Chapter 182
Seeing this scene, Bai Bufan was a bit confused; he didn't understand why everyone was staring at him like this.
Was he too flamboyant?
Oh, it should be just like that.
Just now, quite a few people seemed to say he got many questions wrong; his flamboyance in being all correct was indeed a bit jealousy-inducing.
Human nature.
Bai Bufan immediately raised his hand and said seriously:
"I'll state it in advance, I didn't cheat; this is all correct that I wrote with my own strength."
Everyone in the class laughed immediately upon hearing this.
"No!! What are you laughing at! I really didn't cheat! I swear, if there is any moisture in this History grade, any falsification, I will pull out a meter of skin when I pull out the hangnail on my finger in the future!"
Bai Bufan was anxious and, seeing the classmates still mocking him, made an annoyed vow.
"Hiss—ha—"
Bai Bufan's vow seemed a bit too ruthless. Lin Li just thought about the picture, and his fingers felt a sharp pain.
Ever since he tore his finger skin once, Lin Li had kept nail clippers in his drawer.
But well.
"Bufan, everyone didn't suspect you of cheating." Lin Li said with a smile.
Even if he cheated a little, it wouldn't be this answer.
"Everyone mainly wants to ask you, for the fourth question, why is the person who led the Boston Tea Party Lin Zexu? Everyone is very confused about this. Can you explain it?" Lin Li pressed.
"Ah? Old Xu is the Humen little barbecue, how could he participate in the Boston Tea Party?" Bai Bufan returned to his seat upon hearing this, picked up the History exam paper, and looked at it, shocked:
"Damn it! How could I write B for this question? I clearly knew it was C during the exam!"
This kind of behavior where the brain thinks it's right but the result is wrong is still quite common.
Especially among students.
"Eh? Then why would the answer be B? Is the answer wrong too?" Bai Bufan finally realized this point in hindsight. He raised his head, looked at Lin Li, and his eyes gradually widened: "Wait, this... whose answer is it?"
"Yours."
Bai Bufan: "?"
Most afraid~ the air suddenly quiet~
"Bufan, what's wrong? Why aren't you talking?"
Most afraid~ the sudden concern of a friend~
"Lin—Li—I 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'"
When Bai Bufan's roar sounded and he chased Lin Li with red eyes, Class 4 entered a mode of complete uproarious laughter.
However, at this time, a problem arose: Bai Bufan couldn't catch Lin Li.
Looking at Lin Li, who was always mocking him from across the classroom, Bai Bufan was furious. His expression became completely indifferent, brothers broke up: "Lin Li, I can't catch you, but I have means!"
"Oh, what means do you have!" Lin Li was disdainful.
"I'll make you taste the feeling of losing a brother! Zhou Baowei, go to hell!" Bai Bufan started punching and kicking Zhou Baowei.
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Eh? No, brother? How is this my business?
"Stop! You motherf— dare to hit my brother? Then I motherf— will hit your brother too!" As Lin Li, who valued brotherhood the most, he was furious at this scene. As revenge, Lin Li also rushed up and punched and kicked Baowei.
Bai Bufan, who was beating Zhou Baowei: "Submit or not, Lin Li! If you don't submit, I'll keep hitting!"
Lin Li, who was beating Zhou Baowei: "I don't submit! Do you submit? If you don't submit, I'll keep hitting! Hit until you die!"
Bai Bufan: "Don't submit! If you have the guts, hit one to death and show me!"
Zhou Baowei: "... Submit, I submit, okay?"
The two pretended not to hear and just threw punches blindly.
These two were less than half a meter apart now, but their fists landed on Zhou Baowei's back.
Although it didn't hurt at all, Zhou Baowei still had to say that these two bastards were pure wall-builders.
When the History teacher walked in, the two had to return to their seats.
"Can this be erased?"
Seeing these answers on the blackboard, the History teacher asked everyone.
She thought it was the answer to the subject, in case the students hadn't finished checking.
"Teacher, this is Bufan's History multiple-choice answer. If you want to erase it, you can—" Lin Li's words were only half spoken when his mouth was covered by Bai Bufan, who had widened his eyes again.
"History answer?" Eating the melon on himself, the History teacher picked up the answer she brought, compared it, and then scratched her head: "Don't say, it's a bit like it, but I'm a bit afraid to recognize it."
Bai Bufan: "..."
"Lin Li, in this world, besides me and Mianbei, who else would be so open-hearted to you? I treated you sincerely, and you treated me like this?"
The History class ended, and Bai Bufan lay on the desk with dull eyes.
His expression was decadent, his limbs were weak, like a still from a movie where "he is sitting on the sofa, with five black brothers standing behind him."
Lin Li's move was really too ruthless.
When the History teacher learned that it was Bai Bufan's multiple-choice answer on the blackboard, she spent the whole class whipping the corpse endlessly. Seeing Bai Bufan get one question wrong, she would ask him to stand up and explain his problem-solving ideas, using it as a negative example.
