Chapter 720
"Express delivery?"
Xu Que was stunned upon hearing the system's notification sound, and following that, his eyes flashed slightly, leaping with joy!
He immediately summoned the system, and a huge package indeed appeared on the interface, on which was written:
Sender: Ye Qiu!
Recipient: Xu Que!
"SIM card! Has it finally arrived?"
The corners of Xu Que's mouth suddenly lifted into a smile, and with a thought, he directly stored the package into the system storage space.
Afterward, he led the team forward, continuing to carry out his anti-counterfeiting operation!
What was different from before was that Xu Que had accelerated the speed of his anti-counterfeiting details this time!
Outside the city suburbs, the fourth territory.
"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, this territory is the most rampant; they have ransacked quite a few villages and even traffic children!"
Boom!
Xu Que didn't say a word, raised his hand, and swung the iron chain out; the territory was instantly destroyed!
The fifth territory.
"Fellow Daoist Zhong Kui, the cultivators here are also very hateful; they call themselves the Ri Tian Gang, doing all sorts of petty things everywhere, and even saying that Xu Que agreed to let them call themselves the Ri Tian Gang!"
"Damn, copycats? Destroy them, destroy them!"
Xu Que widened his eyes, swung his hand, and another iron chain strike; the entire manor exploded on the spot.
That night, Xu Que destroyed countless forces impersonating the Exploding Heaven Gang in one go!
By the time they returned to the Imperial City at daybreak the next day, the entire Imperial City was already in turmoil, and countless people were horrified.
"Damn!"
"In just one day and one night, so many forces were all eradicated by Zhong Kui alone?"
"Too terrifying!"
"As expected! The Exploding Heaven Gang really cannot be offended!"
"Dizzy, who would offend the Exploding Heaven Gang for no reason? It's just those people seeking their own deaths; why do anything else, they just had to go and impersonate the Exploding Heaven Gang!"
"That's right! The Exploding Heaven Gang has such divine might, everyone is a prodigy; how could they be impersonated by those petty people?"
"Now that the real Exploding Heaven Gang has come forward to clean up those impersonators who were causing trouble, the Imperial City can finally be stable from now on!"
"That's right! Thanks to the Exploding Heaven Gang!"
Many people discussed one after another, clapping and cheering.
However, in less than half a day, the situation changed again!
"Plaster, plaster it for me!"
"Plaster it hard!"
Xu Que led those dozens of cultivators, pointing out the landscape on the countless barren mountains outside the city, plastering the mountains and plains with all kinds of slogans!
"The Exploding Heaven Gang is invincible!"
"The Exploding Heaven Gang is awesome!"
"Zhong Kui of the Exploding Heaven Gang was here!"
"Supreme Treasure of the Exploding Heaven Gang was here!"
"When the Exploding Heaven Gang goes on an expedition, not a blade of grass grows!"
"When the Exploding Heaven Gang appears, only needles and thread remain!"
Countless slogans like these, like bullet screens, fluttered in the wind on various big mountains, forming beautiful scenery, and even spreading into the Imperial City.
All of a sudden, the people in the Imperial City were dumbfounded.
"What the hell?"
"This... this looks like a disgrace!"
"Dizzy, I didn't expect the fake Exploding Heaven Gang to leave, and the real Exploding Heaven Gang to come, and they are just as annoying!"
"Fart, the fake Exploding Heaven Gang killed people like flies, but the real Exploding Heaven Gang is just annoying!"
"That's also true, after all, they are a flamboyant and shameless gang, different from those coquettish bitches outside!"
In the end, the guards in the Imperial City turned a blind eye, letting Xu Que's Exploding Heaven Gang Propaganda Department go everywhere to plaster slogans!
And Xu Que himself and Er Gouzi had already returned to the Imperial City. Just as they entered an inn to prepare to stay, Imperial Palace guards immediately came to request an audience, saying that Lady Ya wanted to see him!
Xu Que smiled; Lady Ya was probably wanting to find him to inquire about "Xu Que"!
Immediately, he waved his hand and said to the guard, "I won't enter the palace. You go back and tell Lady Ya that Xu Que will arrive tonight!"
"Yes!" The guard hurriedly replied and retreated in a hurry!
