Chapter 172
Learn from one's mistakes, learn from one's mistakes, this is Bai Bufan.
I don't know if Bai Bufan feels cool in the shadows of life.
But at least he looks quite cool right now.
"T-t-teacher." Bai Bufan stood up, his voice sheepish.
Xue Jian is really strong; his ability to absorb sleepiness is much stronger than that duck blood bottle of his.
Cultivating immortality should be like Old Man Jian.
Lin Li on the side sighed with such emotion in his heart.
And when Bai Bufan lowered his head and swept over with a fierce gaze, Lin Li could only respond with an innocent look.
This was a silent conversation.
Bai Bufan: "You weirdo, why didn't you remind me!"
Lin Li: "I didn't know."
Lin Li really didn't know. Xue Jian must have sneaked over from the back door quietly. If Xue Jian hadn't spoken just now, Lin Li wouldn't have known Xue Jian had already reached his side.
As a cultivator, his vigilance is still not strong enough.
And Xue Jian's behavior of not making a sound is also too damn much.
"Come with me for a trip." After Xue Jian glanced at Bai Bufan, he said to him.
Finished!
Bai Bufan actually felt a bit wronged. Morning self-study hadn't even started yet, so sleeping shouldn't be illegal, right? As for the profanity, the number of people on this planet who haven't said a swear word by sixteen is probably less than the number of people who can control a giant mushroom.
But since he was caught, he could only be in the wrong. Bai Bufan could only follow Xue Jian with his head drooping, preparing to die.
When the lips are gone, the teeth are cold. Lin Li and Zhou Baowei both giggled sadly, expressing sorrow with joy.
"Lin Li, you come with me too." Xue Jian glanced at Lin Li again.
Lin Li's giggling shifted to Zhou Baowei.
I'm finished too.
So Xue Jian walked in front, and Lin Li and Bai Bufan followed behind, keeping a little distance.
After the three walked to the office and didn't stop, Lin Li suddenly realized and felt relieved.
Resurrected.
And Bai Bufan also felt something was wrong. Although it's always right to find Lin Li for trouble when the class has problems, the current situation doesn't seem like dragging the two to the office to scold them?
Noticing Lin Li's relaxation, Bai Bufan lowered his voice and asked: "Lin Li, what the hell is going on?"
"We were reported. Wang Yuezhi told Old Man Jian that two perverted naked men were sleeping in the back row of the classroom wearing clothes. He was referring to us." Lin Li also responded in a low voice.
"Where are we..."
Wrong.
"... naked men wearing clothes. Do you want to listen to what you're actually saying? But I'll remember this grudge. I'll take revenge on Wang Yuezhi." Bai Bufan nodded in agreement.
When following Xue Jian out of the teaching building, Bai Bufan was confused again, so he looked at Lin Li and asked:
"Lin Li, where are we going?"
"Political and Educational Building."
"Wait... is it because of the autumn outing before?" Seeing Lin Li so familiar with it, Bai Bufan made the connection.
This autumn outing is the autumn outing of the Autumn Outing King.
"Yeah, Uncle Yang actually mentioned it to me on the weekend, but I didn't expect him to drag us over so early." Lin Li nodded.
At the door of the principal's office, Xue Jian knocked on the door: "Principal Wang."
"Bufan, protect your eyes later. There will be a show of force." Because he had experience, Lin Li reminded him while lowering his head.
Unfortunately, Bai Bufan didn't believe it. After the door opened, he was dazzled by the morning sun reflected by the principal's bald head.
Not listening to the old man's words, you'll be happy for a whole year, but not listening to Lin Li's words, you'll suffer right in front of your eyes.
However, the principal who opened the door this time didn't have the closeness and kindness of last time. He looked at the new face, Bai Bufan, with a complicated expression, and then looked at Lin Li with eyes full of deep sorrow and bitterness.
It made Lin Li feel a bit embarrassed.
"Come in," the principal said in a heavy tone.
Alarm bells ringing.
Although he didn't know why they were ringing.
"Sister Sun." Lin Li walked into the door and greeted Sun Ying, whom he had met once before.
However, the other Demon Suppressor next to Sun Ying today was not Yang Liang, but a new face. The reason was that Yang Liang had already told Lin Li on the weekend that he had taken his family out for a vacation to rest, so he couldn't come to school.
Count him as having escaped a disaster—no, count it as a pity that he missed the chance to meet Lin Li.
It's time to rest; he's suffered during this time.
"Little Lin." Sun Ying also smiled and nodded at Lin Li, then introduced, "This is Officer Fang. Your Uncle Yang should have already told you that he couldn't come, right?"
