Chapter 15: Lin Li: Don't Come Over Here!

"Miss, please have some self-respect?"

"Are you even human to say something like that?"

"I'm a chicken, bro! You want a chicken to have self-respect? If I had self-respect, would I be here working as a chicken?"

"Before I became a chicken, everyone told me to have self-respect. Now that I am a chicken, you still tell me to have self-respect. Isn't my time as a chicken wasted then?"

"Rounding that up, this basically counts as an insult to my dignity, right?"

"Forget self-respect; making me go automatic is what's normal!"

"This kid looks decent enough, but his brain is purely idiotic."

"Honest, law-abiding, yet brain-dead. Suitable for taking over a burden, but not suitable for my current stage."

"Wait."

Xiaojing had been immersed in this industry for years, possessing rich experience in receiving and dealing with guests. After a momentary daze, she suddenly realized the truth of the matter.

"This handsome guy... is waiting for the medicine to take effect, isn't he?"

"It's not like I haven't encountered such guests before. Upon our first meeting, they would talk about life and ideals, their mouths full of romantic notions and the changing seasons, quite possessing the elegance of scholars."

"At the time, Xiaojing truly believed they sought her out merely to alleviate spiritual loneliness, and she was even somewhat moved."

"Then, as we chatted, I saw the guest's hand suddenly reach downward."

"—And not reaching toward Xiaojing's lower region."

"That guest reached toward his own lower region, and then—"

"'Damn it, finally up!'"

"'Boss, let's continue chatting...'"

"'Screw your romantic notions! Who the hell wants to chat about that? I want to pound, pound, pound, pound, pound!'"

"Then it was purely pound, pound, pound, pound, pound."

"Clearly, the handsome young man before me right now is in the same situation."

"Otherwise, is it possible that some lunatic would come to a brothel without intending to sleep with a prostitute?"

"If you really wanted a massage, why order a hidden package? That's just wasting money."

"Nevertheless, Xiaojing felt somewhat disappointed."

"She hadn't considered this possibility earlier because Lin Li looked too young; very few people of his age had fallen to the realm of needing aphrodisiacs."

"Who could have expected it? Despite Lin Li looking decent and being young, he turned out to be a silver spear with a wax tip—good to look at but useless in practice."

"But it didn't matter. She hadn't entered this profession to enjoy herself; in fact, during most of her services, even her moans were performed solely to satisfy the guest."

"Making money was all that mattered. Moreover, under the influence of the medicine, even if she provided service later, Lin Li would likely pay for extra time, since the drug's effects wouldn't dissipate completely after just one round."

"Thus, it made no difference whether the service occurred before or after."

"In that case, please lie back down, sir. Xiaojing will give you a massage first. Once you feel ready and the timing is right, we can proceed with the actual service." Xiaojing, naturally, would not tactlessly mention his use of medicine, so she cooperated smoothly.

"Good." Regarding Xiaojing's understanding nature, Lin Li felt quite gratified. Truly an outstanding employee cultivated by a conscientious enterprise; so considerate.

"If Lin Li knew Xiaojing's thoughts, for the sake of a man's dignity, he might really have to pull down his pants."

"If this can be endured, what cannot?"

"Damn it, harder than steel, stronger than iron! Nothing else explains it—a seventeen-year-old youth possesses precisely this kind of confidence!"

"What's strong isn't just me; it's also my seventeen years!"

"Lying face down on the massage table right now, he already felt utterly uncomfortable!"

"But honestly, after the high-intensity training this morning, having his sore muscles massaged felt truly amazing."

"Isn't this more comfortable than a full-service spa treatment?"

"Xiaojing, your massage technique has some substance. Why did you choose this path?" Unable to play with his phone, Lin Li subconsciously activated a classic male skill: persuading a virtuous woman to fall into the mire while urging a woman of the night to reform.

"My boyfriend needs money for our wedding, but my mother won't listen to me, so I'm helping him save up for the betrothal gift," Xiaojing said softly.

"Such an explosive scandal?"

