Chapter 178
"Let's go, come into the bathroom with me, I'll let you know whether I'm a sunny hypocrite or not." Lin Li sneered, reached out, and pulled Bai Bufan to walk outside.
"Ah? No need, brother, this is really unnecessary." Bai Bufan waved his hands, then clenched his fist to cheer himself on: "I support you! In this life, I also hate cheaters the most. There aren't many people like me who can still plan to rely entirely on themselves even when facing the temptation of a new phone.
If there were a few more people like me in the world, it would definitely become a better place."
"Because you motherf— are sitting in the first row." Lin Li pointed to Bai Bufan's exam seat and smiled disdainfully.
The first seat of the second-to-last group, arguably the most insecure position.
"It has nothing to do with the first row; even if I sat in the second row, I wouldn't cheat." Bai Bufan was very disappointed; Lin Li actually viewed him this way.
"Then what if it were the third row?" Lin Li asked.
Bai Bufan didn't answer.
"I'm asking you." Lin Li sneered.
"Then we'll see when the time comes." Bai Bufan laughed.
Confirming that Lin Li really didn't have any emotional problems, he also returned to his seat and continued reading the Cthulhu novel *Physics*.
And Feng Kai, who was scratching his ears and feeling a bit nervous on the side, finally waited for an opportunity, immediately made a few "eh eh" sounds, and after attracting Lin Li's attention, asked: "Brother, is what you said just now true?"
"Just joking, lied to you." Lin Li answered.
"Phew—" Feng Kai let out a long breath, with an expression of "I knew it," "Brother, you scared me to death. By the way, how are your Math and Physics grades? How about we exchange answers later?"
"You might have misunderstood what I meant. My 'lied to you' just now meant that the 'just joking' part was a lie—I wasn't joking. If I see you cheating, I will report it." Lin Li explained with a gentle smile.
Feng Kai: "..."
Tricking him twice with one sentence? This is too beastly.
Feng Kai's expression became a bit more serious, and he began to reason: "Brother, there's no need for this, right? I understand you're very angry about being killed by hackers, and you need to vent when you're in a bad mood, but you have to find the right channel; there's no need to take it out on others."
Lin Li couldn't be bothered to respond, supported his chin on the desk with one hand, spun the pen in his hand, and waited for the exam to start.
Feng Kai became even more anxious, stood up, and slapped his desk with his palm: "Brother, what you're doing is a betrayal of all of us students; it's unfilial, unrighteous, unkind, unjust, impolite, unwise, and untrustworthy!"
"You're right."
Seeing that he had finally persuaded him, Feng Kai's hanging heart finally let go.
But Lin Li hadn't finished speaking: "I am indeed unfilial, un... what was it? Anyway, I am just the kind of person you said, so you either cheat without me finding out, or wait to be reported by me."
Slacking off is fun for a moment, slacking off forever is always fun.
Why care about any possible rumors in the school?
Feng Kai was a bit angry now and slapped the desk again: "Then have you thought about others fighting back against you?"
"But I'm not cheating in this monthly exam, so I'm temporarily in an invincible position." Lin Li was unmoved.
"But have you thought about your classmates and friends? When your class is targeted by the whole school because of you, what will you do then?" Feng Kai rambled on.
Lin Li sighed, stood up, walked to Feng Kai's side in one step, and pointed to Bai Bufan in the first row in the distance: "Look, see that? That's my best brother. No matter what the retaliation is, you come at him; I'll take it for him."
Feng Kai: "..."
"No, brother, I mean..."
Feng Kai hadn't finished speaking when he was interrupted by Lin Li. Lin Li looked at him somewhat indifferently: "I don't care what you mean; I mean stop babbling, it's noisy. It's your bad luck to meet me in this monthly exam, it's that simple. Does cheating give you the moral high ground?
Can reporting a cheat make my class targeted by the whole school? Can you represent the whole school or can you summon the whole school? That's enough, brother."
Lin Li returned to his seat and continued spinning his pen, while Feng Kai didn't speak either.
Lin Li, this old guy, was already at the top of the height chart in the first year of high school. Suddenly cooling his face, the sense of oppression emerged instantly, and Feng Kai was suppressed.
Lin Li tilted his head: Hehe.
In the morning Math and Physics exams, perhaps because there was no point in cheating, Lin Li didn't see anyone cheating.
After these two subjects, Lin Li felt pretty good.
In Math, Lin Li only didn't write the third sub-question of the last question; everything else was filled in. The only things he wasn't sure about were the last fill-in-the-blank question. He had done similar example problems for the last multiple-choice question before, so he should have calculated the correct answer.
