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Chapter 116: You say (chew chew chew) this thing (chew chew chew) who invented it (chew chew chew)?

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Lin Li was laughing so hard he was convulsing high in the air.

【With a fearless and dashing posture, pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (5/8)】

When the pendulum ride ended, the mission progress didn't refresh; perhaps it was because he had been too busy laughing.

But being able to see this scene, Lin Li felt that even dying would be worth the price of admission.

He could continue the mission later, but this sight wasn't something one could see just whenever they wanted.

"Whew—it ended so fast. Was it really three minutes? It felt like less than a minute; it ended just as I was saying a few words to you." As the safety bar lifted, Wang Ziyan chewed his mouth, looking somewhat unsatisfied.

Teacher, is there a possibility that you slept for a full two minutes, and you said more than just a few words to me?

But the person himself was actually completely unaware; how was this memory connected?

Lin Li was truly very curious.

"Teacher, when you played other thrilling rides today, did you also feel they were fast?" Lin Li's face was already completely 'Great King of Power,' but he still asked.

"How did you know? They were all too fast, really not satisfying enough, especially the 'Into the Clouds' ride; it felt like it ended in less than half a second. A bit boring, next time I have to play something higher."

Wang Ziyan left his seat, chewing the bubblegum in his mouth, nodded, and then looked somewhat puzzled:

"What's wrong? Lin Li, why have you been laughing the whole time?"

Damn mouth, don't laugh out loud at a time like this.

"Have you ever been to an amusement park with friends before?" Lin Li continued to ask.

"Never, why?" Wang Ziyan shook his head.

Understood.

"Nothing, Teacher, just completely shocked by your courage."

"Average, I guess, not particularly courageous. I never thought I had this much guts before either, opening up a new world. It's a pity I'm no longer in the prime of youth like you guys." Wang Ziyan felt a bit embarrassed by the praise.

He blew a huge bubble until it popped, then chewed it back into his mouth.

He looked at the pendulum ride behind him and then asked Lin Li with great interest: "Lin Li, are you still playing? Teacher plans to play it again; it really wasn't satisfying enough just now."

"……I have the exact same intention." Lin Li nodded.

This time he wouldn't just be busy laughing; he would definitely be dashing!

"It seems the two of us really have a connection. Let's go, let's go queue up!" Wang Ziyan was very excited.

So the two walked toward the end of the line.

The sound of footsteps grew lighter.

Lin Li suddenly discovered that the figure beside him had disappeared.

He turned his head and found that Wang Ziyan was no longer moving forward, standing still, his eyes dazed, his mouth chewing, chewing, chewing, but chewing slower and slower.

"What's wrong, Teacher Wang?" Lin Li asked curiously.

"Something's not right." Wang Ziyan raised his head, looking at Lin Li with somewhat dull eyes.

"What's not right?"

Could it be that Wang Ziyan was actually conscious, just reacting a bit slowly?

Lin Li felt it would be more appropriate to tell Wang Ziyan about the scene on the pendulum ride.

Just as Lin Li was about to speak, Wang Ziyan also opened his mouth.

He spat the bubblegum from his mouth into his hand, his eyes filled with fear, his body trembling, and he asked Lin Li: "L-Lin Li, when I went up, was I chewing bubblegum?"

Lin Li: "?"

Lin Li was stunned by the question.

Then his expression also became somewhat dull.

Lin Li's memory was no longer what it used to be; he silently took a step back, looked at Wang Ziyan with some sadness, pursed his lips, and slowly shook his head: "Teacher, there probably... wasn't."

"Was there really not? Could it be that you and I both remembered wrong, and I actually had it in my mouth?" Wang Ziyan couldn't believe it.

~Afraid to open my eyes, hoping it's my hallucination~

Lin Li heard the singing as an auditory hallucination.

But Lin Li took another step back and shook his head: "Teacher, there really wasn't."

Wang Ziyan looked at the bubblegum in his palm, his face looking worse than if he were crying:

"Then this bubblegum that has no taste when chewed..."

"Ugh—"

"Ugh—"

Could it have any taste? The sweetness had already been consumed in someone else's mouth.

Wang Ziyan did not play with Lin Li a second time.

After Wang Ziyan ran to a trash can to vomit, he left weakly, stating that he would never play the pendulum ride again in his life.

