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Chapter 297: Routines! This Is All a Routine!

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Everyone scrambled to retreat, and the Seventh Princess frowned slightly, also retreating a few steps along with the several princes.

But soon, her eyes lit up, shining brightly, and she let out a light laugh: "So that's how it is. It seems he is a smart person!"

"Eh? Seventh Imperial Sister, what's wrong with you? Why are you still praising this kid at a time like this?" A prince was instantly startled.

"Isn't it? He boiled this kind of thing, which already met the requirement of being smelly, but if he said it tasted delicious, who would dare to try it? So, his approach is actually quite smart!"

The Seventh Princess smiled slightly and said softly.

Several people heard this and were instantly stunned. These words actually made quite a bit of sense!

Is it fragrant or smelly!

One smell is enough to know.

But whether it is delicious or not, one must taste it personally to know.

If there isn't even anyone to eat it, even if Xu Que forcibly says it's delicious, everyone would have no way to refute it!

…

"Yo-ho, a bunch of frogs in a well, is it necessary to be so exaggerated? This isn't shit; this is good stuff. Come, come, come, Er Gou, do you want to taste a bite? One hundred taels a bowl!"

At this moment, Xu Que was tinkering with a large pair of chopsticks, stirring in the oil pot to let the stinky tofu heat up fully and release its scent.

Er Gou heard his words and was instantly furious: "Get lost, this God Venerable will never fall for your trick to eat this shit. You kid is simply insane; you even want to charge money for a bowl of shit, and it's one hundred taels?"

"Xu Que, hurry up and stop! Put away your disgusting tricks; don't think you can win just by doing this!" The Second Prince retreated, covered his nose and mouth, and shouted sternly at Xu Que.

Xu Que was full of smiles, shaking his head and saying: "You haven't tried it, so how can you be sure it's shit? I've won this round for sure!"

"How is it not shit? With such a color and such a smell, don't think that just because you made it into a square shape, you can fool this prince!" The Second Prince said angrily.

"Damn idiot, if you lift your skull, the dung beetle will definitely show a smile!" Xu Que mocked.

Everyone heard this and was stunned at first!

Immediately after, everyone held back their laughter, almost spraying it out!

Lifting the skull and the dung beetle will smile? Wasn't this saying that the Second Prince's head was full of shit?

Damn, this guy's mouth is too poisonous; he didn't use a single dirty word, yet every sentence made people want to vomit blood and die!

"Why?"

Only Er Gou on the whole scene stared with its eyes, asking with a confused face.

Everyone's mouth twitched; this dog was too stupid, actually not understanding?

But no one dared to explain it to it, after all, this was related to the Second Prince; saying it out loud was definitely equivalent to looking for death!

Xu Que was also full of disdain, too lazy to explain further, directly took a bottle of chili sauce from the system inventory, poured it into a bowl, and mixed it into a sauce.

The next moment, he scooped a few pieces of stinky tofu from the oil pot and poured them into the bowl, mixing them with the sauce.

A bowl of stinky tofu was freshly baked, emitting wisps of white smoke.

Everyone on the scene was almost disgusted to the point of vomiting.

After all, they had preconceived notions and their imaginations were multiplied; after brain-filling, it would be a hundred times more disgusting.

This was equivalent to someone making chocolate into the shape of shit; people who didn't know would also feel disgusted to some extent.

However, in this situation, Xu Que held the bowl of stinky tofu, brought it to his nose, took a deep breath full of enjoyment, and shouted: "So fragrant!"

"Whoosh!"

Everyone on the scene was in an uproar; some who couldn't bear it hid in the corner and vomited.

"This guy is too ruthless!"

"My god! This guy is too damn ruthless! He doesn't even let himself off when he's ruthless!"

"This guy actually made it look so delicious; how shameless and bottomless must a person be to be so unscrupulous?"

…

Seeing this scene, many people couldn't help but vomit, and even more people frowned, their hearts trembling, feeling that the pit-father Xu Que in front of them had completely refreshed their understanding of the lower limit of humans.

However, Xu Que, this guy, was chewing with full enjoyment and shouted happily: "Good, it's truly delicious! This kind of delicacy—if a person doesn't taste a bite in their life, they have truly lived in vain…"

Lived in vain if you don't taste it?

Hearing this, everyone on the scene sank their faces.

If you want to eat it, eat it yourself; why try to drag others into it?

Don't think that just by pretending to eat it with enjoyment, you can trick others into eating it with you…

Routines! This is all a routine… ===== CHAPTER 298 =====

"What facts? I've already made the thing. Take a look, it's smelly yet delicious. If you don't believe me, come over and try it!" Xu Que sneered.

"Presumptuous! You are cheating! I ask the commoners present, who thinks this thing is delicious?" the Second Prince raged.

"Are you fucking stupid? Who knows if it's delicious without trying it?"

"Who would dare to try this thing? You are cheating!"

"Do it your mother's!"

"Bold! Someone, come and take this madman down!"

"Yo, can't afford to lose?"

"I, this Prince, said you had to make food that is both smelly and delicious. Now, the thing you've made, no one dares to try, so it's impossible to judge if it's delicious. Therefore, you have lost!"

"What do you mean no one dares to try? I dare!"

"You... you dare to try?"

"Trying is just trying, what's there not to dare!"

Xu Que smiled with a cheeky face.

Under the horrified gazes of the crowd, he used his chopsticks to pick up a piece of stinky tofu, and with a "slurp," he sucked it directly into his mouth.

*Squish! Squish! *

That black stinky tofu, accompanied by streams of soup, slowly burst open in Xu Que's mouth.

This guy even deliberately opened his mouth very wide, so that everyone could see the scene of the stinky tofu and juices mixing together inside Xu Que's mouth.

Especially since the stench, after being chewed by Xu Que's mouth, spread even more instantly. This foul odor, combined with such a sight, looked to the crowd like... what a sour and refreshing experience!

"Ah! He ate it... he actually really ate it..."

"God! This guy is too terrifying! Too fucking ruthless! He's so ruthless he doesn't even spare himself!"

"This guy actually even put on an appearance of eating it deliciously. This... just how shameless does a person have to be to be so unscrupulous and bottomless!"

Seeing this scene, many people couldn't help but vomit, and even more people frowned, their hearts trembling, feeling that the pit-digging Xu Que before them had completely refreshed their understanding of the lower limits of humanity.

However, Xu Que, this guy, was chewing with a face full of enjoyment, and shouted with a face full of pleasure: "Good, it's really delicious! If a person doesn't taste a bite of such a delicacy in their lifetime, then they have really lived in vain..."

Lived in vain if you don't taste it?

Hearing this, the faces of everyone present sank.

If you want to eat it, just eat it yourself, why do you want to drag others into it?

Don't think that by pretending to eat it with such enjoyment, you can trick people into eating it with you...

A trap! This is all a trap...

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