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Chapter 719: Promoting to Acting Cool Saint!

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"Who is it?"

The arrival of Xu Que and Er Gouzi instantly aroused the vigilance of many cultivators in the territory.

Everyone stood up in a flash, and several of them immediately gripped their Dharma Artifacts, pointing them at Xu Que nervously and angrily.

Xu Que smiled slightly: "I am Zhong Kui of the Exploding Heaven Gang, ordered to come and clean up those who swindle and bluff in the name of the Exploding Heaven Gang!"

Exploding Heaven Gang!

Hearing these three words, the many cultivators in the territory were stunned.

Following that, someone shouted angrily: "It's you guys again, using the name of the Exploding Heaven Gang to swindle and bluff outside, and now you want to frame us, and now you plan to cut the weeds and eliminate the roots?"

"Swindle and bluff? No, no, no, you've recognized the wrong person!" Xu Que shook his head and smiled, then waved his big hand!

Bang!

In a muffled sound, several huge trash cans appeared from the system package and landed on the ground.

Following that, more than ten corpses rolled out from them.

For a time, all the cultivators in the territory were stunned, looking at the corpses in dumbstruck astonishment. 【

The next moment, everyone was moved.

"This... this is the shopkeeper of the fake Exploding Heaven Gang Inn!"

"My god, it really is him!"

"Damn it, he was the one who killed my wife and children back then!"

"And this one, the Pavilion Master of the fake Exploding Heaven Gang Book Pavilion. He used to do whatever he wanted in the Imperial City, and it was only after it alarmed Madam Ya that they restrained themselves a bit!"

"Heavens! These are all despicable villains who impersonated the Exploding Heaven Gang in the Imperial City to bully the weak, and they're all here!"

Instantly, everyone turned their gazes back to Xu Que, filled with fervor and excitement.

"You... are you really a prodigy of the Exploding Heaven Gang?" someone asked tremblingly, not out of fear, but because they were too excited!

Xu Que smiled slightly and nodded. "That's right! The others will arrive at the Imperial City very soon!"

Er Gouzi also stood out and said with an arrogant face, "This Divine Venerable is the Deputy Gang Leader of the Exploding Heaven Gang, you lot..."

Slap!

Before it could finish speaking, Er Gouzi's mouth was pressed shut by Xu Que's hand.

But the people present were already completely unable to suppress their excitement, their faces filled with wild joy.

"It really is the Exploding Heaven Gang!"

"I remember this dog; it's Xu Que's pet!"

"They are finally going to appear!"

"Five years, it's been a full five years!"

Many people were so excited that their eyes filled with tears.

Xu Que, however, was completely confused. "Fellow Daoists, is there any need to be this excited? As far as I know, you are also suspected of impersonating Exploding Heaven Gang members!"

"No! We have never impersonated the Exploding Heaven Gang!" everyone suddenly said firmly. "We have always firmly believed that the Exploding Heaven Gang is a righteous existence. Although everyone in the gang is flamboyant and shameless, they ultimately belong to the righteous side. Therefore, we have always advised the world that those Exploding Heaven Gang members who use the gang's name to abduct women and oppress the people are definitely fake. We didn't expect to encounter such persecution, so we united to resist the enemy together!"

"What kind of talk is that? Every single person in my Exploding Heaven Gang is an innocent, kind, pure, and flawless good man. When have we ever been flamboyant or shameless? That's just a misunderstanding by outsiders! However, you have done well; to uphold the justice of the Exploding Heaven Gang, you have actually made such great sacrifices!" Xu Que nodded.

Everyone hurriedly waved their hands and said, "Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, please don't say that. We just couldn't stand those people who use the Exploding Heaven Gang's banner to run wild outside!"

"Very good. In my capacity as an enforcer of the Exploding Heaven Gang, I announce that from this moment on, you are all good men of my Exploding Heaven Gang! Speak, who hurt you? I, Zhong Kui, will definitely seek justice for you today!" Xu Que said in a deep voice.

Everyone was shocked, finding it hard to believe.

"We've actually joined the Exploding Heaven Gang just like that?"

"Haha, have we finally become a part of the Exploding Heaven Gang?"

"It's been five years! I've looked forward to this for a full five years, I never thought my dream would actually come true!"

"Everything we've paid over these five years has been worth it!"

"That's right, to join the Exploding Heaven Gang, I specifically broke out of prison in the Golden Origin Kingdom just to fulfill this dream!"

"That's nothing, to uphold the justice of the Exploding Heaven Gang, I even lost my wife and children! But that still couldn't stop my dream of wanting to join the Exploding Heaven Gang!"

"Hmph, what you're talking about are all small matters! My dream since I was a child has been to join the Exploding Heaven Gang!"

Many people vied to speak, listing the hardships and sweat they had endured along the way, becoming more and more shameless as they spoke.

Everything was only because of that one sentence from Xu Que, which allowed them to find a sense of belonging—the Exploding Heaven Gang!

"Everyone, since you are now people of my Exploding Heaven Gang, these slogans in the future..." At this moment, Xu Que reached out and pointed to the various slogans plastered all over the mountains and plains, and said in a low voice.

Numerous cultivators immediately patted their chests and said, "Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, rest assured, we will plaster these slogans all over the world from now on!"

"That's right, wherever we go, we will plaster them, so that the whole world knows us!"

"This will be our new dream!"

"Li Bai of the Exploding Heaven Gang said that if a person has no dreams, what is the difference between them and a salted fish? So this dream is my goal to strive for from now on!"

