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Chapter 296: This Guy Is Definitely a Lunatic!

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Xu Que pulled out a large oil pot out of thin air, and with a "clatter," placed it on the grill, pouring peanut oil directly into it.

He didn't forget to add: "This oil is the exclusive oil of our Exploding Heaven Gang, no additives, purely natural pressed, non-GMO, one bottle is worth five bottles of the past."

Whoosh!

In the surprised gazes of the crowd, he pinched a Dharma seal with two fingers, and his Fire Element True Essence turned into flames, rushing rapidly toward the bottom of the oil pot.

"Boom!"

The scorching flames instantly heated the oil pot, and the oil began to roll, gradually boiling!

Er Gou watched in a daze, surprised: "Kid, can you really make food that is both smelly and delicious? Young people shouldn't brag; this is a bad habit!"

"You know shit. Isn't it just food that is both smelly and delicious? I can whip up hundreds of them in minutes!" Xu Que swept a glance at Er Gou and laughed disdainfully.

Er Gou's eyes widened, about to speak.

The Second Prince beside him laughed loudly and shook his head: "Xu Que, if you admit defeat now, this prince can waive your kowtowing and apologizing, and you only need to roast chicken wings for the commoners for free for three years!"

By this time, he still didn't forget to win over the hearts of the people, carving out an image of a prince who cared for the commoners in the eyes of the people.

Moreover, only by letting Xu Que admit defeat voluntarily could his sense of revenge be satisfied to the greatest extent!

Xu Que, however, was very calm, shrugged his shoulders and said: "Second Fatty, you'd better worry about what conditions I will set later; it will definitely make you want to die!"

Se… Second Fatty?

Everyone heard Xu Que's address to the Second Prince and felt ashamed.

This guy's courage was truly too great; wasn't he afraid of being retaliated against by the Second Prince?

However, no one thought Xu Que could win.

After all, in their view, smelly and delicious couldn't coexist.

"Young man, you'd better admit defeat quickly!" An old man couldn't help but remind Xu Que.

Admitting defeat might be a bit shameful, but at least he could maintain a last shred of dignity; otherwise, truly kneeling and kowtowing to the Second Prince to apologize would be a huge loss of face!

"Young master, it's all because of me that you're in this situation!"

The woman beside the stall was also extremely self-blaming; if it weren't for Xu Que teaching her how to roast chicken wings, he wouldn't have ended up in this situation!

Er Gou, however, was in a very happy mood, leaning against the stall, eating roasted chicken wings, very leisurely!

"Kid, you won't win this one. Smelly and delicious really can't coexist. But since you're boiling this oil pot, this God Venerable has guessed your intention! Everyone, try to retreat a bit; this kid is definitely planning to splash people with boiling oil!"

Er Gou looked as if it had already seen through everything, looking proud!

After getting along for these few days, Er Gou felt that it had completely known what kind of person Xu Que was.

Routines!

It was all routines!

Er Gou felt that the longest and farthest road it had walked in its life was Xu Que's pit-father routine.

Therefore, this time, seeing Xu Que really get the oil pot going, it immediately raised its vigilance, thinking that its pair of titanium alloy dog eyes had completely seen through Xu Que's routine.

And when the crowd heard Er Gou say this, their faces changed, and they retreated a few steps instinctively!

Xu Que looked disdainful: "Er Gou, don't think that everyone is as shameless as you, using such low-down means! Besides, who said smelly and delicious can't coexist? Look at me, I am the model of wisdom and beauty coexisting; how could I not be able to do it?"

"Fart, in terms of wisdom and beauty, who is better than this God Venerable here?" Er Gou said very confidently.

Everyone ignored it directly.

The Second Prince didn't say anything, his eyes full of playfulness, looking at Xu Que and saying: "Xu Que, your oil is already boiling; why haven't you put in the ingredients yet?"

"Don't be in such a hurry; it's not time yet!" Xu Que said with a smile.

Everyone couldn't help but shiver and retreated a few more steps carefully!

The Third Prince, the Seventh Princess, and others also frowned slightly.

"Could this guy really be planning to splash Second Imperial Brother with boiling oil?"

"If that's really the case, he's too stupid!"

"Mere boiling oil, how could it hurt us?"

"A person pandering to the crowd!"

The Third Prince shook his head in disappointment, his gaze looking at the Seventh Princess: "Seventh Imperial Sister, I'm afraid you've misjudged this time; this person is just a lunatic!"

"Until the last moment, nothing is certain. Imperial brother, just watch for now!"

The Seventh Princess said softly, her beautiful eyes watching Xu Que, very calm.

Whether she misjudged or not didn't matter to her; she only wanted a result. If this teenager really had strength, it wouldn't be too late to step forward and win him over again.

If he didn't have strength, the Second Prince would naturally teach him a lesson.

…

"Kid, stop messing around. While there's time, roast a few more pairs of chicken wings for this God Venerable!"

Er Gou was still unsatisfied after eating all the wings, calling out to Xu Que.

Xu Que swept a glance at Er Gou, narrowed his eyes, and smiled: "Er Gou, you've eaten more than thirty pairs of chicken wings back and forth. Rounding it up, that's one hundred pairs, totaling ten thousand taels of silver. If you can't pay up later, see how I deal with you!"

"Damn!"

Er Gou was instantly furious, jumping up and saying: "Kid, did you learn arithmetic at a martial arts school? When did this God Venerable eat your chicken wings? Don't slander a good wolf!"

"Gurgle gurgle…"

At this moment, the oil in the oil pot was completely boiling, making sounds.

Xu Que didn't bother to talk nonsense with Er Gou anymore, directly took a bag of stinky tofu from the system inventory, and poured it into the oil pot without hesitation!

"Sizzle!"

The oil in the pot instantly exploded into a mass of white foam, and then a rich, stinky smell suddenly swept out!

Everyone on the scene changed their faces drastically, covering their noses and mouths, retreating like a tide!

At the same time, a burst of terrified screams came over!

The smell of this stinky tofu was at its most intense and terrifying when it was just put into the oil pot; that invincible stench erupted in an instant—this smell was simply…

"This kid is crazy!"

"Damn, insane!"

"Actually boiling shit in public!"

"Everyone run! Damn, this God Venerable underestimated this kid's shamelessness; it's too terrifying! Too terrifying! Too terrifying…" Er Gou shouted "terrifying" three times, huddled in the crowd, and retreated quickly!

The Second Prince was also protected by guards, retreating urgently, covering his nose and mouth, his face full of gloom.

The Third Prince, the Seventh Princess, and others also changed their faces drastically, retreating as well, their faces full of shock!

"This is simply unreasonable; this guy actually uses such dirty means!"

"Simply shameless, despicable to the extreme!"

"I just can't figure out how he could carry feces with him, and it was a whole bag!"

"This guy is definitely a lunatic!"

"That's right, definitely a lunatic! Who would carry a big bag of it on their body all day long?"

… ===== CHAPTER 297 =====

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