Chapter 499: Bullying people

In the end, Shang Wu's entire face was beaten into a pig's head, lying on the ground, dying but not yet dead!

He was almost beaten silly, never expecting that Xu Que would dare to come and beat him like this in broad daylight!

Everyone present was also shocked, but no one dared to move easily!

"Come, come, come, eat a pill, and we'll continue the second half later!" At this moment, Xu Que suddenly walked over with a gentle smile, took out a pill, and stuffed it into Shang Wu's mouth.

Originally, when Shang Wu heard the first half of the sentence, he didn't feel anything.

But hearing the second half, he was immediately dumbfounded, almost wanting to spit blood!

Everyone present was also palpitating, their scalps tingling.

He had beaten someone to this extent, yet he still fed him a pill to heal his injuries, only to continue the second half?

Damn, this is too ruthless!

Never seen anyone bully people like this!

"Kid, hurry, hurry, it's this Divine Venerable's turn!" At this moment, Er Gouzi, who had long been impatient, ran up, rubbing its paws, full of excitement.

As soon as Shang Wu saw Er Gouzi, he immediately widened his eyes.

"You... you... what do you want to do?"

He couldn't believe it. If it were Xu Que beating him, he wouldn't be considered losing face, after all, being beaten by an Infant Transformation Stage cultivator as an Infant Transformation Stage cultivator was normal!

But if he were beaten by a dog, that would be the greatest humiliation of his life.

"Don't worry, I won't beat you. This Divine Venerable is afraid of beating you to death with one punch, so let's stick to the old rules!" Er Gouzi narrowed its eyes, revealing a charming smile, and walked toward Shang Wu step by step.

Everyone was stunned.

Old rules? Could it be that this dog had set some rules with General Shang?

But Shang Wu himself was also dumbfounded, unable to react to Er Gouzi's meaning for a moment.

"Er Gouzi, hurry up, the second half is handed over to you!" After Xu Que finished speaking, he stretched out his palm and tapped Er Gouzi's paw, counting it as a handover!

Everyone looked and almost fainted.

Big brother, you can't bully people like this, actually high-fiving for a handover?

"Hehehe!" Er Gouzi had a full smile of excitement, walking up to Shang Wu very obscenely.

Following that, with lightning speed, it suddenly opened its mouth: "Cough, ptooey!"

Plop!

Instantly, a huge mouthful of saliva, like a water balloon, smashed directly onto Shang Wu's head.

Shang Wu was instantly stunned like a wooden chicken, his hair all wet, and the saliva slowly dripped down from the tips of his hair!

Everyone present was also dumbfounded, never expecting that the old rules Er Gouzi spoke of were actually spitting!

This was truly too ruthless, even more ruthless than beating people!

"Ah..." Suddenly, Shang Wu roared crazily.

He was truly about to explode with anger. Being spat on by a dog once was already a humiliation of a lifetime, but being spat on by the same dog twice—that was the true, insane humiliation!

"Hehehe, not bad, keep screaming. The louder you scream, the more excited I get!" Er Gouzi grinned with incomparable excitement, opening its mouth to continue spitting.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, it played out various fancy ways of spitting, such as spitting upside down, spitting like a mountain and sea, spitting like a double dragon going out to sea—it was dazzling!

But Shang Wu couldn't do anything. He had been injured by Xu Que, and although he was fed medicine, the speed of that pill recovering his injuries was too slow, so he could only lie on the ground and watch Er Gouzi spit on his head.

In the end, when Shang Wu recovered his strength, this shocking bullying had ended, and Xu Que and Er Gouzi had long since run away.

"I want them to die, I want them to die without a burial place!" Shang Wu roared crazily, got up, and rushed out the door, charging back to the mansion.

He wanted to find his father to take revenge. In his view, Xu Que was only at the fourth layer of the Infant Transformation Stage and was definitely not his father's opponent. Taking advantage of the fact that the other members of the Exploding Heaven Gang were not around, wiping out Xu Que was definitely no problem!

But the mansion was quiet. Shang Wu searched for most of the circle, but couldn't find his father's trace.

"Stop, where is my father?" He grabbed a servant and roared with a ferocious look.

The servant was startled and replied tremblingly: "Back... back to General Shang, the master said he is going into closed-door cultivation today and no one is allowed to disturb him!"

"Closed-door cultivation? Ah..." Shang Wu roared crazily again.