Everyone spoke one after another, all of them sonorous and powerful, immensely firm!

Xu Que was immensely moved; they were talents! Absolutely talents, they must be recruited!

He immediately nodded and said, "Not bad, not bad! With such aptitude, you understand at a single hint and can even draw inferences about other cases; you are definitely talents suitable for our Exploding Heaven Gang. From now on, you are all members of my Exploding Heaven Gang's Propaganda Department!

Remember, when plastering slogans, your movements must be fast, your posture must be handsome, and you must embody the flamboyant and shameless nature of our Exploding Heaven Gang... pfft, no, that's not right, embody our innocence, kindness, liveliness, and cuteness!"

"Yes!" everyone immediately replied in unison.

Afterward, Xu Que generously produced a pile of pills, forcibly saving the dying and healing the wounded, allowing the many injured cultivators to recover.

Following that, under his wave of the arm, everyone followed him and Er Gouzi, marching majestically toward other territories to slaughter!

The third territory on the map was almost the same as the first, with various manors in patches, looking very wealthy.

However, this territory was clearly more vigilant; before Xu Que and the others had truly approached, guards had already detected them!

"Stop! Who dares to trespass into my Exploding Heaven Gang branch!" Following a shout, more than a dozen guards immediately surrounded them from all directions.

They ignored Xu Que and locked their gazes directly onto the group of people behind him.

Following that, they all sneered.

"It's you bunch of death-defying trash again!"

"It seems the lesson given yesterday wasn't enough; you've come to throw your lives away again today!"

"Daring to offend our Exploding Heaven Gang is a dead end!"

The guards laughed coldly, and the manor was also brightly lit, with many people alarmed and coming out.

Before long, Xu Que and the others were surrounded by a dense crowd of people.

"Yo, there are quite a lot of people!" Xu Que sneered and said calmly.

But the group of cultivators behind him felt a bit uncertain.

After all, there were too many people in this territory, and they responded to every call; reinforcements arrived too quickly. He was afraid this battle would be very difficult to fight!

"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, why don't we retreat first? When the other prodigies of the Exploding Heaven Gang arrive, these people will definitely be on a dead end!" someone spoke up and suggested to Xu Que in a low voice!

Xu Que immediately frowned, turned to look at that person, and said in a deep voice, "Your way of thinking is very problematic! As a person of my Exploding Heaven Gang, you must have the courage not to fear trouble. If such a tiny number of people scares you into retreating, wouldn't it make people laugh their heads off if it got out!"

As soon as these words were spoken, everyone's mouth corners twitched.

A tiny number of people?

Damn, Big Brother, we have less than a hundred people here, while the other side has several thousand. Can this be called a tiny number?

Fortunately, after Xu Que said this, no one ran away.

After all, the fact that they could fight against this group of fake Exploding Heaven Gang members until now at least showed that they were not cowards who feared trouble!

And the group of people outside the manor were currently full of mockery, slowly surrounding them.

Xu Que turned back very calmly and said to the numerous cultivators, "Remember, the tenet of my Exploding Heaven Gang is... treat life and death with indifference, if you're not convinced, just fight!"

After speaking, the iron chain in his hand suddenly swung out!

Boom!

A majestic cold fire suddenly ignited the entire iron chain, sweeping forward abruptly!

This time, Xu Que did not suppress his power, sweeping out this move with the strength of the Void Refining Stage!

Boom!

In an instant, the ghostly white cold fire on the iron chain suddenly descended like a huge bright moon, sweeping across the thousands of cultivators outside the manor!

In just a single instant, before those thousands of people could react, they were instantly turned into human-shaped ice pillars by the cold fire.

Following that, the iron chain carried majestic power and smashed down; all the human-shaped ice pillars instantly exploded, shattering into a pile, irresistible!

Just one move!

Just one instant!

Of the thousands of people outside the manor, not a single one survived!

The dozens of cultivators following behind Xu Que were stunned on the spot, dumbfounded!

At the same time, Xu Que had already retracted the iron chain, his expression calm, and he said indifferently, "Next territory!"

Hiss!

At this moment, everyone in the entire place suddenly gasped, feeling horrified in their hearts.

As expected of a prodigy of the Exploding Heaven Gang!

This strength, this spirit, simply no one could rival!

"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, the next territory has..." At this moment, someone seemed to remember something and spoke up.

But before they could finish speaking, they were interrupted by Xu Que waving his hand.

"Remember the second point: people of my Exploding Heaven Gang never need to know how many people the other side has, or what their cultivation realm is, when fighting; we only need to know the time and place!"

In an instant, the entire place was silent, not a sound!

Everyone was shocked to the core, standing blankly on the spot, watching Xu Que's slowly receding back, and that iron chain under the moonlight, which seemed to bloom with a strange light!

At the same time, the system's notification sounds had already rung out one after another in Xu Que's mind:

"Ding! Congratulations to the Host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewarded with 2,400 Acting Cool Points!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the Host 'Xu Que' for successfully acting cool, rewarded with 3,200 Acting Cool Points!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the Host 'Xu Que' for acting a cool, cold act, specially rewarded with 5,000 Acting Cool Points!"

"Ding! Congratulations to the Host 'Xu Que' for achieving the new achievement 'Acted a cool, cold act', officially promoted to 'Acting Cool Saint', mall items are 20% off!"

"Ding! Host 'Xu Que', you have a new express delivery, please pay attention to receiving it!"

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