Physics was all filled in; as for whether it was correct, it was hard to say, because Physics is a subject where it's very easy to get the whole thing wrong due to one formula or calculation problem.
But for the first subject of the afternoon, Politics, some people immediately became restless.
Lin Li was actually very deliberate in avoiding seeing other people's cheating behavior, but just now the Politics teacher was passing out corrections for printing errors in the exam papers to each exam hall, so he had to look up. After the Politics teacher left, Lin Li sighed and said in a voice that the whole classroom could hear:
"Teacher, that classmate in the fourth row of the fourth group should be looking at a cheat sheet; it's in the drawer. Oh, now it seems to have been dropped on the ground and stepped on with a shoe..."
Feng Kai looked at Lin Li, who was live-streaming cheating on the spot, and calmed down.
Hearing a hundred times is not as good as seeing once.
This guy is playing for real; the cheat sheet he brought in his pocket should be sealed away.
The proctor naturally couldn't ignore this upon hearing it. After stepping forward to confirm, he confiscated the cheat sheet. It was actually quite good; at least he let the guy who was reported continue the exam. Some strict teachers would immediately take the exam paper and indicate that the other party didn't need to take the exam anymore.
"You motherf— are really reporting, right? Damn it!" After the exam ended, just as the proctor walked out of the classroom, Zhang Wei walked toward Lin Li with red eyes.
Bai Bufan immediately stood up upon hearing this, hearing the sound before seeing the person: "Reporting is exactly what you cheating dogs deserve, so what? Lin Li, I'm here to help you! Touch my brother, and I'll hack you to death."
Lin Li was moved in his heart—Bai Bufan actually stood up for him immediately.
No.
Lin Li looked at Bai Bufan, who had already walked to the door and was about to leave the classroom: "Where the hell are you helping me?"
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"I'm going back to the dormitory to get my phone and help you slash a price on Pinduoduo."
Lin Li gave a thumbs up.
Hope it's a new user.
"Keep going, as long as you slash five hundred yuan, the ashes can be kept at the Hive Express station for ten years; this is much cheaper than buying a cemetery."
"Business genius!" Bai Bufan's eyes lit up.
Seeing these two bastards chatting, Zhang Wei became even angrier. He quickly walked to Lin Li and was just about to smash his fist on Lin Li's desk when he saw Lin Li's right hand press on his head, rub it, and smile with the kindness of someone who could reform all things:
"Don't be angry, it's just a small matter, what's there to be angry about?"
His left hand poked the mouth of the "Bottle of Hidden Emotions and Desires" out of his pocket.
"That makes sense too," Zhang Wei nodded, feeling he wasn't that angry anymore. It was indeed his fault first, and he was a bit ashamed and angry, and Lin Li really didn't look like someone to mess with.
But leaving just like this wasn't appropriate; he felt he still had to leave a harsh word to give himself a way out:
"I'll forgive you this time, just don't report again later, be sensible."
"That won't work, I'll still report if I see it. You'd better be sensible yourself." Lin Li shook his head.
"Don't you dare—" The other party's face became angry again, and he reached out to grab Lin Li's collar, but was pressed down by Lin Li's hand.
"Forget it, if you don't want face, I don't want it either; whoever wants it can have it." Zhang Wei changed his words.
After speaking, he pulled his hand away and left the classroom.
Everyone in the room who wanted to watch the drama was stunned, especially Feng Kai, who was particularly looking forward to blood flowing like a river.
No, that's it?
Bai Bufan, who was ready to go out and call people to help Lin Li, also walked back, looking at Lin Li's hand with surprise, and asked in confusion: "No, Lin Li, what did you just do?"
"Reformed him with love." Lin Li smiled simply and unadornedly, "I am actually Nangong Wenya; whoever I touch becomes stupid."
Bai Bufan suddenly felt a bit shy: "I committed... when I was young..."
"You motherf— shut up, I don't know you, disgusting, get out." Lin Li's face turned black.
"Just joking, just joking, I committed errors with Dongfang Tiexin and Beiming Xue." Bai Bufan changed his words.
"That's human nature. I actually committed errors too, with Ximen Xiao." Lin Li breathed a sigh of relief.
"... You are the real expert." Bai Bufan was convinced.
The two played around for a while.
Then Lin Li sat back in his seat, took out his Technology textbook, and looked at the door interestingly.
During the second round, he hadn't had time to absorb the anger.
Wasted one 【Power Accumulation】.
Zhang Wei, who was heading to the bathroom, turned back, confirmed that no one from the classroom had followed him out, and shook his right hand violently.
"Hiss—ha—"
"Damn it, brother, if you had martial virtue, you should have said so earlier!"
"Wouldn't I have been honest earlier?"
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