At the same time, in a room in the mansion, Shang Ling sat cross-legged on a cushion, his eyes opening slightly.

Hearing Shang Wu roaring and shouting outside, he finally felt relieved and comforted himself in his heart: General Zhuge really knows his limits!

……

That day, Shang Wu took another more precious pill to heal his injuries and took three baths. It wasn't until nightfall that he went out again.

He felt incomparable grievance and anger in his heart and wanted to continue going out to vent.

"Hmm?"

However, when he passed by a small alley, he suddenly heard familiar voices coming from nearby.

Shang Wu stopped immediately, only to discover that next to the alley was a private room in a teahouse, and the voices inside were Er Gouzi and Xu Que.

"Kid, today was truly refreshing. This Divine Venerable has finally taken revenge!"

"Sigh!"

"Damn, what are you sighing for? Don't tell me you feel guilty? That doesn't look like your style at all!"

"Guilty my ass. I'm worrying about what excuse to find to bully him tomorrow. I can't keep saying he's ugly and doesn't wear a mask, right? This excuse is too low-level!"

"Is this something to worry about? It's very simple. Tomorrow you just tell him to buy things for us to eat. If he buys noodles, you beat him and ask why he didn't buy rice; if he buys rice, keep beating him and ask why he didn't buy noodles! If he buys both noodles and rice, keep beating him and ask why he didn't buy pancakes!"

"Aiyo, Er Gouzi, not bad, you're actually this smart when it comes to playing tricks on people?"

"Fart, this Divine Venerable is just influenced by you and is now using your thinking to enlighten you!"

"You're the one farting, I never do such vulgar things!"

……

In the end, the man and the dog went from discussing things to arguing!

Shang Wu outside the room was sweating profusely. These two guys were too ruthless. They bullied me today, and now they're even discussing what excuse to find to bully me tomorrow. Good, very good, then this General will play with you two!

He sneered and turned to leave.

Early the next morning, Shang Wu went out again!

He went to the same restaurant as yesterday, the same location, the same people; he had arranged everything!

"Ge... General Shang, is it really appropriate to come here today?" a youth asked with incomparable worry.

Shang Wu sneered: "Don't worry, today they definitely won't have an excuse or reason to take action against me!"

He had already heard Xu Que and Er Gouzi's plan last night. At this moment, he was full of confidence and had a plan in mind, clearly having thought of a way to fight back and wanting to regain the face he lost yesterday in front of everyone.

……

After a while, the restaurant's gate suddenly creaked and was pushed open!

Xu Que and Er Gouzi came again, the man and the dog full of smiles, walking in slowly.

"General Shang, you're in a good mood today!" Xu Que said with a smile. When he heard that Shang Wu had come here again, he was actually surprised, but didn't think much of it and came directly, preparing to launch the second round of bullying.

And Shang Wu also raised the corner of his mouth and said coldly: "What is General Zhuge here for today?"

"Oh, nothing, just passing by and felt a bit hungry. But I'm not familiar with the dishes here, so you help me order some food!" Xu Que accepted Er Gouzi's plan and prepared to use that method to fix Shang Wu.

But Shang Wu was calm and composed, asking slowly: "I wonder if General Zhuge likes noodles or rice?"

Hmm?

Immediately, Xu Que and Er Gouzi were stunned at the same time, turning their heads to look at each other!

How did this guy seem to have become witty?

"Uh, eat noodles!" Xu Que had no choice but to respond.

Shang Wu asked again: "Meat or vegetarian?"

Xu Que frowned immediately. This plot development seemed a bit wrong.

But he still responded: "Meat!"

"Do you want a big bowl or a small bowl? How many bowls do you need? Do you need any side dishes? Are there any taboos?" Shang Wu asked several questions in a row, his eyes full of playfulness, sneering confidently!

In an instant, Xu Que and Er Gouzi were stunned on the spot, completely speechless!

The plan failed!

Shang Wu laughed even more happily, shouting in his heart that it was satisfying!

"Swish!"

However, at this moment, Xu Que's figure suddenly flickered, quickly rushing forward and appearing in front of Shang Wu.

Shang Wu was stunned, and before he could react, Xu Que suddenly raised his fist and smashed it toward his face one after another.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

"Let you not wear a mask!"

"Let you not wear a mask!"

"Let you not wear a mask!" ===== CHAPTER 500 =====