"Hello, Uncle Fang. Yes, Uncle Yang told me."
"Good, then let's start the process directly. Principal Wang, these two children..."
"No need, no need," the principal waved his hands so fast that afterimages appeared, still using both hands, "No need to introduce this time. I roughly know what these two children did. As long as it can help you, skip my part."
Sun Ying: "……"
According to Sun Ying's professional knowledge, the principal is suspected of having a tendency to develop PTSD. She must pay attention and avoid sensitive sources in the future.
"Then let's go straight to the photo session." However, Sun Ying had no objections, then gave her colleague a look, and the other party took out two banners.
"This is Student Bai, right? This is your banner." The Demon Suppressor Fang looked at Bai Bufan, who was full of expectation next to Lin Li, and confirmed.
"Yes, it's me, it's me!" Bai Bufan had been impatient for a long time.
Receiving a banner for the first time in his life, this was completely an unexpected surprise. It's just that he didn't know if it was his illusion, but he always felt that the expression of the Demon Suppressor Fang who handed him the banner was a bit strange.
And Lin Li was also looking forward to it.
After stepping forward to take it, Bai Bufan immediately spread it out in front of him. Five golden characters came into view:
【Anti-Pornography Pioneer Dog】
Bai Bufan: "?"
Wait.
You f*cker.
Why is there a "Dog" character?
No, no, according to Lin Li, this thing has two sides, there's still a chance.
Bai Bufan's dead heart was hanging again. He excitedly flipped it over. Sure enough, there were five golden characters.
【Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof】
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Pfft—" The principal on the side made this sound. When everyone looked over, he immediately turned his head and walked to the window to look at the scenery outside.
No, no, no, no, no.
Bai Bufan felt like he was in a cave in the Amazon jungle, and first heard a burst of powerful music, then saw a big durian.
Humiliated to the extreme.
Bai Bufan narrowed his eyes. The Demon Suppression Division couldn't humiliate him like this, and there were no official words on this banner. Thinking about it, how could Sanqiao send him this kind of thing? This definitely wasn't sent by them!
Bai Bufan turned his head sharply to look at Lin Li.
Is it you! Weirdo!
"Why are you looking at me? It couldn't be that I spent my own money on the weekend to have Uncle Yang make such a banner and then have Sister Sun bring it over to give you hope and then let you down, making a fool of you, right? How could that be? I can't do that kind of thing." Lin Li denied it with super fast speed without stopping.
F*ck.
Bai Bufan smiled, smiling through gritted teeth. If the environment didn't allow it, his arrow of punishment would have already been shot into Lin Li's face.
"Sister Sun, do I... really have to... take this... to take a photo?" Bai Bufan shook the 【Woof Woof Woof Woof Woof】 in front of him, smiling uglier than crying, and asked Sun Ying.
"No, no, no, no, this is a surprise gift Little Lin gave you alone. Haha, it's not... suitable to appear on our official platform, hahaha." Sun Ying hurriedly refused.
Although she had received professional training, Bai Bufan holding the banner in front of his chest, plus his current constipated expression, was really too funny.
Anyone who can not laugh is a god.
"You, f*cking, remember this." Bai Bufan rolled up the banner bit by bit and put it away, keeping a smile facing everyone, but his voice lowered and squeezed out from between his teeth.
In one look/p>
"I am the 【Anti-Pornography Pioneer】, you are the 【Anti-Pornography Pioneer Dog】. This is our blood-boiling bond." Lin Li felt that his sincerity had been fed to the dogs, and he was very sad.
The Demon Suppressor Fang on the side suppressed his laughter and took out the second banner.
"You wouldn't humiliate me twice, would you?" Bai Bufan stepped back warily.
"You're not worth me spending that much money." Lin Li shook his head.
Bai Bufan: "……"
F*ck.
Still humiliated twice.
"Teacher Xue, this banner is for you." The Demon Suppressor Fang walked toward Xue Jian.
Xue Jian stepped back, also showing wariness.
Demon Suppressor Fang: "……"
He hurriedly added: "This banner is sent to you by our Sanqiao."
With official endorsement, Xue Jian breathed a sigh of relief. While stepping forward to take it, he asked with some confusion: "Officer Fang, may I ask, why are you sending me a banner?"
Although Xue Jian was present that day, Xue Jian also knew very well that he was only eating melons with his wife that day and didn't do anything.
"This was also requested by Student Lin. He said he already had a banner, and there was no point in receiving another one in the short term. He suggested sending it to you, who educated Student Lin and Student Bai. We thought it made sense, so we agreed. You are indeed worthy," the Demon Suppressor Fang explained.
