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Chapter 13

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As expected of a Joyous stronghold, the demons have already cast spells in the dark, destroying his will.

Extremely dangerous.

If it weren't for his stable Dao heart, he would almost have been fooled.

Lin Li took a deep breath to clear the distracting thoughts in his brain. Unless a 175-tall, loyal, and dedicated 36D rich woman appeared, he would never be so unbearable again.

Of course, this condition can also be relaxed as appropriate. Lin Li's bottom line is quite flexible most of the time.

"Can you let me see the technician first?" Lin Li didn't choose the price immediately but asked.

As an "old hand," how can you not check the quality and grade of the goods first?

"Of course, no problem. Wait a moment." The woman took out her phone, operated it for a while, then handed it to Lin Li, and introduced:

"Today, only these three technicians are on duty, have no guests, and can serve you immediately. The ones below are resting today. You can also take a look if you are interested and make an appointment in advance in the future."

The procuress smiled. Her business is quite special. Although there are few visiting guests, the retention of guests is very high, and most of them can become repeat customers.

Niche, but sticky.

In her eyes, this one is a new customer developed by an old customer, which is actually very rare on weekdays.

Lin Li looked at the phone. It was like a model card with personal information. This shop's chickens even had corresponding chicken certificates.

Stage name, height, weight, size—these pieces of information were written clearly.

And everyone was accompanied by a video that didn't have too much beauty filter, and some videos didn't even have filters added.

Mainly because Lin Li was already in the shop, and the goods were about to be seen offline. If the goods didn't match the board, it would be troublesome for both sides to refund.

They were all okay-looking, all in their twenties, and there were no elderly chickens that could sit on the ground and suck soil.

Damn!

—Not a verb, an exclamation.

When Lin Li turned to the bottom, he was shocked.

Because every chicken actually had its own health certificate! And looking at the date above, they were basically issued in the last few weeks.

"Ai" (Oh), this time it's really "Mei You Shi" (Nothing wrong)!

Could it be that every chicken has a regular physical examination? To give customers a safer and more comfortable experience, this is actually a conscientious merchant.

Expensive has its reasons.

It's a pity, no matter how conscientious you are, as a righteous person, he has to exterminate his relatives for righteousness today.

"Guest, how is it? Which technician have you decided to choose to serve you?" The woman saw that Lin Li should have finished reading the technician introduction, so she asked.

Lin Li pondered for a moment, then asked: "Can I order multiple at once?"

Procuress: "?"

The main task is to clear out, so should he grasp the criminal evidence of everyone?

The woman's face became more serious: "This little brother, although we all have our own reasons for engaging in this not-so-bright industry, we also have our own dignity and cannot be trampled on."

"It's my offense, take it as if I never said it." Lin Li waved his hand.

He thought wrong. Clearing out shouldn't require him to take action. When the adults from the Demon Suppression Division come, they will be responsible for pulling this breeding farm out by the roots, and he doesn't need to fight many with one.

Leave it to the professionals.

"No, no, no, guest, I didn't mean that..." This time it was the woman's turn to wave her hand. She hurriedly added: "I mean, you can, but you have to pay more."

Lin Li blinked.

Your mother, it's a pity he really believed just now that she was adding value to the industry and colleagues they were in, maintaining their dignity.

It turned out to be for negotiating the price.

Only seventeen, he is still too simple.

"No need, I'll try the single one first this time." Lin Li refused again.

"So which technician do you want to serve you?"

"Just Xiao Jing." Lin Li picked one at random. After all, this wasn't too important.

"Which price range?"

"First time here, try 399 first."

For the other party choosing the lowest price range, the woman didn't show any disappointment.

They have ways to make guests add time.

Love rises with the clock, and the clock stops, but the meaning is hard to calm.

This is the service requirement for all employees.

"Then do you have any requirements for the technician's clothing? We provide various uniforms here, currently including JK, flight attendant, workplace..."

"In addition, do you want to buy some extra props to enhance the mood? Such as jelly, popping candy, ice cream..."

"Our Xiao Jing is best at 'Ice and Fire Two Heavens,' so I especially recommend you buy..."

What a professional procuress.

The introduction was one set after another, and Lin Li, a fake expert who didn't understand but pretended to understand, was really stunned.

What kind of model enterprise are you, a leader in the chicken farm.

To be honest, Lin Li sneered at the shopping guides for other products outside, but for the product introduction here, he even wanted to analyze it frame by frame.

Illegal but useful knowledge has increased.

Jelly is good, jelly must be learned.

However, Lin Li finally held back and didn't buy anything.

After all, he didn't know if the Demon Suppression Division would return his stolen money afterward. If the 399 didn't come back, Lin Li would be heartbroken for a long time, so how could he continue to put money into it.

Eh? Lin Li was suddenly very curious about a question.

If he ran away without paying after visiting the prostitute, what would the chicken farm do to him?

But Lin Li soon knew the answer.

Because you pay first.

It's a direct Alipay transfer. They don't even report taxes. It seems this enterprise isn't very conscientious either.

After receiving the money, the woman nodded: "Little brother, wait a moment, Xiao Jing will be here soon."

"I want to go to the bathroom. Also, you should have bathrobes, right?" Lin Li got up and said.

"Yes, look over there, go straight and turn right to the end. That's the bathroom, and next to it is the changing room. However, you can also wait for Xiao Jing to come and help you change. This doesn't charge extra." The woman led Lin Li out of the room and pointed in a direction.

"Okay, thank you."

Lin Li nodded, parted ways with the procuress, and headed to the bathroom.

Walking into the bathroom stall, he saw a man standing at the sink smoking, looking at himself in the mirror and washing his hands mechanically.

The other party saw Lin Li walk in, took the cigarette out of his mouth with wet hands, his eyes were vicissitudes and drifting, and he asked sincerely:

"Little brother, what is the meaning of our living? Since we are all going to die, what is the meaning of our living?"

If it were normal, Lin Li might consider the other party a depression patient and say something nice.

But now he is in a chicken farm.

So this isn't depression.

This guy is purely stupid from visiting prostitutes.

Gold leaves flow back to the brain, high-level control thinking; small head controls big head, body obeys the "cow-cow."

"To go to the pier and get some fries." So Lin Li replied perfunctorily.

"Speaking of which, I'm a bit hungry. You reminded me, I'm eating roast pigeon tonight." The man nodded.

"Want one?"

"Thank you." Lin Li doesn't smoke, but thinking about it, he took the cigarette but didn't light it.

The man was about to leave, but turned around again and asked: "Little brother, do you want that kind of oil? It can make you last longer. I still have some left, don't want money, I'll give it to you for free."

"..." Lin Li really couldn't hold this one.

"Also, you look young, you really don't need this thing yet. Then brother is leaving first." The man waved his hand and turned to leave.

Brother, I hope you really left.

Looking at the man's back, Lin Li blessed him silently.

If you left, then you are lucky.

Because the Demon Suppression Division shouldn't trace it back to those who have already left, even if the man just left.

But if he didn't leave, he can eat the national meal.

(End of chapter)

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