Lin Li didn't play a second time immediately either; instead, he ran to the 'Rapid River Adventure' ride first, grabbed a raincoat, and then came back.

Who could have thought there would be a sneak attack from the sky, allowing one to open a food blind box.

One can only say that this wave of chewing gum and Wang Ziyan's dizziness coordinated very well; otherwise, a normal person would have reacted the moment it entered their mouth.

【With a fearless and dashing posture, pass the eight challenges of the Pingjiang Secret Realm (7/8)】 After the pendulum ride, Lin Li went to play the pirate ship.

Lin Li didn't know why the pirate ship could also enter the thrill ranking.

Some people could even cry playing this; what, did they really encounter pirates?

Only the haunted house remained; Lin Li hadn't forgotten his agreement with Chen Yuying.

"Lin Li: Class Monitor, I've finished these two rides on my end. When do you guys plan to go to the haunted house?"

"Chen Yuying: So fast? We're still watching the parade float. Do you want to come over first, or go after we finish watching?"

"Lin Li: That works."

"Chen Yuying: 【Location】"

The approximate location was actually quite easy to find.

After all, the parade float was a long motorcade.

Guardrails were installed on both sides of the parade route to prohibit entry and exit, and tourists stood on both sides.

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After finding the nearest parade road, Lin Li followed the crowd toward the location Chen Yuying had sent him.

"Wang Yuezhi, what a coincidence, meeting you again." Lin Li spotted his brother in the crowd at a glance.

Wang Yuezhi turned his head to see Lin Li, and his face immediately turned ugly.

"By the way, do you know—"

Lin Li was just about to ask if he had seen the Class Monitor and the others, when he suddenly stopped and looked at his phone.

2:12 PM.

At Nansang Middle School, the first class of the afternoon had already been going on for twelve minutes.

It was no longer noon.

Wang Yuezhi was no longer his good brother.

Not familiar.

"Never mind, don't want to deal with you, leaving." Lin Li left this sentence and walked away without looking back.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

Did his attitude change so much all of a sudden? Why?

"Lin Li, over here!"

"Coming!"

But before Wang Yuezhi could ponder the reason for Lin Li's sudden shift from respectful to arrogant, he saw Chen Yuying in the distance waving at Lin Li, and the scene of Lin Li jogging over.

Super not happy.

The originally interesting parade float suddenly became boring.

Didn't want to watch anymore; Wang Yuezhi suddenly wanted to go play the pendulum ride.

"Grain Bigu Grain Bigu—" In the parade float team, a cute Q-version clown doll was taking cute dance steps to the music, while like the other dolls, distributing small gifts to tourists.

Perhaps it was the bond between their own kind, but it immediately noticed Wang Yuezhi, blowing a super-large toy dragon—a small plastic dragon that extends when blown and automatically retracts when released—and walked to Wang Yuezhi's side with the clown's exclusive funny gait.

It dug and dug from the pocket on its chest, finally pulling out a red nose, and instead of giving it to the other tourists around who wanted it, it stuffed it straight onto the nose of the obviously unhappy Wang Yuezhi.

Good!

The clown was very satisfied with its masterpiece!

"Grain Bigu Grain Bigu—Wish you happiness! Happy every day!" An electronic sound came from inside the clown's body, likely a recording controlled by a button.

Then the cute clown followed the music and left.

When Wang Yuezhi came back to his senses, he fell silent.

What was the difference between himself and this clown?

Answer: He wasn't as cute as it.

Damn.

Thinking of this, Wang Yuezhi felt even more broken.

He wanted to play the pendulum ride one hundred times! One! Hundred! Times!

Forget it, that's meaningless, anyway, it's all death—

He wanted to hang himself at the entrance of Pingjiang Park!!

Wang Yuezhi decided to leave in anger.

"Hey student, your clown nose fell off!" A girl from another school saw the clown nose rolling on the ground and hurriedly shouted to the owner who was walking away quickly.

Her voice was sweet.

"DAMN—!!!"

Two chapters, six thousand words today.

Asking for monthly tickets.

The book leans towards daily life, the pacing is slow; if you're not satisfied, I can only apologize. Sumimasen!

As for the comments saying they want to see the protagonist slaughtering everyone, it really won't happen in the early stages.

(End of chapter)

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