Chapter 500: You damn well come back

Just like yesterday, Shang Wu was bullied again.

He had thought that by eavesdropping on Xu Que and Er Gouzi's plan and thinking of a way to crack it, he could make Xu Que unable to do anything to him and retreat helplessly!

But never expected!

Xu Que actually used the same excuse as the day before—that being ugly affects the city's appearance and not wearing a mask means getting beaten—and went up to give him a brutal beating, followed by Er Gouzi taking over the second half to continue spitting!

Even if Shang Wu was angered to the point of spitting blood, he had to swallow it back; he was truly helpless.

He finally understood that the point of this matter wasn't the excuse at all, but Xu Que's strength!

In the face of such crushing strength, even without an excuse, he could be beaten.

"Zhuge Liang, you just wait for me. I will definitely repay this hatred a hundredfold! I'll endure you for a few days, and then we'll see how you cry!"

After Xu Que and Er Gouzi left with satisfaction, Shang Wu lay on the ground, gritting his teeth in anger.

Actually, Xu Que's education was quite successful; it had already aroused Shang Wu's desire for revenge.

Unfortunately, Shang Wu didn't think about making himself stronger, but instead pinned all his hopes for revenge on the Gong family members who would arrive in the Water Yuan Kingdom in a few days!

……

When Shang Wu recovered from his injuries, he returned to the mansion, still roaring things like "I want to kill him" and "I want revenge."

Shang Ling, who was hiding in his room pretending to be in closed-door cultivation, heard these words and finally smiled with gratification, thinking that Xu Que's education plan had truly succeeded!

Thus, for the next few days, Shang Ling remained behind closed doors!

Xu Que, on the other hand, brought Er Gouzi to find trouble with Shang Wu every day, and even when Shang Wu hid in the mansion and didn't go out, he personally came to the door.

Sometimes he said the house was built illegally and a part had to be demolished, and he had to be beaten as a penalty!

Sometimes he said he suspected illegal gatherings in the mansion, and upon searching, he found over a hundred servants; the charge was established, and Shang Wu was beaten again!

……

From the first day, for a total of five days, Shang Wu spent the most miserable and unbearable time of his life.

These five days felt longer than five years. If it weren't for knowing that his cousin from the Gong family would arrive tomorrow, he would have almost jumped into the river to commit suicide!

However, Xu Que had a very comfortable time these few days. Besides being busy beating Shang Wu to vent his stress, he basically hung out in the City Lord's Mansion, flirting with Situ Haitang whenever he had nothing to do.

Of course, he also did serious business!

In a few days, he listed a plan to train the Exploding Heaven Gang army!

For example, various tactical cooperation tactics of special forces from Earth, spy training plans, Infernal Affairs plans, Flying Tigers plans, Avengers Alliance plans, and so on!

Finally, he handed over all the black gold armor artifacts he had stolen from the Second Prince's secret room in the Golden Origin Kingdom Imperial Palace to Situ Haitang!

"When the time comes, find some blacksmiths and engrave the three words 'Exploding Heaven Gang' on these armors, to be used as combat uniforms for our Exploding Heaven Gang army in the future!" Xu Que instructed.

He had made this plan very seriously. When he helped the Empress take back the Water Yuan Kingdom, Xu Que had already thought that one person's strength was ultimately limited, and bringing a powerful army by his side was the real strength. The most critical thing was that he could also act cool!

In the future, when he mixed well overseas, he would come back and bring this trained team over to cause trouble. Whoever didn't submit would be beaten until they did!

Since Situ Haitang had already agreed to help with the training, she accepted the pile of black gold armor and artifacts and said: "I can only help you train them for five years at most. After five years, I may have to leave!"

"You're leaving? Why?" Xu Que was immediately surprised.

Situ Haitang looked at Xu Que deeply and said calmly: "Escaping marriage!"

"Well done, I appreciate people like you who pursue free love. If I haven't returned by then, you can come overseas to find me!" Xu Que gave a thumbs up and smiled.

"Hmm!" Situ Haitang responded softly, then didn't say anything more, continuing to examine those black gold armors!

"Awoo!"

At this moment, Er Gouzi howled and ran in from the courtyard, carrying a large package, shouting at the top of its lungs: "Damn, kid, are you done yet? Didn't you say we were setting off for the Imperial City today? Hurry up, this Divine Venerable wants to rush back to eat burgers and ice cream!"

"You're leaving today?" Situ Haitang, hearing this, looked at Xu Que in astonishment.

Xu Que nodded and smiled: "Yeah, we'll set off in a moment. Do you want to come along?"

Situ Haitang was silent for a moment, then shook her head: "No need. After you arrive, just have those three thousand Snow City troops return. I happen to be going to find a training ground first!"

"Truly a dedicated career woman! Next time I'll definitely ask Ma Yun of our Exploding Heaven Gang to give you a 'Diligence Blessing'!" Xu Que said with narrowed eyes.

Situ Haitang was stunned for a moment, then smiled and shook her head: "You are truly unfathomable. You can't be serious for even a moment, always smiling and saying strange things!"

"That's what makes it more mysterious!" Xu Que smiled.

The more mysterious he was, the more women would want to understand him, and the more they understood, the more they couldn't help but fall in love! This was the advanced realm of the flirting technique!

"However, this time you're going overseas, it's best to keep a low profile. Although I haven't been there, I've heard quite a bit. There are many powerful experts there, and many factions are extremely huge, some with legacies of thousands or tens of thousands of years. Great abilities at the Void Refining and Body Integration stages cover the sky with one hand, and their strength is unimaginable! So you can't be as high-profile as you are here. Endure for a moment and the wind will be calm and the waves will be still, understand?" Situ Haitang advised earnestly.

This appearance was just like a wife whose husband was going to war, worried and uneasy!

Xu Que felt a warmth in his heart and rarely didn't smile, nodding seriously: "I'll remember it!"

Of course, remembering was one thing, but saying this was just to keep Situ Haitang from worrying too much.

With Xu Que's personality, could he not be high-profile, could he not cause trouble?

Definitely not!

As a generation's King of Acting Cool, he must definitely take the "King of Acting Cool Theory" as the foundation, "causing trouble" as the center, and "running away after acting cool" as the guidance, to implement and carry out the development path of a generation's King of Acting Cool!

What to do if you cause trouble? It doesn't matter, turn around and fight back directly!

What to do if you can't beat them? It doesn't matter, turn around and run!

Xu Que had long mastered this way of survival; he wasn't afraid anywhere!

In the end, he and Er Gouzi set off, rushing to the teleportation array in the center of Snow City, preparing to take the teleportation array to leave.

This matter also reached Shang Wu's mansion.

Shang Wu was stunned on the spot after hearing it, almost spitting out a mouthful of old blood.

Damn, I endured humiliation and was brutally beaten for five days, and finally made it to now, and the Gong family's experts will arrive tomorrow, and you say you're leaving?

Zhuge Liang, go to your sister, don't leave, you damn well come back! ===== CHAPTER 501 =====