Chapter 1606: Buy It for Me

"You were the one who gave him the medicine? But how did you do it?" someone asked suspiciously.

Facing the suspicious gazes of the crowd, Xu Que blinked and took out a bag of medicinal powder: "Welcome to the Exploding Heaven Gang's good product recommendation today. The product recommended this time is the top-grade mung bean powder produced by the Exploding Heaven Gang. It is delicate and smooth, can be absorbed through breathing, and is ground from the thirteen-spice mung beans of the 'Dancing Spring and Autumn' that have been lost in the Immortal Cloud Continent for many years! It is a must-have good product for clearing the bowels. Whether you use it on your opponent before a battle or use it yourself, it is your best choice!"

The crowd was stunned, and then their heads were covered in black lines.

Are you sick!

Why are you promoting products for no reason!

Do you think this is the Immortal Cloud Continent Supermarket?!

And it can actually be absorbed through breathing, this damn thing is not mung bean powder at all, but some strange virus!

Hearing Xu Que's words, everyone tacitly took a step back.

Not attacking us?

You're lying to a fool!

Don't even think about who extorted the spirit stones in the second stage!

Er Gou tacitly took out the recorder and started playing a BGM, full of magical rhythm, making people unable to help but listen to Xu Que's introduction.

"Buy now, and we not only deliver to your door, but also buy one get one free, guaranteeing you can use it for a hundred years. This is an unprecedented discount, everyone must not miss it!"

Xu Que held a megaphone and promoted it to the crowd with all his might.

Under the effect of the magical BGM, the crowd's gazes became a bit dazed.

"Listening to him say this... it really seems like a great deal."

"One bag can be used for a hundred years, and now it's buy one get one free."

"And looking at this effect, even an Immortal Venerable is affected. If we use it to deal with others, wouldn't it be twice the result with half the effort!"

The Immortal Venerable who was used as a product sample had a green face. No matter how suffocated he was, he could only struggle to endure the discussions around him.

This mung bean powder's effect was extra strong, almost to an outrageous degree. He had almost pushed his technique to the limit, but he still couldn't suppress the desire to have a massive bowel movement.

Damn it, once I stabilize, I will kill you immediately!

This Immortal Venerable now had heavy murderous intent toward Xu Que, not only because of the Ancient Buddha Inheritance, but also because Xu Que actually dared to tease him like this!

"Don't miss it when you pass by!"

"The thousand-year mung bean powder is rare to see, buying it is earning it!"

"Everyone, hurry up and buy it!"

Under Xu Que's hard-working promotion, many people in the crowd showed signs of being eager to move, but were a bit embarrassed to buy it.

After all, this thing is just mung bean powder, not some ancient treasure.

But the key point is here: this mung bean powder can make an Immortal Venerable lose combat effectiveness. Even with the strength of an Immortal Venerable, there is no way to expel it from the body.

This is the most disgusting part of it.

If it were some poison, you could just run your technique and fart it out.

But this mung bean powder cannot be removed, and it does no harm to the body. From some perspectives, it can even be considered a medicinal material.

Look at that Immortal Venerable, who hasn't recovered yet, the blue face that is holding it in makes people feel extra "shitty," and you know how strong the effect of this mung bean powder is.

This degree of weakening can be said to be a huge advantage in a life-and-death duel.

If it were any other Immortal Venerable present, facing that Immortal Venerable who accidentally hit the mung bean powder, it would probably be enough to blast the opponent apart instantly.

"Such good mung bean powder, how many spirit stones does it sell for?" Er Gou started to act as a qualified partner.

Xu Que slapped his thigh and shouted: "Everyone is happy today, so I will give you a friendly price—nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine spirit stones per bag!"

Nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine spirit stones?

Even though everyone was a bit tempted, they were shocked by this price.

Selling mung bean powder so expensively, you might as well go rob someone!

"No! Too high!" Duan Jiude stood up at this time to seek benefits for everyone.

"Then... nine hundred and ninety-nine spirit stones?"

"No, still too expensive! I'll say a price, you sell it at the price I say!" Er Gou waved his hand, imposing: "Listen up... ninety-nine spirit stones, one thousand bags! Fill it up for me!"

The crowd was originally shocked by the high price of nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine, but now hearing the low price of ninety-nine, their eyes were full of gratitude toward Er Gou.

"We all misunderstood this dog before, he is a good person... no, a good dog!"

"That's right, he was actually able to grab such a favorable price for us, it's so moving!"

"Wuwuwu, I want to give him a hug, he is truly not easy!"

Xu Que looked troubled, struggled for a long time, and then, as if he had made up his mind, said fiercely: "Fine! Ninety-nine it is! I'll sell it at a loss today!"

"Since we are already selling at a loss, why not lose even more!" Er Gou didn't know where he took out a small black stick, put it to his mouth, and shouted with all his might: "Now, immediately! Get the inventory out! This Divine Venerable is making a statement here today: the first one hundred family members who grab it will get an extra five bags of mung bean powder! Plus the previous buy one get one free, a total of seven bags! Ninety-nine spirit stones, seven bags of mung bean powder that can affect Immortal Venerables! Such a favorable price, such good benefits, family members, hurry up and raise the spirit stones in your hands to grab it!"

Xu Que's face changed greatly: "No! If I sell it like this, won't I lose everything!"

Er Gou had already put on a manic expression: "No, I say sell, so sell! Family members, come with me, grab it!"

The crowd was completely moved by Er Gou's enthusiasm and shouted in unison.

"Grab it!"

"Grab it!"

"Grab it!"

For a time, the crowd's cheers echoed in the sky, full of a happy atmosphere.

Soon, someone took the lead and threw out a bag of spirit stones: "Give me one bag!"

"I want one bag too!"

"I want ten bags!"

"Don't grab with me, damn it, these are all mine!"

"Get lost, a mere Immortal King dares to grab with me, an Immortal Venerable!"

The crowd started fighting, and everyone made their moves, and the gorgeous True Essence instantly submerged this trial ground.

Xu Que, who should have been in the center, stood in the air not far away with Er Gou and Duan Jiude, looking at the chaotic scene below, a proud smile on his lips.

"How is it? My idea is not bad, right? These guys still haven't realized they've been hit." Er Gou said proudly.

Xu Que gave a thumbs up: "Not bad, not bad, worthy of being the number one divine pit in the world!"

"Stop farting, I am the number one Divine Venerable in the world!"

... ===== CHAPTER 1607 =====

Xu Que gave a thumbs up: "Not bad, not bad, truly worthy of being the number one pitfall in the world!"

"Stop farting, I am the number one Divine Venerable in the world!"