"To find such a girlfriend, that man must have saved... saved Satan in his past life, and now Satan has come to repay his kindness, right?"

"Does your boyfriend know?"

"Of course not."

"Hard to... evaluate." Lin Li shook his head.

"After tonight, your boyfriend will know. Oh no, have I done a good deed or a bad one?"

"Right and wrong, merit and fault—let future generations judge."

"It seems the boss isn't the type to get excited by this kind of background story?" Seeing Lin Li fall silent, Xiaojing blinked. Why was this different from what she imagined? He even seemed somewhat guilty. She quickly spoke up to explain.

"What type does the boss prefer? My background story can be adjusted too."

"Hm?"

"Your mother!"

"Adaptive background stories, tailored for every guest. This is to satisfy the fetishes of cuckold clients—role-playing, is it?"

"And I actually believed it."

"This conscientious enterprise's training for its employees is simply too comprehensive, while seventeen-year-old me is too innocent."

"It's not me who's innocent; it's my seventeen years."

"Realizing that nothing Xiaojing said would be the truth, Lin Li chatted aimlessly, mainly enjoying the massage service."

"..."

"Boss, it's already been forty minutes. Aren't you ready yet?" Xiaojing's hands were exhausted from massaging; she had worked over Lin Li's entire back, yet this boss of hers still showed no intention of moving to the main event.

"It couldn't be that the medicine hasn't taken effect yet, could it?"

"What kind of medicine did he take? Such poor quality. He should name it so others can avoid it."

"Being cheap in this aspect is truly irresponsible toward one's own body."

"If this drags on any longer, there won't be enough time."

"After all, the 399 package didn't include actual combat, and Lin Li hadn't added any extra props. Without sufficient stimulation, it would take quite a long time."

"And at this moment, Lin Li..."

"Your question is excellent; I want to ask it myself!"

"Demon Suppression Bureau, it's already been forty minutes! Aren't you ready yet?"

"Forty minutes! If Bai Bufan were here, he would have finished ten rounds already and turned into a dried corpse!"

"Wait."

"I clearly told the operator I was here, yet they still haven't arrived. Could they be intentionally waiting for me to finish, planning to arrest me afterward just to boost their performance metrics?"

"It's not even the end of the year yet!"

"Entrapment! You are deeply wounding the Dao heart of a minor!"

"Once I succeed in my cultivation, I'll send them, along with Bai Bufan and that auntie I've never met, straight to heaven (physically)!"

"With his thoughts wandering, Lin Li felt his hand being lifted, subsequently sinking into something soft."

"Something felt wrong. Lin Li abruptly raised his head. Xiaojing had performed a magical trick, making her clothes vanish."

"Boss, the medicine has clearly taken effect, yet you didn't say a word. Come on, we can finally begin the main event." When Lin Li turned sideways, certain areas became very obvious. Xiaojing cast a coquettish glance.

"This kid is also deeply hiding his talents."

"What medicine did he take? The effect is so fierce. Name it so I can recommend it to others."

"No! Let me be Jingjing!"

"Jingjing is right here." Xiaojing extended her demonic claws toward the purely innocent Lin Li.

"He fled, she pursued; with wings, he could not fly away."

"It's over. I'm about to be defiled."

"At that moment, slightly noisy sounds appeared outside the door."

"The noise expanded very rapidly, becoming clear."

"What's happening?" Xiaojing noticed as well, turning her head toward the door with some confusion.

"Lin Li suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Xiaojing: 'Quick, put your clothes back on—'"

"Xiaojing, however, walked over and opened the door. Before she could even scream, a voice introducing itself came from outside:"

"Don't move! Police!"

"Lin Li rolled his eyes."

"Really knows how to pick the timing."

"Sacrificing this pen name of an author with ten thousand stable subscriptions."

"'I Am Not Wrong; The Great Ming Was Always Like This!'"

"'Yan Song is loyal; the Young Grand Secretary is the hope. Believe me; history books cannot lie to me!'"

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"(End of Chapter)"