Chapter 780: There Is a Dog Named Er Gouzi [4500 Monthly Tickets Bonus Chapter]

"Hmm?"

Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan immediately exchanged glances, both wearing the same expression on their faces—shock!

Extreme shock!

In the shouts coming from the distance, dogs were mentioned one moment, dog urine the next, and then wolves!

Didn't all these characteristics point directly to Er Gouzi?

Looking across the world, aside from Er Gouzi, one truly could not find a second dog that looked like a dog yet claimed to be a wolf, and even dared to urinate on others' heads!

But something wasn't quite right!

This was damn well the Ascension Road; since Er Gouzi was in the Four Great Continents, how could it possibly have entered here?

"Are they talking about Er Gouzi?" Jiang Hongyan looked at Xu Que and asked with some surprise.

Even she had immediately thought of Er Gouzi upon hearing this, which made Xu Que feel even more certain that it was eighty percent likely him!

"Let's go take a look!" Xu Que immediately stepped forward, rushing toward the sound together with Jiang Hongyan.

Very soon, on an ancient road ahead, Xu Que saw a group of Body Integration Stage cultivators running forward at full speed.

Several of them still had wet heads, emitting a pungent, stinking odor, their faces filled with rage.

However, looking around, one could only see this group of cultivators running wildly; there was no sign of Er Gouzi anywhere!

"Fellow Daoist, what happened? I heard you were chasing a dog?" Xu Que immediately grabbed hold of a young cultivator who hadn't been splashed with urine and asked with a kindly face.

That cultivator had no mood left to chase the dog anyway, so he simply stopped and said helplessly, "We were just resting under those trees over there when suddenly a dog appeared, stood on the tree, and urinated down, shouting something about becoming an immortal; several of my Senior Brothers were unfortunately soaked and are now furious!"

"What? There is actually such a shameless dog in this world? Fellow Daoist, quickly tell me, what does that dog look like, what are its characteristics? I must draw my sword to assist!" Xu Que immediately patted his chest and said with a righteous expression.

The young cultivator was momentarily stunned, then shook his head and said, "It looks strange and weird, appearing very wretched, and indeed looks a bit like a wolf, but when it runs it moves like a dog, and its speed is extremely fast!"

"Are there any other characteristics? For instance, does it refer to itself as 'This Divine Venerable' when speaking?" Xu Que asked.

The young cultivator was suddenly alarmed: "This... how did you know that?"

"I guessed. Alright, you can continue chasing the dog now!" Xu Que smiled, took Jiang Hongyan's hand, turned around, and left directly.

Obviously, he was now one hundred percent certain that the dog this group was chasing was Er Gouzi!

Under normal circumstances, Xu Que would definitely not bother with Er Gouzi; anyway, it was unkillable, and given its terrifyingly powerful Flesh Body, even someone at Mahayana Stage Peak probably couldn't hurt it!

But the situation was different now; if Er Gouzi could truly come from the Four Great Continents, it meant that the Ascension Road had also opened an entrance in the Four Great Continents, which conversely meant that perhaps one could follow the path Er Gouzi took to return directly to the Four Great Continents!

Therefore, right now, they had to find Er Gouzi first!

"The Ascension Road is extremely vast, with countless unknown areas; Er Gouzi just appeared here, so it might have already run to some distant direction, making it likely very difficult for us to find it!" Jiang Hongyan said softly.

She had some understanding of the Ascension Road and felt that the hope of finding Er Gouzi here was slightly slim.

Xu Que, however, smiled and said, "Rest assured, given Er Gouzi's personality of repaying even the slightest grievance, don't let its usual cowardice fool you; its desire for revenge is extremely strong. I dare say it won't run far and will definitely look for an opportunity to return and seek revenge on this group!"

"Then we shall wait for it here!" Jiang Hongyan nodded.

"Yes, waiting is necessary, but we cannot just wait idly! Finding people... no, finding a dog, is something that requires broadcasting widely!" Xu Que curled the corner of his mouth, waved his large hand, and pulled a huge megaphone out from between his legs!

Immediately after, following some tinkering, he placed the megaphone by the roadside, plugged in several speakers, and arranged them according to Formation positions to set up a Diffusion Array.

