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Chapter 141: It's burning, the sphincter that transcends limits!

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What is the most difficult escape room in the world?

The one Lin Li has experienced that ranks first is when you don't want to pee at all, you have a fully charged phone in your hand, you are lying in bed, and you need to escape to the outdoors where the temperature is below 0 degrees Celsius.

And the second one is right here, right now.

Lin Li hates it.

He hates himself and Bai Bufan for not stopping this guy from stuffing everything into his mouth just now.

It turns out that the one who is going to suffer is not Baowei's toilet, but themselves!

The digestion is too fast!

Lin Li also regrets why he used 【Healing】 yesterday, otherwise, maybe if he touched Baowei's butt now, he could alleviate his symptoms.

It's a pity that some things, once missed, will never return.

"Let me out, let me out!" Wang Ze screamed heartbreakingly.

Lin Li opened the cable car window to let the smell dissipate as much as possible, and while pointing at the window, said to Wang Ze: "The space is enough for you to drill through, go out."

Wang Ze: "……"

You damn.

He wants to go out, but not in this way.

"When is it, you are still joking here! Is this the time to joke!" Wang Ze roared loudly.

"Why are you roaring so loudly? What if you scare Baowei's poop out!" Lin Li was not suppressed by the momentum at all, and shouted even louder.

Wang Ze honestly silenced, carefully looking at Zhou Baowei, whose face was still pale.

Everyone was actually quite rational. Although they were shouting, they didn't walk around. After all, they all knew that doing this on the cable car was a dangerous behavior.

"Cable car, dead cable car, hurry up! Speed up!" Bai Bufan's face was pale, clutching the leather seat tightly, his voice full of pleading.

Cable car: "……"

Actually, there is an emergency button in the cable car that can call the staff, but everyone also knows that although the situation may be urgent now, it is impossible to be very urgent.

And pressing it may not solve the problem, but it is easy to let Baowei completely leave this planet for a long voyage.

The calmest person in the cable car is Chen Tianming, who didn't shout at all.

A role model for our generation.

Lin Li was about to regard him as the backbone, but when he went over to look, his phone screen was green, and the content of the conversation was naturally Yao Qiaoqiao. As for the content:

"Chen Tianming: I'm finished, I'm finished, I'm finished!"

"Chen Tianming: I might die!!"

"Chen Tianming:......"

Yao Qiaoqiao hasn't replied yet.

The backbone of the human organization cannot be a dog, so Lin Li waved his hand unluckily. This kid Chen Tianming exudes a smell that is even more disgusting than Baowei's fart.

Lin Li returned to his original position, and at the same time tried to move towards Bai Bufan, then turned his head and asked seriously: "Baowei, can you hold on? There are about twenty minutes left."

It hasn't been long since the cable car started.

"I, don't, know." Zhou Baowei twisted his hands together and pressed them on his abdomen, his voice difficult: "But, I, have, a feeling that poop is imminent."

"Your butt won't be pointed now, right? Don't pour it on your head, don't want that kind of thing!" Bai Bufan said with a mournful face.

"Hold on! Must hold on! I am praying for you now, you can do it." Zhang Haoyang believes in Buddha a little bit, so he put his hands together and began to pray.

It's just that Lin Li feels that the scriptures he is chanting sound more like a funeral.

"Yes, yes, yes, Baowei, you hold on, as long as twenty minutes later, you can poop as much as you want!" Wang Ze also hurriedly echoed, and then reminded: "Also, at this time, you must never believe any fart, they are all temptations, they are all traps! Be careful of soup and water!"

"Don't say, this kind of words, don't, don't say, poop, this word!!" Zhou Baowei roared like a suppressed beast.

The carriage was quiet for a moment again.

"Slap!" Wang Ze slapped his own face, desperate and regretful: "Sorry, sorry, sorry, please forgive me!!"

I am really damn.

"I announce that the carriage has officially entered a state of emergency martial law! All of you, you must be cautious in your words and deeds! Give Baowei the best environment to hold his poop!"

President Lin must stand up at this time, he shouted strictly.

Everyone was silent, not daring to breathe.

Everyone was very nervous, and it felt like years.

"bu——"

The fart at this time was particularly clear.

Everyone looked at Zhou Baowei nervously, but he shook his head: "Just, just a fart."

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

"But, but next time, I, dare, not, guarantee." Zhou Baowei gritted his teeth.

Everyone's heart was in their throats again.

Everyone tried to find a way on the Internet, but found that these were all empty things, with no practicality at all.

Looking at Zhou Baowei again, I saw that his expression was already slightly dull, and his pupils were gradually dissipating.

It felt like a revolving lantern had already appeared in front of him, and he might have been dead for a while.

"Hold on, there are only ten minutes left, and we can reach the other shore." Lin Li said with a ferocious and fearful expression after Baowei farted another fart that was just a fart.

"Ten minutes, I might... might..." Zhou Baowei's voice was extremely weak, and he didn't finish his words.

When he looked up and showed an expression more "flaming fist" than "flaming fist", everything was already unspoken.

He reached his limit.

Can't walk to the other side.

"Baowei, I have a bag here, black." Bai Bufan rummaged through his schoolbag and found a bag.

"Poop on this? We carry it over?" Wang Ze asked for Zhou Baowei.

"No, cover your head with this after getting off the cable car, so everyone won't know it was you." Bai Bufan shook his head.

Wang Ze: "……"

Should I say Bai Bufan is a genius, or should I say Bai Bufan is a genius.

Zhou Baowei turned his head and stared at Bai Bufan.

