Chapter 143: Legs or chest? I choose

On the way back, the system did not trigger any new tasks.

And because Bai Bufan often poked his head to peek at him, and even took away his headphones to monitor what he was listening to, Lin Li had no way to study at all.

Lin Li recorded this grudge, and he would definitely retaliate against Bai Bufan tonight.

With nothing to do, Lin Li didn't want to play games or read novels.

Mainly, he was worried that his self-control was not enough. Some entertainment projects, if you don't do them for a period of time, you will find that you have really let go, and there is no desire, but once you pick them up again, it is easy to get addicted again.

So Lin Li simply chose to take a nap.

He got up earlier than usual today, and didn't sleep long at noon, so he was a little sleepy.

When he woke up, his head was against the side of the glass window, and he didn't fall towards Chen Yuying like last time. Turning his head to look at the round shoulder that was unobstructed because it was an off-shoulder, Lin Li didn't know whether to be glad or regretful.

"Where are we?" Rubbing his eyes, Lin Li looked at his phone. It was already six o'clock in the evening, and his stomach was a little hungry, so he asked softly.

"We'll be at school in ten minutes or so, we've already left the highway." Chen Yuying answered.

"We are already in Xiling. The air in Xiling is really stinky. I still miss the air in Pingjiang. The air in Pingjiang is so fresh and sweet, with a strange luxury."

Bai Bufan, who regularly poked his head to check Lin Li's situation, also answered.

"Child, there is no Pingjiang green card here." Lin Li turned his head and scoffed.

Pulling open the curtains to look outside, the sun had already set, but the sky was not too dark yet.

"Ding Sihan, what are you looking at?" Lin Li stretched, then looked to the left.

Chen Yuying was still organizing her photo album, while Ding Sihan was looking at her phone. After seeing the content on the screen, Lin Li asked curiously.

"Live streaming?"

"Hmm, looking at good things to plant grass, I'm squatting for a discount." Ding Sihan nodded, then asked: "The discount of this blogger during the live broadcast is really okay, Lin Li, Yingbao is not bad for this, but you are also a poor ghost, do you want me to share it with you?"

You speak so hurtfully.

Lin Li had no good feelings for live streaming with crazy shouting family members, so he shook his head: "No need, I only watch Qin Shi Huang for live streaming."

"Qin Shi Huang? Is the live streaming very affordable? Is the nickname called Qin Shi Huang? I haven't heard of it, let me search it." Ding Sihan was very curious and exited the live streaming interface, "How many fans, what platform, why didn't I find it."

"Of course you can't find it, Ying Zheng has retired from the circle—the biological circle."

"...... You are talking about the real Qin Shi Huang, what does he have to do with live streaming!" After reacting, Ding Sihan was speechless.

"So many books can be popular because of him, and the Confucian scholars who like those books have fallen into the pit because of him. Isn't Ying Zheng a top-tier live streamer?" Lin Li looked at Ding Sihan with the eyes of a fool.

Chen Yuying, Ding Sihan: "?"

Don't say, you really don't say.

"My mother said I am not allowed to chat with fools." Ding Sihan shook her head.

"No wonder I have never seen you talk to yourself, Little Ding, I understand now." Lin Li suddenly realized.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"Lin Li!!"

Chen Yuying became the strongest shield again.

Lin Li spent the rest of the time with an episode of Family Guy.

I feel like don't play the Spring Festival Gala this year, play Family Guy. This cartoon has both dumplings and childbirth, and you can even see dumplings giving birth. Isn't it very in line with the propaganda needs?

The scenery outside the window was already very familiar. It was the picture Lin Li saw every day when riding a bike. Turn left, go straight, turn right, the school gate of Nansang Middle School appeared in front of him.

Many parents' private cars had also stopped here, waiting to pick up their children.

"Alright, we are at school. Everyone, organize your things and get off the bus in an orderly manner. Students who need to go back to the classroom to get things, you can temporarily put your luggage at the door and let the security guard watch it for you for a while. You had fun these two days, so settle your mind when you go to school. Don't forget to do your holiday homework. Don't be late for the evening self-study on Tuesday."

Sitting for three or four hours would make your body uncomfortable. After doing a few stretching exercises and taking out Chen Yuying's and Ding Sihan's luggage, Lin Li went back to the classroom first.

Putting the holy sword, conductor's baton, and magic wand brought back from Pingjiang on the windowsill, Lin Li put a few textbooks into his schoolbag.