Then, with a mere "Click," Xu Que pressed the switch, causing all the speakers to vibrate instantly, blasting out Xu Que's rhythmic voice!

"Everybody, do you have any freestyle?

YO! YO! There's a dog named Er Gouzi, who every day pretends to be a wolf pup, but he's really just a doggy lackey; every time he opens his mouth it's with this 'This Divine Venerable' tone, his words will all be dissed by me, whoever sees him please slap his tongue off! Yeah, yeah, my name is I-am-so-cool, I never repeat what I say, hope everyone gives me some Monthly Tickets to let me update and consolidate, remember to use more Bath Essence when showering, due to time constraints I must stop here!"

In an instant, Xu Que's improvised rap, transmitted through all the speakers and amplified by the power of the Diffusion Array, suddenly echoed across the surrounding area, spreading outward in an infinite loop.

Countless cultivators in the vicinity were immediately stunned, looking at Xu Que with blank faces, before their heads couldn't help but start nodding up and down to the rhythm, beat by beat.

Further away, several cultivators who were walking were also rendered somewhat confused by this sudden freestyle, before their heads began shaking too; some even more active cultivators directly started swinging their arms on the spot, moving along with the beat.

Even further away, amidst a patch of withered grass, a dog suddenly shot up from below, its two lantern-sized eyes widened to an extreme degree as it looked around in all directions.

"Damn it, why does this voice sound so much like that kid? Holy crap, he actually dares to insult This Divine Venerable! Holy crap, why does it sound so rhythmic! Holy crap, YO! YO! YO!"

While shouting, it shook its dog head, simultaneously reached into its belly, pulled out the Recorder Xu Que had given it back then, and began searching for similar tracks!

Subsequently, listening to the song, it sprinted toward the direction from which the sound was coming.

At this moment, Xu Que returned to Jiang Hongyan's side with a satisfied heart, smiling brightly and saying, "Little girl, how was my freestyle? Was it cool or not?"

Jiang Hongyan couldn't help but laugh, then said with slight annoyance, "How do you know all sorts of strange and weird things?"

"I learned them in my Hometown!" Xu Que laughed.

"Hometown?" Jiang Hongyan was stunned; she had heard Xu Que mention before that his Hometown was not Five Elements Mountain, but a place even farther away, though he had never specified exactly where.

Xu Que smiled, his gaze suddenly becoming deeply affectionate as he looked at Jiang Hongyan and said, "One day, I will take you to see my Hometown, and then hold a grand wedding, a great wedding witnessed by everyone, letting the whole world bless us!"

"Okay!" Jiang Hongyan smiled; even with her ordinary face after disguise, she was currently stunning enough to captivate all beauties and overthrow kingdoms and cities!

The two gazed into each other's eyes; Xu Que slowly leaned forward, attempting to take advantage of this wonderful opportunity to steal another kiss from Jiang Hongyan!

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother, come quickly, we saw that dog!" Suddenly, someone shouted in surprise from not far away.

Immediately following, a group of cultivators suddenly broke into a sprint and rushed over.

Xu Que and Jiang Hongyan both reacted immediately; after exchanging a glance, they silently darted forward in perfect unison.

Moments later, the two finally saw that familiar dog!

Undoubtedly, it was Er Gouzi!

At this moment, it was being blocked by several cultivators; standing upright on its two hind legs like a human, waving its front legs, it was quite convincingly playing freestyle too: "YO! YO! You bunch of rats, dare to block This Divine Venerable's path, are you looking for death? YO! YO! If you have the guts, come over, This Divine Venerable will slap you to death with one palm!"

"Hmph, what 'yo' this and 'yo' that, what are you still pretending about? Since you've delivered yourself to our door, don't even think about escaping!"

"Stay right here, watch your mouth; wait until my Senior Brother returns, and we'll peel your hide!" Several cultivators stared coldly at Er Gouzi and said.

Er Gouzi, however, seemed possessed by freestyle; continuing to wave its two front legs, it said with an arrogant face, "This Divine Venerable intends to have an unclean mouth, intends to scold you, if you have the guts bite me! YO! YO! Your mother's head, like a leather ball, kicked all the way to the Department Store, the Department Store sells balloons, what it's selling is your damn mother's head!"

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