Although he didn't speak, his expression looked like he wanted to buckle his butt on Bai Bufan's head.

Time continued to pass.

Zhou Baowei's forehead and neck were already full of sweat.

"What to do, I really can't hold on..." Zhou Baowei's voice was already clearly choked, his vision was blurred, and he didn't know if it was sweat or tears flowing from his forehead.

Among everyone present, when it comes to despair, who is really as desperate as him?

Everyone is afraid that he will really come out, but he is the one who is most afraid that he will really come out.

He was so painful that he was about to collapse.

Once the gate is lost, even if everyone present guarantees that they will not talk about this, it will become his nightmare for the rest of his life.

"It's okay, don't cry." At this moment, Lin Li's voice in his ears sounded blurred.

Then Zhou Baowei suddenly felt his arm being pricked by a needle, a little stinging, and turned his head with difficulty to look over, only to see Lin Li holding his Pingjiang warrior medal, using the pin on it to prick his fingertip.

"Stinging can relieve you a little." Lin Li said.

Seems like a little?

Not sure.

"Then, continue, prick." Zhou Baowei is now willing to believe in all methods, so he responded with difficulty.

Lin Li really can't see brothers crying, and everyone else is the same.

After discovering that Zhou Baowei had a crying voice, the carriage was truly completely quiet. Chen Tianming had put down his phone, and Bai Bufan was even more anxious, scratching his head, and had already begun to hold his black plastic bag, constantly gesturing, and estimated that he was planning to deliver a baby.

"It will be okay, Baowei, you think you have reached your limit, but people can break through the limit." Lin Li continued to comfort.

At the same time, he smeared the blood on the pin on the "Limit Breaking Talisman" hidden in his palm.

Sorry, "Limit Breaking Talisman" adult, I didn't expect your first use to be in this situation, but this is the only way to do it at this time.

Since it is said that it can break through the limits of all aspects, then the sphincter contraction ability and endurance must also be no problem, right?

Although one effect only lasts for ten minutes, it is enough.

As for the fifty system currency, he still has more than nine hundred in his pocket, so he doesn't care about this little bit.

It's a loss if the brother is played to death so early, at least wait until there is no utilization value after class division before dying.

The moment the blood on the pin touched the "Limit Breaking Talisman", the sporadic blood stains were absorbed clean by it, and the talisman paper itself changed color slightly.

"Baowei! I just saw a massage method, it should be able to help you relieve it, help you break through the limit!" Lin Li stood up and said a word, then covered his palm on Zhou Baowei's neck, and then his hands began to rub falsely.

"Lin Li, are you crazy! You can't stimulate at this time!" Bai Bufan was terrified, and hurriedly stepped forward with the bag.

"My grass!" Zhou Baowei shouted.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li was also a little nervous. He hadn't used the "Limit Breaking Talisman" himself, and didn't know what it felt like after sticking it on.

"My corpse has returned to the light!"

"...... Much better, just felt like it was poking out, now it feels like it has shrunk back."

Zhou Baowei's complexion was visibly more vital than just now.

"Good, good, good! Hold on, hold on, it is estimated that only five!" Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief, and then said with enthusiasm.

Lin Li was very gratified.

Why did he cultivate immortality? Besides making the aunt and child he had met fly... isn't it to block Zhou Baowei's butt?

"As long as the stomach doesn't go crazy, it should be okay, I will try my best to hold it." Zhou Baowei nodded and smiled again after a long time.

The feeling of being saved when life is hanging by a thread is really wonderful.

"Come on! Big brother who often lifts his anus!" Seeing this scene, Bai Bufan also encouraged with tears in his eyes.

"Come on! Sphincter!"

"Come on! Steel gate!"

"Come on! Large intestine!"

Seeing Zhou Baowei break into tears and smile, everyone relaxed a lot and sent blessings one after another.

"Well, I don't know if it's the effect of Lin Li's massage, or if the stomach pain is over? Anyway, I feel much better now." Zhou Baowei nodded, and even had time to wipe the sweat on his forehead with his arm.

The tense atmosphere gradually relaxed a little, and the foot of the mountain was gradually approaching.

The dawn of victory is in sight.

Lin Li also had time to observe the "Limit Breaking Talisman" in the gap of massage.

It has been stuck for almost five minutes, and the color seems to be fading slowly.

After dripping blood, can only the original owner of the blood use it?

Lin Li curiously tore it off and stuck it on his arm.

No feeling, but—

"It's coming, it's coming, it's coming, the stomach is starting again, I'm going to lose the defense, sorry everyone!" Zhou Baowei sat straight on the spot and screamed.

Everyone was stupid.

Is it so sudden? No sign at all?

My grass! Lin Li hurriedly pressed the talisman paper back.

"Bag, bag! You turn your head, Baowei, you poop!" Bai Bufan also stepped forward.

"It's okay, it's much better again, this poop is like joking with me." Zhou Baowei breathed a sigh of relief again and waved his hand at Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "……"

"Are you playing with us, Baowei?" Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes.

He suspected that Zhou Baowei was the pile of poop that was joking.

Zhou Baowei: "...... I really didn't, brother, would I, a boy, spread rumors and joke about pooping in my pants? I am not Xiao Huijun."

"You'd better not be." Bai Bufan's distrust has reached its peak.

But Zhou Baowei also felt that he was very wronged.

He didn't know what happened to his body just now, his butt was defeated like a mountain, but the next second he was full of blood and resurrected, able to clamp tightly again.

The human body, is it amazing?

Lin Li looked at the talisman paper on Zhou Baowei's back and blinked.

Really want to tear it again.

Seems quite fun.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 142 =====

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