"Why are you still at the door?" Lin Li pushed his bike to the school gate and was a little puzzled when he found Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan still standing here.

"The time we came back today was later than expected, and the teacher notified in the parent group, which caused my parents to leave late, and it happened to hit the peak of the holiday off-duty period. Now they are still stuck on the road." Chen Yuying explained.

"Me too." Ding Sihan nodded.

Zhou Baowei is fully responsible, it is recommended to shoot, Lin Li will vote in favor.

"What a pity, my bike can only sit one person, otherwise I would definitely send you home." Warm man Lin Li patted his bike and said pretentiously.

"Ah, my stomach is a little hungry." Ding Sihan rubbed her stomach and sighed.

"Ding Sihan, do you want to eat fried chicken?" Lin Li asked after hearing this.

"Eat!" Ding Sihan reached out.

"Your teeth are really good, Ding Sihan, you eat, no matter what you eat, I will pay." Lin Li turned his head and pointed to his back.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying looked over.

Lin Li was referring to the security room. To be precise, it was the gate machine that needed to swipe a card to enter the security room. The main body is steel. It really needs a bit of teeth to eat it.

Ding Sihan: "?"

"You are talking about this gate machine!" Ding Sihan picked up her schoolbag and was about to hit someone.

"Aren't there restaurants at the door?" Lin Li said with a smile after dodging.

"Cooking at home, what to eat if I eat now." Ding Sihan said.

Chen Yuying nodded after hearing this.

"Oh, if you want to pad your stomach, there is a snack street two hundred meters away. It should be on the stall one after another at this point," Lin Li said, "Do you want to go? If you want to go, I can take you there, because it is on the way home."

After the two discussed it, they nodded and temporarily deposited their luggage with the security guard here.

Lin Li also chose to walk, pushing his bike and walking beside the two.

"What a cute little girl." Chen Yuying whispered.

I saw a chubby little girl walking from the other side of the intersection at the corner. She looked at most four or five years old, wearing a bubble skirt, jumping and jumping when walking, very cute.

Even the corpse looked warm.

After getting closer, you can see that she is holding a fifty-yuan bill in her hand, and she is muttering vaguely in her mouth: "Oral ulcer, oral ulcer, oral ulcer......"

Only one person.

Although public security is much better these days, a child of this age should not be alone.

The three turned their heads to look at the direction she came from, and sure enough, they saw a woman. After noticing the three of Lin Li, she took the initiative to wave at them and waved her hand again.

It is estimated that she is exercising the child, letting her go to the pharmacy to buy medicine alone.

The three of them were relieved, and Lin Li smiled slightly, but suddenly said to Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, do you want to eat super delicious chewing gum?"

Chen Yuying was puzzled.

Ding Sihan was puzzled but reached out: "Eat."

However, Lin Li didn't pay attention to Ding Sihan's hand, but looked at the little girl: "Chewing gum, chewing gum, super delicious chewing gum."

The little girl was attracted by Lin Li's voice, but soon remembered her task, clenched the money in her hand, her eyes were determined only by the pharmacy, and she muttered the target this time: "Oral sugar, chewing gum, chewing gum......"

Lin Li watched her walk into the pharmacy with gratification, held the money high, and shouted at the front desk of the pharmacy: "Sister, my mother wants to eat super delicious chewing gum!"

Front desk: "?"

Let out a long sigh, Lin Li patted his clothes, left after the matter was done, hiding his merit and fame.

The mother in the distance seemed to express gratitude to the three for escorting her child.

It wasn't until he was stung by the gazes of Ding Sihan and Chen Yuying that he turned to look at them and scratched his head embarrassedly: "What's wrong?"

"Beast." Ding Sihan summarized concisely first.

Then continued to evaluate: "I can't tell for a moment whether she met you or a human trafficker, which one is more unlucky. Just now the little girl's mother waved at you. If she knew what you did, her hand should be waving on your face."

Chen Yuying didn't scold Lin Li, but nodded heavily. It seems that she also agrees with Ding Sihan's words very much.

You are really too bad, bad to the point of pus!

"But you two were also laughing just now, I heard it." Lin Li was a little innocent, then smiled evilly: "And this is bad? If it weren't for her mother behind, I would really do something more evil."

"Lin Li, you wouldn't be so disgusting, would you?" Ding Sihan stopped, her facial features revealing disdain.

