Chapter 165: I'll crash you to death

Lin Li was soft-hearted after all.

Finally, it was decided to take two taxis, one for the girls and one for the organisms other than the girls.

"Did you get your taxi? We already got ours." At the library entrance, Chen Yu reached out her hand parallel to her forehead to shade the sun and turned back to ask.

When bending over, one lower leg would subconsciously lift, and the beautiful lines would have a bit more aesthetic appeal.

"Got it." Lin Li made an OK gesture.

Taking a taxi these days is indeed convenient and fast.

Lin Li still remembered when he was a child, he needed to go to a fixed location to hail those old-fashioned taxis, some of which really smelled like paint inside. At this time, if there was a middle-aged woman with a strong perfume smell among the passengers sharing the ride, just thinking about it made Lin Li feel uncomfortable all over.

In this situation, vomiting was no longer a question of motion sickness or not.

The phone vibrated, and a message came from the taxi app.

"Driver Wu: Hello, is the location accurate? I will come according to the navigation."

Lin Li clicked an automatic reply.

"Lin Li: Hello, my location is accurate, please follow the navigation to pick me up."

"Driver Wu: Okay, I'll be there in four minutes, black car, license plate ending in 9527, what features do you have, guest?"

"Lin Li: I'm very handsome."

The other party didn't reply to the message immediately.

"Driver Wu: Okay, I'm going to crash into you now."

"Driver Wu: Pick you up.

"Driver Wu: Sorry, it was handwritten, wrote it wrong."

Lin Li: "..."

You better have written it wrong.

Not long after, a black car drove over and turned on its double flashers; it was actually faster than the girls' car.

After confirming the license plate number, Lin Li and Bai Bufan got into the back seat, which didn't require mandatory seatbelts, and waved to the girls.

"License plate ending in 9749." Lin Li said proactively after getting in the car.

The driver entered the ending number into the app, and when the interface converted to navigation, he started the vehicle.

"The features are really not wrong, young man, you are indeed very handsome. I saw your tall figure from far away. Children's nutrition is really good nowadays."

Some drivers are not good at chatting and like to drive in silence, while some drivers like to chat with passengers. The one in front of him was obviously the latter.

Of course, it might also be for a good review.

"Driver, do you want to guess a riddle?" Lin Li asked excitedly upon hearing this, seemingly not on the same frequency.

"Sure, what riddle? Tell me." The driver nodded while staring at the road conditions, quite interested.

"My legs are long, guess a food."

Bai Bufan raised his eyebrows, and upon hearing the riddle, he laughed contemptuously.

And the driver didn't know what kind of creature Lin Li was, so he thought hard for a long time, and finally shook his head with a frown:

"Young man, I can't guess it, tell me the answer."

"Bufan?" Lin Li turned his head.

"It's cake, right." Although it was a question, the tone was clearly very certain.

"Bingo!" Lin Li snapped his fingers.

"Cake? Why is it egg? Oh—" The driver was first stunned, then suddenly realized, and finally couldn't help but laugh or cry.

No wonder he had to emphasize a "my."

After all, this riddle indeed required gender to determine the answer; after all, if a girl had long legs, the answer might have to be changed to ice cream.

"You two are students, right? Sigh, children's brain circuits nowadays really can't keep up."

The driver shook his head, his expression complex.

"Driver, we are not students. This school uniform is our disguise. Our main job is to hunt aliens." Lin Li denied it seriously.

"Aliens? Where are there aliens in this world?" The driver laughed.

"You haven't seen aliens?" Bai Bufan took over Lin Li's question.

"No."

"You're welcome." Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked at each other, smiled inscrutably, leaned back in their seats, and looked out of their respective windows.

Leaving after the deed is done, hiding merit and fame deep within.

No need to emphasize; after all, this is what they should have done.

The driver, seeing this scene in the rearview mirror: "..."

You mother.

So I haven't seen them because the aliens have all been hunted by you, right?

However, as a driver, one can always realize the diversity of species. Last time he took an order in the middle of the night, the customer noted that he wanted to pick up a drunk friend, but promised five hundred if he vomited in the car. He originally wanted to take this order, until he found out the destination was a funeral home.

Upon asking, it turned out that he really disliked the funeral home's car being too expensive and wanted to hail one himself.

Compared to that, these two children were quite normal.

They encountered a red light that had just turned red at the intersection, and the car had to stop.

"Do you want to listen to a song?" Rubbing his shoulders, which were sore from driving for too long, and feeling it was a bit quiet, the driver asked.

"Sure." Lin Li nodded, having no objections.

"Friend, walk together, duck blind diary eight again, duck deep love, duck quilt—" I saw the driver take out a small microphone from the storage box next to the driver's seat and began to perform affectionately.

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "?"

Lin Li finally understood that the heroes of this world are like carp crossing the river.

Your mother, this is how you listen to songs?

The driver is singing?

"Don't listen, don't listen, driver, drive safely, don't take the microphone, you'll be deducted points if you get caught later." Lin Li gave up.

"Alright."

The driver put down the microphone with some regret; one day, he would meet a passenger who understood music.

After he couldn't sing, the driver began to reply to some messages on his phone.

This originally had nothing to do with Lin Li, but Lin Li thought of something, suddenly narrowed his eyes, and said: "Driver."