"You deserve it."
Lin Li sneered, took his water cup, and went to get water.
When he returned to the classroom, he saw Bai Bufan blocking Zhou Baowei from going to the podium. "Lin Li! Help me stop Baowei! Don't let him go up and erase the answer!" Bai Bufan shouted for help immediately after seeing Lin Li come in.
The next class was English, and a row of new answers was written on the blackboard.
Lin Li smiled.
Do not do to others what you do not want done to yourself, but force it on others.
Bai Bufan harming others was others' own fault, but others harming Bai Bufan was heaven-defying.
"Coming!" Bai Bufan was pure trash. Fortunately, Lin Li wasn't a good person either. Upon hearing this, he immediately put his water cup on the cabinet behind and went up to assist in stopping Zhou Baowei.
Brothers are of one heart, their sharpness can cut metal.
The bell rang.
In Zhou Baowei's heart-wrenching cry, he was forcibly pressed back to his seat by Lin Li and Bai Bufan.
"Let me see how Baowei chose English." Taking out the English exam paper, Lin Li began to compare.
Wait.
【Text missing/p>
That's not right.
"Why are Baowei's answers exactly the same as mine?" Lin Li turned to look at Bai Bufan.
"Because it is your answer." Bai Bufan smiled.
On Zhou Baowei's face now, there was no collapse or despair; he similarly put on a strange smile and looked at Lin Li with Bai Bufan.
Lin Li: "..."
Bu Hao!
Art of War! They used the Art of War!
This was clearly a trap designed by the two to target him!
"Damn, I have today too." Lin Li pressed his forehead with his fist, speechless.
Bai Bufan and Zhou Baowei laughed wildly.
"Da da da."
The plain-faced Kou Kou, wearing a small microphone and stepping on low-heeled shoes, walked in.
"Everyone, take out your monthly exam papers." Kou Kou said while looking at the answers on the blackboard.
"Teacher, the blackboard is—" Bai Bufan was about to explain for Kou Kou.
"Eh? You already know the answers? You've already helped me write them in advance? This is the monthly exam multiple-choice answer; everyone check for yourselves. We'll pick the questions students got wrong the most to explain. Bufan? What's up? What do you want to tell the teacher?"
After Kou Kou finished speaking, she raised her head to look at Bai Bufan, who had just called her, and asked gently.
Bai Bufan, Zhou Baowei: "?"
The two turned their heads mechanically and looked at Lin Li.
No, brother, are you really all correct?
Lin Li just leaned back with his chair, inserted his ten fingers into his hair roots, combed all his hair back, and only looked at the two after 'noticing' the gaze:
"Hm? What's wrong? Is there anything? Baowei, you are nearsighted, can you see the answers on the blackboard clearly? Do you want me to let you check my exam paper?"
Damn, this pretentiousness is really something.
With three thousand five hundred high school vocabulary words, Lin Li had already memorized them thoroughly by relying on 【Strong Memory】. The out-of-syllabus words in the first-year monthly exam even had Chinese annotations, and for the English exam paper part, as long as he could understand it completely, it couldn't be simpler to write.
It was equivalent to writing primary school Chinese questions; being all correct wasn't too surprising.
However, although he was all correct, it was estimated that he would lose points in listening, as well as in the word-filling and essay writing that required grammatical changes; the class first place was still difficult.
But it was enough. Conservatively estimated, it was at least 130+, which was an epic improvement for Lin Li, who used to fluctuate around 100.
Looking at Lin Li's face, Bai Bufan's mouth twitched.
Seeing his brother doing so well, Bai Bufan was really happy for him from the bottom of his heart.
Happy! For! Him!
The cabinet moved, Bai Bufan didn't want to play anymore.
How could it be this ending?
"No—!!!" Unable to bear it, Bai Bufan roared unwillingly, bursting into tears.
"Snowflakes drifting~ North wind whistling~" Lin Li sang on the side.
"What exactly is wrong?"
Only Kou Kou was confused; what were these two living treasures doing again?
But it didn't matter; Kou Kou knew how to deal with them:
"So noisy even in class, you two stand at the back and listen."
"Good, first look at the first reading passage... combined with the part about nature in the text, so this question is C. Do you understand?" Kou Kou started explaining the questions.
Lin Li gave Bai Bufan a look and then asked: "The teacher is asking you if you have stood up below, answer quickly."
Bai Bufan: "?"
"Who the hell taught you to understand 'understand' like this? Genius!" Bai Bufan gave a thumbs up.
"If I'm not a genius, how could I get all the English multiple-choice questions correct? Isn't this nonsense?" Lin Li felt he was worthy of the name.
The two looked at each other and nodded in relief.
Unfortunately, a third party intervened.
Kou Kou didn't know when she had walked in front of the two, pointed to both sides, and said with a fake smile: "You two... one stand on the left, one stand on the right!"
The small microphone made a sharp blasting sound, suspected to contain impurities.
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