Chapter 781: Er Gouzi's Miraculous Talent [First Update]

Damn it!

Hearing Er Gouzi's rhyming freestyle, Xu Que was stunned.

He even knows about department stores; where did this fellow learn such things?

Looking down again, Xu Que saw that Er Gouzi was still holding a recorder in his paws.

"That explains it!" Xu Que suddenly realized; clearly, these songs were what Er Gouzi had found on the recorder, improvised on the spot and immediately put to use!

At this moment, Er Gouzi had already enraged that group of cultivators, and several of them directly formed hand seals with their Dharma Spells, intending to strike him dead with a single palm!

Er Gouzi was immediately so frightened that his fur stood on end; he leaped up from the ground, preparing to flee.

But in that instant, his pair of eyeballs suddenly locked onto Xu Que; in that moment, his expression carried a horrifying sense of déjà vu, looking exactly like a living meme.

Immediately following this, he began shouting curses loudly: "Damn it, kid, what are you still watching the show for? Hurry up and help! Hey, hey, hey, what do you think you're doing? Don't come over! This Divine Venerable warns you, you'd best not come over! Do you see that person over there? He is this Divine Venerable's underling, very powerful; with one punch he can kill ten people!"

"Whoa, you can even recognize me?" Xu Que was instantly dumbfounded; he and Jiang Hongyan were both in disguise, yet he hadn't expected Er Gouzi to recognize him at a single glance.

These dog eyes are truly not simple at all!

"Isn't that obvious? Do you think that just because you're hiding, this Divine Venerable wouldn't be able to find you? It's useless; a man as outstanding as you, no matter where you hide, is like a firefly in the dark night—so bright, so dazzling! Damn it, is that enough now? Hurry up and help this Divine Venerable!" Er Gouzi, being chased and jumping up and down, strained desperately to rush toward Xu Que, but he was constantly intercepted and attacked!

"Oh, not bad!" Xu Que was immediately overjoyed; it was rare to hear Er Gouzi singing praises, and indeed the ancients did not deceive me—a dog in desperation will not only jump over a wall but also speak the truth from his heart!

"Not bad my ass; this Divine Venerable is about to die!" Er Gouzi shouted loudly.

"Then do you have a freestyle?" Xu Que, not the least bit anxious, stood where he was, stroked his chin, and asked.

Er Gouzi immediately flew into a rage and roared: "YO! YO! Xu Que, you Grand Marshal, someone intends to harm this Divine Venerable; how can you bear to stand there watching the show? Hurry up and help me strike these people dead; such matters cannot be treated as a child's game!"

Pfft!

Xu Que immediately burst out laughing; Er Gouzi actually possessed talent in this aspect, which was simply incredibly amazing!

"Hongyan, what do you think of his stanza?" Xu Que looked at Jiang Hongyan and asked with a smile.

Jiang Hongyan paused for a moment, then shook her head slightly and smiled: "I don't really understand these things!"

"It's fine; just tell me how it feels!" Xu Que said with a laugh.

"... I think it's acceptable!" Jiang Hongyan thought for a moment and said thoughtfully.

"Hmm, I think it's unacceptable!" Xu Que shook his head.

Upon hearing this, Er Gouzi immediately bristled with anger and shouted furiously: "This is unfair of you!"

"Alright, alright, stop your blabbering!" Xu Que laughed heartily, then his figure flickered, suddenly turning into a phantom as he darted forward.

His speed was extraordinarily fast, swift as lightning; in an instant, he passed through that group of cultivators and appeared before Er Gouzi.

Immediately, several cultivators froze, their faces filled with astonishment.

"YO! YO! Er Gou, Er Gou, follow me quickly!" Xu Que patted Er Gouzi's head and began improvising rap again.

Er Gouzi, looking extremely proud, followed directly behind Xu Que, opened his duck-like lordly throat, and sang at the top of his lungs: "Let's go when we say let's go! What you have, I have, we all have!"

The several cultivators present were instantly dumbfounded, wearing expressions of complete confusion, thinking they had encountered two fools.

Seeing that Xu Que was about to take Er Gouzi away just like that, the few of them immediately reacted and shouted angrily: "Stop!"

"Fellow Daoist, what is the meaning of this?" The few of them chased forward, stared at Xu Que, and asked.

"Seeing that you look so unfamiliar, you must be new here, correct? Let me advise you: in a place like this, do not meddle in other people's affairs, otherwise, you will bear the consequences yourself!"

As one of them spoke, he had already gripped his hand tightly around his sword hilt, coldly staring at Xu Que.

Xu Que immediately smiled and shook his head: "We, the Heaven Exploding Gang, have never been afraid of trouble!"

As soon as his voice fell, his palm suddenly slapped forward.

