Gou and Duan Jiude echoed one after another.

Someone questioned: "Eloquent words, you poisoned him, of course you wouldn't admit it!"

Speaking of this, Xu Que suddenly sighed, his face full of sorrow: "Let's all think about it together. In the second stage, the third stage, which stage did I not do my best to break through for everyone? But I didn't expect everyone to misunderstand me so much, this makes me feel very cold!"

These words were spoken with such sincerity that those who were still questioning were speechless.

Although this guy was indeed a bit treacherous before, in the second and third stages, if it weren't for him, it was really uncertain whether they could have broken through.

Thinking about it this way, it seems this guy was at most a bit treacherous with spirit stones, but he didn't really seem to have killed anyone.

Of course, those from the Heavenly Gate were because there had long been grudges, and everyone had become mortal enemies, so no one would show mercy when making a move.

Another Immortal Venerable said in a deep voice: "In that case, do you dare to swear by the Heavenly Dao that you never poisoned him!"

Xu Que didn't say a word, directly raising his right hand: "I, Xu Que, swear by the Heavenly Dao here that I absolutely did not poison him. If I poisoned him, let Er Gou and Duan Jiude be struck by five thunders!"

Rumble!

As soon as the words fell, a burst of muffled thunder sounded.

"Holy crap! Why are you striking us? That's unreasonable!" Er Gouzi was instantly shocked, scurrying directly behind Xu Que and grabbing his hem tightly. "Old Heaven, look clearly, okay? Strike this guy if you're going to strike, don't miss!"

The pitch-black clouds were gradually spreading from the horizon, but because the restriction had not yet completely dissipated, the aura of the Heavenly Tribulation had not leaked out.

Seeing that a peal of thunder came just as Xu Que finished speaking, everyone felt speechless, but they did not doubt the truthfulness of Xu Que's words.

After all, swearing an oath by the Heavenly Dao was no joke; if Xu Que had truly poisoned them, he would have long since been blasted into powder by heavenly thunder.

"Could it be that he really didn't poison us?"

"Then that's strange. How did this fellow Daoist get poisoned?"

"It's too bizarre. Could it be that there is an existence in this Buddha Realm that we don't know about?"

Just as everyone was discussing it, Xu Que suddenly stood out and said righteously, "I know what's going on."

As he spoke, he put on an act and examined the Immortal Venerable, giving his conclusion: "This fellow Daoist is about to have diarrhea!"

Diarrhea?

Are you kidding me!

Everyone found it unbelievable. What kind of existence is an Immortal Venerable?

A body of purity, a high-level existence that had long since transcended mortal behaviors—how could something like diarrhea exist?

"Fellow Daoist Xu, you are spouting nonsense. Do you know what kind of existence an Immortal Venerable is? How could they possibly have diarrhea!" someone mocked.

Xu Que said plausibly, "Of course I know, because I was the one who administered the laxative!"

"Hmph, let this old man tell you... wait, what did you just say? You were the one who administered the laxative?"

Everyone looked at Xu Que in unison, their faces full of surprise.

What the hell?

Say that again!

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