Then Ding Sihan saw Lin Li pull out a compulsory math book from his schoolbag: "I just planned to force her to learn this."

Ding Sihan: "……"

Lin Li's evil thoughts are really too terrifying.

"Xunzi won, how did Mencius say that human nature is good at the beginning." Ding Sihan shook her head unluckily.

"Hey, you are wrong about this. Old Meng is very smart. He also said, those who have no compassion are not human; those who have no shame are not human; those who have no resignation are not human; those who have no right and wrong are not human; so Brother Meng will not treat me as a human when he sees me, and will probably treat me as a wild Bai Bufan on the side of the road."

Lin Li waved his fingers to show his erudition.

Ding Sihan: "……"

Only Lin Li can be so proud even if he is not a human.

……

"Here, just here, what do you want to eat? It's a pity that there are not many stalls coming out at this point. When I go home from evening self-study, the whole road is full, and the taste is very fragrant. I couldn't help it several times." Arriving at the snack street, Lin Li pointed to the snack stalls on both sides of the road and said.

The stalls are quite sparse now, and they can't be compared with the evening.

"I'll eat some braised food." Ding Sihan walked directly to the nearest big stall, then looked at Chen Yuying and Lin Li: "What do you want to eat? I'll treat you, other stalls are also fine."

"Then boss, I want this stall of yours, make a price." Lin Li, who was still looking at the price list, said heroically.

"Lin Li, get out! I won't treat you!" Ding Sihan wanted to kick Lin Li, but could only kick his bike, and added fiercely: "Not allowed to exceed 20 yuan!"

"Then boss, like this, give me 1.176 servings of shredded chicken with sauce, packed." Lin Li had to change his words, and after calculating for a while, said.

Boss: "?"

What is 1.176 servings?

Ding Sihan looked at the seventeen-a-serving shredded chicken on the price list and fell into silence. After calculating, she gritted her teeth and explained for him: "Boss, it's 20 yuan of shredded chicken with sauce."

Really not willing to lose a yuan!

"Oh oh." The boss understood.

"Yingbao, what about you." Ding Sihan asked Chen Yuying.

"I just need two pieces of braised tofu." Chen Yuying nodded and did not refuse Ding Sihan's treat. This is also a manifestation of a good relationship.

"Okay, all packed, right? The three of you wait a moment." After Ding Sihan also said her needs, the boss nodded and began to scoop up braised food or make it.

"Young man, do you like more legs or more chest?" When the boss intended to take the chicken and shred it on the spot, he asked.

"I pay more attention to inner beauty, I like a better personality, and be gentler to me." It is not good to talk about XP with strangers, especially when there are girls beside him, so Lin Li shook his head and gave a dishonest answer.

"......"

The boss stared straight at Lin Li.

At the same time, his eyes swept three times over the kitchen knife used to cut meat, wanting to cut but stopping.

I asked you if you like shredded chicken leg meat or shredded chicken breast meat, and you answered this?

I am selling braised cold dishes, not a matchmaker!

The boss stared at Lin Li, and Lin Li responded with innocent eyes. The two were stiff for a while.

As for Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, as bystanders, laughter came one after another from their bent and trembling bodies.

"Boss, that, don't stuff the chicken butt into my portion." Lin Li had sharp eyes and discovered the boss's dirty little means, and immediately said.

He really couldn't appreciate the inner beauty of the chicken butt.

"It's okay, it's a gift, it doesn't count as money." The boss's smile had no smile.

"No need."

Lin Li turned his head to look at Chen Yuying and Ding Sihan, then decided to change his words: "Boss, I prefer more chest."

The boss took a deep breath, feeling that the other party still didn't answer his question normally, but forget it, there was no need to ask again. He regretted that he shouldn't have asked this question, and began to mix the shredded chicken.

"Yo, Lin Li, why would you like more chest? Why do I feel that what you like most is legs?" Ding Sihan on the side teased.

"I actually like both, but you both have legs, I'm afraid you will misunderstand after I finish saying this." Lin Li said sincerely to Ding Sihan.

Chen Yuying crossed her hands to grab her shoulders, her arms covered her chest, scolded a pervert in a low voice, then turned her head away, not giving Lin Li a front view.

As for Ding Sihan: "?"

She looked down and found five words written on her toes—"Lin Li must die".

It seems to be the will of heaven.

"Lin Li!!!"

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 144 =====