Boom!

A surging power instantly surged forward.

Several Body Integration Stage cultivators had barely time to react before they were struck squarely in the chest as if by a colossal mountain; their entire bodies were hurled horizontally, spewing fresh blood, and they crashed heavily into several large trees behind them.

With a crack, several large trees were immediately snapped in half!

The faces of the several cultivators instantly lost all color, filled with horror.

What kind of terrifying strength is this?

Since we are all at the Body Integration Stage, why is he so powerful?

"Let's let this matter end here today; give us of the Heaven Exploding Gang some face, and you will feel fortunate for this!" Xu Que left these words lightly, then took Er Gouzi and Jiang Hongyan with him as he slowly departed, leaving behind only a profound and unfathomable back view for the crowd.

The cultivators rushing up from behind, none daring to step forward and block them, all felt their scalps go numb and voluntarily moved aside to clear the path.

Besides fearing Xu Que's strength, they feared Jiang Hongyan even more; after all, she was an existence at the Tribulation Transcendence Stage, holding the status at the very top of the food chain within the Ascension Road!

In the end, Xu Que and his party walked down the Ascension Road; the cultivators on the path gradually decreased, with only faint figures remaining.

Some had already walked into deeper zones, some were still lingering near certain entrances, and others had already closed their eyes forever, becoming corpses upon the Ascension Road!

Such things had long become commonplace in the Cultivation World.

Xu Que walked leisurely until there were no figures visible on the path; then, with a "whoosh," he suddenly grabbed the collar around Er Gouzi's neck and cursed: "You rascal Er Gouzi, I told you to take them to the Southern Continent Secret Realm; what are you doing running here?"

Er Gouzi paused for a moment, then cursed back: "Damn it, kid, you still have the nerve to say that? This Divine Venerable already took them over long ago, but do you know how boring it is inside that Secret Realm? Especially that madwoman Duan Jiude's Master; she plays melodies every single day inside the Secret Realm, singing something called 'Love of a Lifetime'; if this Divine Venerable hadn't come out, I would definitely have gone mad!"

Speaking of this, Er Gouzi paused briefly, then suddenly a look of schadenfreude appeared on his face; he grinned and said: "By the way, by the way, that old fellow Duan Jiude has met with great misfortune; originally, he wanted to escape together with this Divine Venerable, but halfway through the escape, this Divine Venerable kicked him back, and then he was caught by his Master, who threw him into the Secret Realm Forbidden Ground; this time, he will have to shed at least two layers of skin just to survive and come out!"

"Haha, really?" Upon hearing this, Xu Que immediately became delighted, his face full of schadenfreude.

This is truly wonderful news that gladdens the heart!

"Er Gouzi, well done! Come, high five!"

"Come!"

Slap!

"By the way, Er Gouzi, where exactly did you kick him? Did you hit a vital spot?"

"Of course; this Divine Venerable planned that kick for several months! You didn't see it at the time, but that old fellow Duan Jiude was almost brought to tears..."

Jiang Hongyan, standing to the side, was rendered utterly speechless by the sight.

One second these two fellows were glaring at each other in fury, and the next they were grinning and huddled together; it truly left one unsure whether to laugh or cry!

But seeing their chat drift further and further off topic, Jiang Hongyan could no longer bear to watch; shaking her head with a smile, she said, "Enough, stop your idle chatter!"

"Yes! Saint Venerable!" Er Gouzi immediately became solemn and respectful, straightening his body and gazing reverently at Jiang Hongyan.

Xu Que's mouth twitched instantly; this lackey was still deluding himself about currying favor to snag a Prime Minister position?

"Er Gouzi, could you explain in detail how you arrived here?" Jiang Hongyan asked with a faint smile.

"Of course, Your Majesty Saint Venerable! Actually, this is a long story; it must begin from the moment this Divine Venerable was born..." Er Gouzi immediately put on an arrogant expression, preparing to launch into a lengthy discourse to introduce his glorious history to the Saint Venerable and leave a good impression.

But before he could finish, a crisp "Slap!" rang out as Xu Que smacked him right on the forehead.

"Ao! Kid, what are you doing?"

"Nothing, no dating, scram! If you ramble on again I'll beat you to death; hurry up and make it short, how exactly did you get in?"

"Walked in! Ao, it hurts, hurts, hurts! Don't hit, don't hit! This Divine Venerable will speak! Actually, three months ago, this Divine Venerable went to the Eastern Wasteland..."

【The First Update is delivered today. Since Monthly Tickets didn't reach 5000 today, there's no need for an extra update; so happy! You lot of combat power five scum, after two more Chapters this awesome Saint will be liberated and can go to Dongguan... tch, no, wrong, can go stroll around the Eastern Wasteland!】