【Task 1: Fresh into the cultivation world, you’ve obtained the foundation‑building method, try killing the “Undead Divine Dragon”.】

“System bro, let’s not even mention that the newbie task is to kill a dragon first; I have a small problem—I didn’t transmigrate.”

【Task 2: The apocalypse arrives, after awakening an E‑rank ability you should show off your skills, try a one‑on‑one with the “Zombie King”.】

“Bro, let’s not bring up that I’m still in the modern world—by your logic I was just in the cultivation world a moment ago, right? And you’re the one who gave me the awakened ability. Killing the Zombie King, me?”

【Task 3: A world of only women, you become the sole precious male, please spread your sweat to at least three different targets.】

“Bro, I’ve never begged anyone in my life. I’m on my knees now—take me to that world, I’m begging you.”

……“Wait, you‑hell‑of‑a‑name‑call a worm a ‘Undead Divine Dragon’?”

“Wait, does a kill in bio‑mode count as a kill?”

“Wait, can a light hum count as a successful spread?”

……【Task 4: Slaughter demons in a brothel.】

“Hehe.”

……“Uncle, don’t laugh, I’m really here to slay demons!”

“Both hands on your head, squat! Who told you to stand up?”

“System, you’ve made my life miserable!!”

……This book is also known as: “The System Can Save Me From Fire and Water, But Don’t Ask Where the Fire and Water Come From,” “If Modern People Could Cultivate, Foot‑Massage Is Also a Path!” and “I Never Transmigrated, Yet the System Stubbornly Says I Did.