Xue Jian: "……"
"You, who educated Student Lin and Student Bai"
How... does it sound like an insult?
Xue Jian looked at Lin Li.
This kid occasionally has that human-like side.
Is he still remembering what happened last time?
Xue Jian opened the banner. It was single-sided, and the content was normal:
【Teaching has its own methods, peaches and plums are everywhere】
The content had nothing to do with this commendation, but Xue Jian remembered very clearly that this was the text on the "fake banner" he had replicated himself.
Is Lin Li mocking him?
Forget it, this f*cking kid, mockery is a passive talent. It's probably purely subconscious jerkiness. Xue Jian found it a bit funny.
He took the banner and sincerely thanked the Demon Suppressor Fang.
"When taking photos later, we need Teacher Xue to cooperate. Being indifferent to fame and wealth won't work this time," Sun Ying said with a smile.
Xue Jian nodded.
The principal glanced at the things brought by the Demon Suppressor Fang. It seemed there was no third banner. He blinked, cut in his heart, and continued to look out the window.
It's just a banner; he doesn't care for it.
Lin Li, you are really pretentious.
"And here is your prize money." The Demon Suppressor Fang handed two envelopes with names on them to Lin Li and Bai Bufan. "Because your contributions are different, your prize amounts are different. Student Lin gets 4,000 yuan, and Student Bai, you get 800 yuan."
Sun Ying added at this time: "Lin Li, although you provided more information this time and indeed helped us clear out more obscene crime dens, the last time had a symbolic meaning added. The first case will be a bit more, so don't dislike that this time is less. Your Uncle Yang also tried his best to fight for you this time."
"I don't dislike it at all, I'm too happy to be happy." Lin Li beamed with joy. He likes this part the most.
Becoming a ten-thousand-yuan household by his own ability, this is the strength of a cultivator.
Bai Bufan was even more satisfied. Even if he only got ten yuan, he would sigh about it being an unexpected fortune, let alone a whole 800. He could buy Spring Wind Elves (Stallone, Schwarzenegger) to use in turns—left hand guides right, right hand guides left, isn't that beautiful.
"And here are these physical items, which were specifically entrusted by Officer Yang for me to bring to you two. Consider it his private reward. After all, his performance this year..." The Demon Suppressor Fang smiled, and then under their expectant gazes, took out another bag.
Sure enough, it was those supermarket savings cards again, with a few books underneath.
"This rice and flour card is for you, Lin Li. This 'First Year High School After-Class Practice' is for you, Bai Bufan. This soybean oil card is for you, Lin Li. This 'Olympic True Questions' is for you, Bai Bufan..." Officer Fang distributed the things one by one.
Bai Bufan, looking at the stack of supplementary books in front of him: "……"
He turned to look at Lin Li and the stored-value cards in front of him.
Lin Li shook his head innocently this time: "This really has nothing to do with me this time, I swear."
Bai Bufan was stunned.
Lin Li wouldn't not admit it at this time.
In other words, this was Yang Liang's arrangement?
No, when did he provoke him?
Returning evil for good! Returning evil for good!
"Your Uncle Yang just entrusted me to distribute it this way. He said this represents his different high hopes for you two. I hope neither of you will disappoint him. Come on."
The Demon Suppressor Fang gave a thumbs up. He didn't want to laugh, but seeing Bai Bufan's expression, he wanted to laugh again. He also needed to explain that this was not his deliberate behavior.
When he got these things from Yang Liang, he asked Yang Liang why he distributed them this way. Yang Liang only said Bai Bufan deserved it.
How did this kid provoke Uncle Yang?
"Thank you."
But after all, it was a reward, so the two thanked him. Bai Bufan smiled reluctantly, and Lin Li suppressed his laughter reluctantly.
The reward was in hand, and the next step was some normal Q&A and photo sessions.
"These photos and my personal information will be anonymous, right?" Because he had no experience, Bai Bufan still asked with concern.
These things cannot be known by his family.
"Yes." Sun Ying nodded.
"By the way, can I choose the pseudonym myself?" Bai Bufan asked.
"Yes, Lin Li's pseudonym is Little Li. What pseudonym do you plan to take?" Sun Ying had no objections.
"Lin Li."
"What's wrong?"
"I didn't call you," Bai Bufan was afraid Sun Ying didn't understand, so he added and emphasized: "I want my pseudonym to be Lin Li. The best complete pseudonym is Student Lin Li from Class 4, Grade 1, Nansang Middle School."
Sun Ying: "……"
Who the f*ck taught you to take a pseudonym like this?
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