"Hmm?"

"Didn't you say you wrote it by hand?" Lin Li asked.

The driver, who was still typing, stopped. After a few seconds of pause, he hurriedly switched to the handwriting interface and began to write clumsily.

"I am writing by hand."

Lin Li: "..."

Sure enough, you were doing it on purpose when you said you were going to crash into me just now, right?

Forget it, for the sake of singing for him, he wouldn't give a bad review.

Arrived at the destination, got out of the car.

Lin Li looked at his phone and said to Bai Bufan: "Bufan, the fare is 13.8, you transfer me 14 later, I'll pay the remaining two cents myself."

Bai Bufan's smile was a bit relieved.

Lin Li didn't ask him for twenty yuan this time; he was really acting like a human.

"Hello, how many people?"

"Five, three girls will come later, please take them to our table." Chen Yu and the others hadn't arrived yet, but there was no need to wait at the door, so Lin Li answered the staff's inquiry after entering the shop.

"Okay, please follow me for five people. Is this table okay?" The staff took the two to a square table with seats on three sides. After seeing Lin Li nod, he introduced: "The self-service area is over there, please take a look at what you need, you can take it yourself."

Ding Si seemed to have already ordered the set meal, so there was no need for the two to look at the ordering tablet.

Bai Bufan leaned back on the sofa, suddenly grabbed Lin Li's collar, turned his neck to look at his own, and asked curiously: "Lin Li, why is your school uniform collar so white? Mine is yellow, and it's still yellow after scrubbing."

"School uniforms are easy to turn yellow, and ordinary laundry detergent is hard to wash off. Indeed, many people are troubled by this, but this problem is actually easy to solve." Lin Li smiled inscrutably.

"Teach me." Bai Bufan immediately worshipped him as a master.

"Actually, you might as well take some headache medicine when washing it, so your head won't hurt." Lin Li replied.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I'm asking you to solve the problem of the clothes turning yellow, not the headache problem!" Bai Bufan gave Lin Li two punches on the shoulder blade.

"Who can solve this?" Lin Li spread his hands to show he was powerless.

"Then why is your collar so white?" Bai Bufan was even more puzzled.

"My mom knows that except for underwear and socks, I throw all other clothes into the washing machine, which definitely won't wash them clean, so she bought me two extra sets of summer school uniforms to change more often. If you had two more sets to change, I guess yours would be as white as mine." Lin Li replied.

Bai Bufan: "..."

The problem seemed to be solved in an unexpected way, which wasn't very suitable to imitate.

After all, summer was almost over.

"Let's go, go get some food." Lin Li stood up and took Bai Bufan to the self-service area.

When the meat crab pot was brought up, it was a "dry pot," but after the main ingredients like shrimp, crab, and squid were eaten, water could be added to the pot full of oil and seasoning, which would become a hot pot, and vegetables or meat could be added to cook, and the taste wasn't bad.

This shop's self-service area was quite large, providing not only small ingredients, side dishes, and fruits, but also some vegetable dishes. No wonder the "tea fee" alone was nearly twenty per person.

When they came back with a few plates of side dishes, Chen Yu and the others had already taken their seats. After placing the plates in front of them, Lin Li planned to return to the self-service area while asking: "Do you eat mangoes? If you do, I'll take some."

"No need, I don't like mangoes." Ding Si waved her hand.

"Didn't ask you."

Ding Si: "..."

"Asking you, asking you, asking you, warm reminder, the mango I'm talking about is already cut in the shop, no need to peel and remove the core yourself." Lin Li added with a smile in the face of Ding Si's resentful gaze.

"Then I want to eat, I like mangoes the most." Ding Si changed her words immediately.

Too realistic.

Lin Li and Bai Bufan went back and forth several times, bringing back many plates of dishes.

And the meat crab pot and other meat dishes that needed to be ordered separately had also started to be brought up one after another.

Being brought so quickly, it wouldn't be pre-made food, right?

Looking at Chen Yu who was drinking juice, Lin Li suddenly said: "Class Monitor, a bottle full of stones can still hold water, but a bottle full of water can't hold another stone. Do you know what this tells us?"

"Hmm?" Chen Yu put down her cup, tilted her head slightly, and the long hair hanging on her neck fell down. She asked with some confusion: "Isn't this a primary school problem? It tells us that life needs gaps so that sunlight can shine in?"

Very philosophical, but Lin Li shook his head.

Lin Li looked at Qu Wanqiu.

"Don't say things too full, don't do things too absolutely?"

Lin Li shook his head again and looked at Ding Si.

"You can't add ice when drinking beverages, it's a big loss. Here I name Luckin, two-thirds of a cup of ice in a cup of coffee."

Lin Li was a bit relieved, but still shook his head, finally looking at Bai Bufan, on whom he had pinned his hopes.

"Class Monitor, Lin Li's meaning is, since we are eating a buffet, don't drink beverages first." Bai Bufan sneered again and gave the correct answer with certainty.

"Smack!" Lin Li and Bai Bufan's palms hit each other, "You still understand me!"

Chen Yu: "..."

She blinked and didn't speak, quietly taking another sip.

Hmph, just drink, just drink.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 166 =====