Afterward, Xu Que and Er Gouzi entered a private room.
As soon as Er Gouzi entered, it immediately occupied the bed, half-lying on it, striking a seductive pose, and said, "This Divine Venerable is tired, Little Que Que, get some food for this Divine Venerable!"
Slap!
Xu Que threw a hook directly at it, but it hit Er Gouzi, only making a muffled sound, and the entire iron hook was completely deformed.
Er Gouzi was stunned for a moment, and following that, it immediately rolled around on the bed, howling in pain, "Awoo! This Divine Venerable has suffered heavy injuries, I'm dying!"
"Stop pretending, get lost immediately, otherwise I'll let you watch me eat tonight!" Xu Que immediately glared and said.
He had long known that Er Gouzi's body was invincible, and nothing could hurt it, but every time he hit it, it would pretend to be in pain, which was truly asking for a beating!
"What, there's food tonight? Eat what, eat what?" As soon as Er Gouzi heard about food, its eyes immediately lit up, its face full of excitement.
"Stewed meat! And braised pork!" Xu Que replied indifferently.
"Wow, this is good, this Divine Venerable likes it. By the way, what meat is it?"
"Dog meat!"
"Damn!"
After messing around with Er Gouzi for a few sentences, Xu Que successfully kicked it off the bed, then lay down on it himself, and quickly summoned the system interface.
In the storage space, that package sent from another plane was lying quietly inside.
"System, open the package!" Xu Que's heartbeat couldn't help but accelerate, and with a thought, he opened the package.
Whoosh!
Instantly, several streams of light flashed across the system storage space interface.
"Ding! Discovered new item: one 'Mobile SIM card'!"
"Ding! Discovered new item: two hundred cartons of 'Mutated Fake Cigarettes'!"
Damn!
What the hell are fake cigarettes? And they're mutated?
Xu Que's eyes instantly widened, and he sat up from the bed, looking at the detailed introduction of the two items!
【Mobile SIM card】:
A mobile phone number card from Earth, it is a smart card that must be installed in GSM digital mobile phones!
【Mutated Fake Cigarettes】:
Fake cigarettes from Earth, because they encountered an unknown source of pollution when crossing planes, they have mutated!
Effect: "Mutated fake cigarettes, boundless magic power!" If the Host smokes while acting cool, they can obtain a double Acting Cool Points reward BUFF!
Side effect: Smoking is harmful to health; every twenty cigarettes smoked is equivalent to smoking a pack of cigarettes!
"Damn!"
After reading the introduction, Xu Que couldn't help but curse!
So these cigarettes were originally ordinary fake cigarettes! It was just that they crossed planes during the express delivery, which caused the mutation!
"Damn, this Ye Qiu is definitely an idiot; he can even buy fake cigarettes, and it's two hundred cartons of fake cigarettes. I'm afraid this IQ makes it difficult to inherit my mantle as the King of Acting Cool!" Xu Que shook his head, his face full of disappointment!
But to be honest, he was still very happy in his heart, because these mutated fake cigarettes were simply invincible; they actually had a double Acting Cool Points reward, which meant that the day of returning to Earth was truly just around the corner!
However, the only thing that excited him right now was that SIM card!
"System, quick, take out my phone and SIM card, by the way, also the signal booster!"
Xu Que summoned the system, took everything out, then picked up the mobile SIM card, stuffed it into the phone in a few moves, and set up the four signal boosters.
"Ding ding..."
Accompanied by a crisp phone startup sound, the screen also lit up.
Xu Que felt a long-lost sense of familiarity.
Er Gouzi next to him heard the movement and immediately leaned over with curiosity, widening its two eyes: "Damn, kid, what is this thing? Can it be eaten, can it be eaten? It's so small, can it be full?"
"Eat my ass, this is called a mobile phone!" Xu Que was in a very good mood right now, and he was too lazy to discipline Er Gouzi, looking at the phone with a pleasing eye, waiting for the startup to complete!
Er Gouzi's eyes lit up, immensely excited: "Hand chicken? There is actually such a small chicken in the world?"
Xu Que smiled, and at the same time, his gaze also fell onto the phone screen in his hand.
At this time, it had already started up successfully!
End of Chapter
